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LAST CENTURY BETTER ILLUSTRATED JESUS' WARNING THAT WILL HATE BECAUSE THAN JERRY FALWELL LEFT THIS WORLD TUESDAY SEPARATELY BETTER ILLUSTRATES WARNING THAT DOESN'T NICE LIBERALS FALWELL PERFECTED CHRISTIAN EXUDED CHRISTIAN LOVE HATING WHILE LOVING SINNERS THIS OPPOSED LIBERALS JUST LOVE SINNERS LIKE CHRIST MINISTERING PROSTITUTES FALWELL REGULARLY LEFT SAFE CONFINES CHURCH SHOW SUCH BENIGHTED VENUES SUCH GOOD CHRISTIAN THAT BACK WHEN USED TOGETHER DURING CLINTON'S IMPEACHMENT SOMETIMES WANTED STEP ASIDE REVEREND MEAN GIRL HANDLE THIS THAT PROBABLY PRAYED CLINTON PUTTING CHRIST ABOVE EVERYTHING EVEN OPPORTUNITY MAKE HUMILIATING JOKE ABOUT CLINTON FALWELL KNOWN CONTROVERSIAL NOTHING EVER CONTROVERSIAL YAMMERING ABOUT SCRIPTURE KNOW IT'S WORD SOMETHING FROM NEWS COVERAGE FALWELL'S DEATH BEGAN SUSPECT FIRST NAME WHETHER AGREE WITH EVEN FALWELL'S FANS SUCH EVANGELIST BILLY GRAHAM FORMER PRESIDENT BUSH KEPT THROWING DIDN'T ALWAYS AGREE DISCLAIMER BETTY FRIEDAN MOLLY IVINS THIS MANY DIDN'T ALWAYS AGREE WITH QUALIFIERS THEIR DEATHS WHEN DIDN'T ALWAYS AGREE WITH WOULD MIND KEEPING YOURSELF FIRST ALWAYS AGREED WITH FALWELL ACTUALLY THERE SMALL ITEM THINK FALWELL WRONG REGARDING STATEMENT AFTER THAT PAGANS ABORTIONISTS FEMINISTS GAYS LESBIANS ACTIVELY TRYING MAKE THAT ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE ACLU PEOPLE AMERICAN THEM HAVE TRIED SECULARIZE AMERICA POINT FINGER THEIR FACE 'YOU HELPED THIS HAPPEN FIRST DISAGREED WITH THAT STATEMENT BECAUSE FALWELL NEGLECTED SPECIFICALLY INCLUDE TEDDY KENNEDY REVEREND BARRY LYNN SECOND FALWELL LATER STRESSED THAT BLAMED TERRORISTS MOST THINK THAT CLARIFICATION UNNECESSARY NECESSARY CLARIFICATION NOTE THAT LEAST PROTECTING AMERICA ENOUGH ALLOW TERRORISTS STRIKE WHEN DEMOCRAT WHITE HOUSE STILL THINK ISN'T CHRIST WHOM LIBERALS HATE REMEMBER THEY HATE FALWELL EVEN MORE THAN THEY HATE NOTE THAT FALWELL'S LIST AMERICANS BLAMED EJECTING FROM PUBLIC LIFE ONLY GAYS QUALIFIER FALWELL REFERRED GAYS LESBIANS ACTIVELY TRYING MAKE THAT ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE CHRISTIAN MINISTER GOING PREACH THAT HOMOSEXUALITY GODLY BEHAVIOR FALWELL DIDN'T LIMITING QUALIFICATIONS CONDEMNATION FEMINISTS ACLU PEOPLE AMERICAN THERE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN PEOPLE EVEN PRELAPSARIAN THAT JERRY FALWELL WOULD LIKE RETURN WHEN PROTECTED AMERICA FROM EVERYTHING OURSELVES WHAT FALWELL REFERRING ACTIVISTS ONES SPIT EUCHARIST FLOOR PATRICK'S CATHEDRAL BLAMED REAGAN AIDS KEEP TRYING TEACH SMALL SCHOOLCHILDREN ABOUT