one thing that really ticks me off about playboy pictorials is how the models 
always have this "neener neener" about them.  the playboy pose, i call it.  an 
almost invisible smirk "y'can't have meee" sort of thing.  hugh, you can take 
your pouts, smirks, and twisted lips and staple 'em right down the middle.  
the sexiest facial expression is an open, honest smile.