If you've ever had to climb to the top of a volcano to defend the honor of 
your podling, you might be a hick venusian.


-catbear

In article <6a8hhq$pus$2@europa.frii.com>,
catbear <catbear@nexi.com.elide> wrote:
>If you've ever had to climb to the top of a volcano to defend the honor of 
>your podling, you might be a hick venusian.

You may be a greenneck if:

 - you own more than three travel modules... that don't run.
 - your podfather is your spawnuncle.
 - your door tunnel caves in and more than six thlugs are killed.
 - there is a stuffed gritlik anywhere in your house.
 - you consider a 14-pack and a fluxworm destructor high-quality
   entertainment.
 - your family sneeg has only one tentacle.
 - you have a rag for a plasma containment barrier (on a travel module 
   that does run).
 - you have lost at least one psuedopod opening a freem bag.
 - you won't depotentiate at a confusion zone if you have an empty
   freem bag in the travel module.
 - you call your monitoring agent "Xiffu" on a regular basis.
 - you trim your yard fungi and find a travel module.
 - you can replace the glqux in your travel module without lowering
   your antennae.
 - your biggest ambition in life is to "git thet big'ole zorn.  The one
   what flits 'round yonder, below Xixxa's storage cave..."
 - the scroll value of your travel module goes up and down depending on
   the charge in the plasma capacitors.
 - the best way to keep things warm is to dunk'em in the lava.
 - you have more than two eggmates named Xixxa or Zbnluy.
 - you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going zorn hunting.
 - you have ever depotentiated a travel module in a sneeg.
 - your collection of freem bags is a tourist attraction
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