FISTING ALSO ONES PROMOTE LIFESTYLE CHILDREN'S CARTOON BEGINNING EARLY NEWS BRISTLING WITH STORIES ABOUT CHILDREN'S CARTOON IMPORTING FROM BRITAIN THAT FEATURED CARTOON CHARACTER TINKY WINKY PURPLE TELETUBBIE WITH MALE VOICE HANDBAG PEOPLE MAGAZINE GLEEFULLY REPORTED THAT TELETUBBIES AIMED TELEBABIES YOUNG YEAR TEENAGE CLUB KIDS LOVE PRODUCTS' KITSCH VALUE HAVE MADE PURSE-TOTING TINKY WINKY CAMP ICON NEXIS ARCHIVES ALONE THERE DOZENS DOZENS MENTIONS TINKY WINKY BEING PERIODICALS SUCH NEWSWEEK TORONTO STAR WASHINGTON POST TWICE YORK TIMES TIME MAGAZINE ALSO TWICE ISSUE TODAY ACCUSED WASHINGTON POST OUTING TINKY WINKY WITH RECENT WASHINGTON POST LIST PUTTING OPPOSITE ELLEN DEGENERES ANNE HECHE ESSENTIALLY 'OUTING' KIDS' SHOW CHARACTER MICHAEL MUSTO VILLAGE VOICE BOASTED THAT TINKY WINKY PROUD NOTING THAT GREAT MESSAGE KIDS ONLY THAT IT'S IMPORTANCE BEING WELL ACCESSORIZED THIS APPEARED BEFORE FALWELL MADE FIRST MENTION TINKY WINKY AFTER YEAR MAINSTREAM MEDIA LAUGHING HAVING OVER STUPID BOURGEOIS AMERICANS PROMOTING CARTOON CHARACTER SHOW CHILDREN WHEN FALWELL CRITICIZED CARTOON FEBRUARY THAT SAME MAINSTREAM MEDIA HOWLED WITH DERISION THAT FALWELL THOUGHT CARTOON CHARACTER COULD TELETUBBIES PRODUCERS IMMEDIATELY DENOUNCED SUGGESTION THAT TINKY WINKY THOUGH THEY ADMITTED THAT ONCE BRIEFLY ENGAGED LIZA MINNELLI THAT'S WHAT REVEREND BELIEVING WHAT READ WASHINGTON POST YORK TIMES TIME MAGAZINE NEWSWEEK COURSE FALWELL ALSO THOUGHT SHOW QUEER FOLK OBVIOUSLY CREDIBILITY DESPITE VENOMOUS ATTACKS OVERWHELMING PRESSURE ADOPT FASHIONABLE BELIEFS CAFE SOCIETY FALWELL NEVER WAVERED INCH ACKNOWLEDGING JESUS BEFORE LUCKILY JESUS' FULL SENTENCE QUOTED BEGINNING THIS COLUMN WILL HATE BECAUSE STANDS FIRM WILL SAVED NOTED HERE PREVIOUSLY GEORGE CLOONEY'S MOVIE GOOD NIGHT GOOD LUCK ABOUT PIOUS PARSON EDWARD MURROW JOSEPH MCCARTHY FAILED PRODUCE PERSON UNJUSTLY ACCUSED MCCARTHY SINCE DESCRIBED MCCARTHY GREAT AMERICAN PATRIOT DEFAMED LIBERALS BOOK TREASON LIBERALS HAVE MORE YEARS PRODUCE PERSON JUST PERSON FALSELY ACCUSED MCCARTHY THEY STILL CAN'T MEANWHILE PROVE THAT MURROW'S GOOD FRIEND LAWRENCE DUGGAN SOVIET RESPONSIBLE HAVING INNOCENT PEOPLE MURDERED BRILLIANT PERCEPTIVE JOURNALIST MURROW ONLY UNAWARE HUNDREDS SOVIET SPIES RUNNING LOOSE GOVERNMENT ALSO UNAWARE THAT DEAR FRIEND DUGGAN SOVIET FRIEND WHOSE BEHALF CORPSES LITTERED SWISS LANDSCAPE CONTRARY IMAGE BLACK NIGHT FASCISM BNOF UNDER MCCARTHY LEADING MASS SUICIDE WITH BODIES CONSTANTLY FALLING HEADS PEDESTRIANS MANHATTAN DUGGAN ONLY SUICIDE AFTER BEING QUESTIONED DUGGAN LEAPT FROM WINDOW COURSE