Ed Liason - Chapter 3 - Hinkle goes to the Cleaners
 
Five years later, Ed and Angel arrive at Cumberland Farms.  
Farmer Cumberland is not around, so our heros decide to hang 
around and wait.
 
Angel and Ed, after toying with the patiently dangling 
Batman & Robin, break into a farmhouse.  Batman suggests a 
liberal dose of Batcream to cure the sudden skin affliction, 
but Ed scoffs, throwing a cloud of hazy smoke through his 
chimney.
 
A fire truck quickly pulls up and disgorges half a dozen 
burly men, who immediately whistle at Angel's all-brick 
construction.  They rush over to the smoking Ed and put him 
out, but he just as quickly comes right back in.
 
The firemen enter Angel's back door, slamming it brutally 
countless times and again, as their faces show the glow of 
people who have recently sodomized small farm villas.  Ed 
cannot stand any more of the horrifying treatment, calls the 
local constabulary and recommends arrest.
 
A brief nap returns Ed to his normal form, but as a 
shrieking gibbet of hellspew, he's not much use.  Angel 
venturas to change him into a bipedal form, but it's a 
pagemaker shop, so she has to run a gibbet converter and 
scream loudly "I WILL NOT BUY COREL PRODUCTS" six and a half 
thousand times.
 
Sadly, Ed eventually morphs into a more familiar and less 
expensive to film shape, and the adventure continues....
 
 
TO BE CONTINUED

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