Have you taken lolly sausage down to Petey Fair?
Have you seen the twisted collar bound up in his hair?
Wonder what your mom will think, taking tanks of lager.
Wonder what your dad will drink, shaking shakes of sugar.
Hey poet you don't know that sugar don't go with lager?
Neither either does you fever rhyme with auger 
and the meter's all wrong too.

asshole.