GIVEN PEOPLE DOING BUSINESS WITH HAVE BEEN PUSHED AFTER DUGGAN'S DEATH MURROW ALONG WITH REST HOWLING ESTABLISHMENT ANGRILY DENOUNCED IDEA THAT DUGGAN COULD POSSIBLY HAVE BEEN DISLOYAL AMERICA WELL KNOW TRUTH DECRYPTED SOVIET CABLES MOUNTAINS DOCUMENTS FROM SOVIET ARCHIVES PROVE BEYOND DOUBT THAT LAWRENCE DUGGAN STALIN'S MOST IMPORTANT SPIES MCCARTHYISM DIDN'T KILL GUILT DURING HEIGHT SOVIET PURGES MID-' MILLIONS INNOCENTS WERE BEING TORTURED EXILED KILLED STALIN'S ORDERS MURROW'S GOOD DUGGAN USING POSITION STATE DEPARTMENT PASS IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS SOVIETS DOCUMENTS WERE SENSITIVE DUGGAN RETURN ORIGINALS STATE DEPARTMENT BEFORE SOME WERE IMPORTANT THEY WERE SENT DIRECTLY STALIN MOLOTOV LEAST OCCASION MURROW'S DEAR FRIEND DUGGAN WITH SOVIET HANDLER HOUR HANDLER PHOTOGRAPHED DOCUMENTS MOTHERLAND OTHER WORDS DUGGAN KIND DISLOYAL TWO-FACED BACK-STABBING WEASEL RARELY OUTSIDE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY CERTAINLY PERCEPTIVE THAT MURROW THIS TIME PEOPLE DUGGAN KNEW PERSONALLY WERE BEING FALSELY ACCUSED EXECUTED BACK SOVIET UNION DUGGAN EXPRESSED CONCERN ABOUT STALIN'S PURGES WITH SOVIET HANDLER DIDN'T STOP SPYING ALLEN WEINSTEIN DESCRIBES HAUNTED WOOD DUGGAN MOSTLY CONCERNED ABOUT BEING FALSELY ACCUSED STALIN HIMSELF SOMEDAY BECAUSE MURROW'S GOOD BUDDY DUGGAN INNOCENT PEOPLE WERE KILLED JUST MILLIONS MURDERED DURING PURGES WHILE DUGGAN EARNING EMPLOYEE MONTH AWARDS FROM STALIN LEAST MURDERED SOLELY PROTECT DUGGAN'S IDENTITY SOVIET IGNATZ REISS BEEN HEAD SOVIET SECRET POLICE EUROPE SUCH AWARE SOVIET AGENTS INCLUDING DUGGAN UNLIKE DUGGAN REISS STUNNED STALIN'S BLOODY PURGES REISS DEFECTED FROM SOVIET UNION THREATENING EXPOSE DUGGAN THEY CAME AFTER DEATH WARRANT MONTHS LATER SOVIET SECRET POLICE TRACKED REISS RESTAURANT SWITZERLAND ACCORDING OFFICIAL MEMO DESCRIBING REISS' MURDER SOVIET AGENTS DRAGGED REISS RESTAURANT SHOVED SHOT DUMPED BODY SIDE ROAD SOVIET PARLANCE DEBRIEFED SOVIET OFFICIALS LATER HAPPILY INFORMED DUGGAN'S HANDLER AMERICA REISS LIQUIDATED WIFE DANGER THAT DUGGAN WILL EXPOSED BECAUSE REISS CONSIDERABLY DECREASED DESPITE CLOONEY'S DOUBLE-SOURCED FACT-CHECKING MISSED PART ABOUT MURROW'S GOOD FRIEND DUGGAN BEING ACCOMPLICE MURDER HEAR THESE LIBERALS CARRY MCCARTHYISM WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED HISTORY UNIVERSE EVER BEEN PERSECUTED HEROIC HOLLYWOOD ACTORS EXACT SAME TIME THESE CRYBABIES WERE WAILING ABOUT MCCARTHYISM THERE MUCH WORSE GOING PARTS WORLD ADMIRED HOLLYWOOD LEFT IT'S HAVE BACK PELOPONNESIAN FIND GREATER SUFFERING THAN