My absolute favorite thing to
do is grab a nasty problem, wrestle it to the ground, beat it into submission,
and come up for air laughing. Bugs fear me, deadlines inspire me, and
product managers want to bear my children. I'm a hacker's hacker, a
down-and-dirty code grubbing master-of-machines who won't take an error
lying down and won't rest until the test suite reports that the output
is perfect. I'm a psychic debugger and I can smell bad output a mile
away. Perl is my lapdog and C/C++ is my bitch and I won't take no for
an answer from any language or operating system. I cut my teeth on a
TRS-80 in 1978, chewed up Apples, Commodores and Ataris for laughs,
and planted my flag on the PC when 256K was more RAM than anyone would
ever need. When you feel like your projects are running like a berserk
Whack-a-Mole, I am your mallet. Get in touch and let's beat this thing
together.