I took my psychotic manic depressive sociopathic tendencies to a psychiatrist 
and .. wouldn't you know it .. I acted perfectly normal.  I took my brain for 
a spin, recited some times tables and the gettysburg address, passed an iq 
test and aced one of those moral dilemma questionairres.  He says there's 
nothing wrong with me, but i know i'm crazy.  I'm sure one day i'll just freak 
out in the middle of the office or something and just be up shit creek because 
the warranty's expired.