THAT HOLLYWOOD DRAMA QUEENS DURING BNOF UNDER MCCARTHYISM BELIEVE ANYONE WOULD FIND PREFERABLE HAVE BEEN TARGET MCCARTHY THAN HAVE BEEN ORDINARY CITIZEN LIVING SOVIET UNION HUNGARY POLAND UKRAINE NATION INFECTED PLAGUE THANKS MCCARTHY THANKS MURROW WORST HORROR BEFALL AMERICAN CITIZEN DIRE PROSPECT LOSING MOVIE CREDIT ALTHOUGH SINCE THEN SUPPOSE HAVING WATCH GEORGE CLOONEY MOVIE WOULD CLOSE SECOND LIGHT THEIR REACTION NOMINATION CONDOLEEZZA RICE SECRETARY STATE GATHER LIBERALS HAVE GOTTEN OVER THEIR ENTHUSIASM MULTICULTURALIST MILESTONES IT'S INTERESTING THAT THEY DROPPED THEIR CELEBRATIONS FIRST WOMAN FIRST BLACK FIRST ASIAN DESIGNATIONS PRECISE MOMENT THAT ABOUT FIRST BLACK FEMALE SECRETARY STATE WHEN MADELINE ALBRIGHT APPOINTED FIRST WOMAN SECRETARY STATE MEDIA EUPHORIC MEMORY SERVES MONICA LEWINSKY FIRST JEWISH FEMALE OCCUPY VARIOUS POSITIONS PRESIDENT'S STAFF WITH ALBRIGHT HELM STATE DEPARTMENT OSAMA LADEN WILD THROUGHOUT MIDDLE EAST NORTH KOREANS BEGAN FEVERISHLY BUILDING NUKES UNDER NOSE STAGED PRE-EMPTIVE ATTACK SOLELY PURPOSES REGIME CHANGE BASED FALSE INFORMATION PRESENTED AMERICAN PEOPLE ALBRIGHT ABOUT WORLD LEADER IMMINENT THREAT UNITED STATES SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC WASN'T EVEN LATENT LONG-TERM HYPOTHETICAL THREAT GIRLS MAINSTREAM MEDIA WERE SMITTEN WITH ALBRIGHT'S BROOCH COLLECTION HIGH HEELS NOTICE SHAMBLES MAKING FOREIGN POLICY YORK TIMES RAVED ABOUT ALBRIGHT'S BROOCHES ARTICLE TITLED DIPLOMAT SAYS 'READ PINS FRANCISCO CHRONICLE LEAH GARCHIK AMAZED ALBRIGHT'S JEWEL-ENCRUSTED FLAG ALBRIGHT'S CLEVER RUSE PROVE THAT REPUBLICANS HAVE DIBS PATRIOTIC JEWELRY PERHAPS RICE COULD IMPRESS AMERICAN JOURNALISTS TALKED MORE ABOUT ACCESSORIZING PEOPLE MAGAZINE QUOTED AIDE GUSHING THAT ALBRIGHT STAYS HEELS ALBRIGHT HERSELF TOLD HARPER'S BAZAAR I'VE KIDDED THAT ADVANTAGE BEING WOMAN SECRETARY STATE MAKEUP THIS GREAT LEAP FORWARD FEMINISM THIS POINT EVEN PARIS HILTON ROLLING EYES SAYING COME BUSH NOMINATES BRILLIANT GEOPOLITICAL THINKER HAPPENS BLACK FEMALE SUDDEN SHE'S BUTTERFLY MCQUEEN DON'T KNOW NOTHIN' 'BOUT BIRTHIN' MIDDLE EASTERN DEMOCRACIES EARLIER THIS YEAR FLAMBOYANT RICHARD CLARKE CLAIMED THAT WHEN BRIEFED RICE EARLY ABOUT AL-QAIDA FACIAL EXPRESSION GAVE IMPRESSION THAT NEVER HEARD TERM BEFORE IT'S GOOD KNOW THAT CLINTON'S CHIEF TERRORISM EXPERT BELIEVES HIMSELF POSSESS PARANORMAL ABILITIES SUCH COULDN'T DICK CLARKE HAVE USED SOME THOSE MIND-READING SKILLS OSAMA BEFORE AL-QAIDA BLEW COLE OCTOBER AFTER BITTER OFFICIAL POSITION CLINTON ADMINISTRATION THAT COULDN'T SURE RESPONSIBLE COLE ATTACK APPARENTLY LIBERALS BELIEVE RICE COMPARES UNFAVORABLY MADELINE ALBRIGHT WHOSE PRINCIPLE ACCOMPLISHMENT BEFORE BECOMING SECRETARY STATE MANAGING ATTAIN WITHOUT REALIZING JEWISH THAT COMPETENCE TAKE THAT BACK ALBRIGHT ALSO TAUGHT GEORGETOWN UNIVERSITY COURSE AMERICAN UNIVERSITIES MAKE PROFESSORS PEOPLE LIKE ELDRIDGE CLEAVER'S WIFE KATHLEEN CLEAVER CURRENTLY YALE SCHOOL SUSAN ROSENBERG PARTICIPANT BRINKS ROBBERY TEACHES HAMILTON COLLEGE FORMER WEATHERMAN BILL AYERS DISTINGUISHED PROFESSOR EDUCATION UNIVERSITY ILLINOIS-CHICAGO FORMER WEATHERMAN BERNARDINE DOHRN DIRECTOR LEGAL CLINIC NORTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY ABOUT CLINTON'S FIRST SECRETARY STATE WARREN CHRISTOPHER LAWYER WHOSE DAZZLING FOREIGN POLICY EXPERIENCE CONSISTED BEING PRESIDENT CARTER'S CHIEF NEGOTIATOR HOSTAGES IRAN THAT'S ALMOST IMPRESSIVE RESUME ENTRY CHIEF ICEBERG LOOKOUT TITANIC SENIOR DESIGN ENGINEER EDSEL NAVIGATOR EXXON VALDEZ WRITER EXECUTIVE PRODUCER 'ALEXANDER CLOSEST BLACK WOMAN BILL CLINTON SECRETARY BETTY CURRIE WHOSE PRINCIPAL FUNCTION PENCILING MONICA CLINTON'S LIST EVERY MORNING CLOSEST BLACK WOMAN MOST LIBERALS ACCUSING RICE BEING INCOMPETENT MAID THEY PERIODICALLY ACCUSE STEALING FROM LIQUOR CABINET GEORGE BUSH CHOSE BLACK WOMAN ADVISER NATIONAL SECURITY WANTS SECRETARY STATE WHEN BECOMES FIRST BLACK FEMALE SECRETARY STATE RICE WILL REPLACE FIRST BLACK SECRETARY STATE BOTH APPOINTED RIGHT-WING REPUBLICAN GEORGE BUSH ENTIRE BUSH CABINET STARTING LOOK LIKE IMAGE AWARDS TELECAST MINUS FISTICUFFS GUNPLAY DEMOCRATS TERRIFIED THAT BLACK PEOPLE MIGHT START NOTICE THERE'S BLACK WOMAN STANDING NEXT PRESIDENT BUSH THAT NEVER MIND IT'S PROBABLY SOMEBODY HE'S ARRESTING IT'S EXTREMELY VALUABLE DEMOCRATS ABLE CAMPAIGN BLACK NEIGHBORHOODS WHILE TALKING ABOUT WHITE BOYS RUNNING REPUBLICAN PARTY WHEN MANAGING GORE'S CAMPAIGN DONNA BRAZILE SAID GOING WHITE BOYS THIS ELECTION NICKEL EVERY TIME I'VE CONFUSED GORE LIEBERMAN TERRY MCAULIFFE PAUL BEGALA JAMES CARVILLE JACKSON FIVE SURE ENOUGH BRAZILE INSTRUMENTAL LETTING COUPLE WHITE BOYS NAMED ELECTION GUESS THAT'S LIBERALS' IDEA COMPETENT BLACK WOMAN UNDER NAIVE IMPRESSION THAT CLINTON ADMINISTRATION SCANDALS WOULD ONCE CLINTON ADMINISTRATION ENDED EVEN SOMEONE EXACTLY EYES CLOSED CLINTON-ERA BUFFOONERY IMAGINE THAT MOST CORRUPT ADMINISTRATION HISTORY COUNTRY WOULD FIND KEEP HAVING SCANDALS WHILE OFFICE POOR SANDY BERGER ENDS WATER LONG AFTER EVERYONE'S GONE HOME SOMEDAY WE'LL READING ABOUT CLINTON OFFICIALS CAUSING INCIDENTS NURSING HOMES WHICH CLINTON ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL IMAGINE THAT MIGHT INVOLVE UNDISPUTED FACTS THESE CLINTON'S NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER REMOVED DOCUMENTS WITH HIGHEST POSSIBLE SECURITY CLASSIFICATION FROM NATIONAL ARCHIVES TOOK THEM HOME WITH DISPOSED SOME DOCUMENTS STILL HOTLY CONTESTED WHETHER BERGER ALSO STUFFED TOP-SECRET DOCUMENTS SOCKS YORK TIMES' RESPONSE HYSTERICALLY ACCUSE BUSH ADMINISTRATION CORRUPTION FRONT-PAGE STORY WEEK STORY BROKE TIMES ACCUSED BUSH ADMINISTRATION LEAKING NEWS BERGER INVESTIGATION CYNICAL POLITICAL REASONS BASED TIMES' CAREFUL ACCRETION FACTS WHATSOEVER MEANWHILE FRONT-PAGE STORY SCANDAL ITSELF WELL ACTUALLY THAT DIDN'T MAKE FRONT PAGE THAT STORY DEMURELY REPORTED PAGE TIMES TIMES' DEFENSE BRIEF BERGER CONSISTED INFORMATION THAT BERGER'S FRIENDS BERGER WOULD NEVER ANYTHING HARM COUNTRY IT'S ALWAYS GOOD HEAR DEMOCRATS ASSURE THAT THEM ISN'T TRAITOR WITH DEMOCRATS NEED CONSTANT ASSURANCES WE'RE DEALING WITH ANOTHER ALGER HISS DAVID GERGEN TARIQ AZIZ DEMOCRATS SAYS INCIDENT MORE INNOCENT THAN LOOKS WELL SURE COULDN'T LESS INNOCENT THAN LOOKS THESE PEOPLE THINK DICK CHENEY USES WORD WITH LETTER IT'S SECRET CODE FROM POPE PROVING CONSPIRACY WITH HALLIBURTON THEY CAN'T WHAT FUSS ABOUT WHEN FORMER NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER COMES UNDER CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION SEARCH WARRANT EXECUTED OFFICE HOME AFTER PILFERS TOP-SECRET GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS LEAST IT'S NEARLY CONSEQUENTIAL QUESTION LEAKED STORY ADAM NAGOURNEY NEWS RATHER INTRODUCED STICKY FINGERS SCANDAL THIS SANDY BERGER NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER UNDER PRESIDENT CLINTON STEPPED ASIDE TODAY ADVISER JOHN KERRY CBS' JOHN ROBERTS REPORTS THIS TRIGGERED CAREFULLY ORCHESTRATED LEAK ABOUT BERGER TIMING APPEARS COINCIDENCE CONSPIRACY NUTS' STORY REPUBLICANS LEAKING BERGER INVESTIGATION BEEN LITTLE SHORT DETAILS INASMUCH BASED EVIDENCE WITNESSES SOURCES EVEN PLAUSIBLE THEORY FORMER MOYNIHAN AIDE LAWRENCE O'DONNELL POINTED BUSH ADMINISTRATION'S INTERESTS WERE SERVED LEAK BERGER INVESTIGATION THIS EARLY CAMPAIGN DEMOCRATS HAVE TAUGHT BEST TIME RELEASE DAMAGING INFORMATION ABOUT YOUR OPPONENT -YEAR-OLD ABOUT HOURS BEFORE ELECTION TENDING SUPPORT THEORY THAT KERRY CAMPAIGN LEAKED STORY FACT THAT BUSH WHITE HOUSE KNOWN ABOUT BERGER MONTHS KERRY TOLD INVESTIGATION ONLY WEEK STORY LEAKED BERGER'S RELATIONSHIP KERRY CAMPAIGN UNDERGONE MASSIVE TRANSFORMATION SINCE NEWS GREAT HANES ROBBERY BROKE MONTH TIMES CALLING BERGER KERRY'S FOREIGN POLICY ADVISERS LAST WEEK TIMES DESCRIBED BERGER INFORMAL UNPAID ADVISER JOHN KERRY'S CAMPAIGN NEXT WEEK HE'LL SOME HECKLED TERESA MILWAUKEE LEAST THEY AREN'T CALLING BERGER STALKER PEOPLE SHOULD THEIR KNEES THANKING THAT PRESIDENT NATIONAL ARCHIVES EMPLOYEES CAUGHT SANDY BURGLAR CLINTON WERE STILL PRESIDENT INSTEAD SERIOUS CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION WE'D MONTHS ATTACKS POOR NATIONAL ARCHIVES EMPLOYEES TRAILER TRASH SLUTS GOLD-DIGGERS COURSE CLINTON WERE STILL PRESIDENT SOME NATIONAL ARCHIVES EMPLOYEES MIGHT WELL THEIR KNEES DIFFERENT REASON MAYBE KERRY CAMPAIGN COULD BORROW FROM ANOTHER CLINTON-ERA SCANDAL RANSACKING FILES CLAIM THAT LIKE CRAIG LIVINGSTON KNOWS HIRED BERGER WORK KERRY CAMPAIGN GIVEN DEMOCRATIC SCANDALS THEIR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES MIGHT CONSIDER FOLLOWING LITMUS-TEST QUESTION BEFORE HIRING THEIR CAMPAIGN STAFF HAVE EVER ANYTHING INTO YOUR SHORTS TAKEN ANYTHING YOUR SHORTS THAT COULD NEGATIVELY AFFECT THIS CAMPAIGN JUST LEFT PIONEERED ASTROTURF PROTESTERS HOMELESS PEOPLE LURED DEMONSTRATIONS WITH OFFER FREE T-SHIRT LUNCH LIBERALS HAVE ALSO SPECIALIZED PRODUCING FAKE INSIDERS DENOUNCING THEIR ALLEGED GROUP THERE WERE WINTER SOLDIERS FAKE VIETNAM VETERANS CLAIMING HAVE PERSONALLY DISEMBOWELED BABIES VIETNAM TOOK YEARS PUBLICATION BOOK STOLEN VALOR ESTABLISH THAT BULK THEM WERE UTTER FRAUDS NEVER SEEN COMBAT SOME NEVER SEEN VIETNAM SHOCKINGLY THIS WIKIPEDIA ENTRY WINTER SOLDIERS TREATS THEIR PHONY RECORDS LEGITIMATE THEN THERE'S BARRY LYNN ALLEGED CHRISTIAN MINISTER WHOSE STOCK TRADE DENOUNCE MENTION RELIGION ANYPLACE ANYTIME LOOK CHRISTIAN MINISTER EVEN HAVE ADMIT THAT SIGHT KINDERGARTNER PRAYING TERRIFYING MOST FOLKS FIRST PERSON POST BARRY LYNN'S MITZVAH PHOTOS BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT MAZEL WINS FREE COPY LATEST BOOK GUILTY LIBERAL 'VICTIMS' THEIR ASSAULT AMERICA LATEST FAKE INSIDER WHISTLEBLOWER KATHLEEN PARKER BARRY LYNN SOUTH FRESH MAINSTREAM MEDIA TOUR SARAH PALIN-HATING CONSERVATIVE PARKER SELF-PROCLAIMED SOUTHERNER BLAMING OPPOSITION OBAMA'S POLICIES REGION'S REPUTED RACISM UNCANNILY THIS CLAIM STRUCK CHORD WITH NORTHERN LIBERALS THROUGHOUT PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN LAST YEAR LIBERALS WERE CHAMPING ACCUSE AMERICANS RACISM SUPPORTING BARACK OBAMA THAT TOUGH ARGUMENT ACCOUNT OBVIOUS FACTS THAT EVERY VOTE LOST BECAUSE HE'S BLACK OBAMA PICKED ANOTHER VOTES BEING BLACK OBAMA ELECTION COUNTRY THAT'S PERCENT NON-BLACK ACCUSATIONS RACISM HOLD UNTIL FIRST NOTE DISSENT FROM AGENDA SOUNDED INASMUCH OBAMA JUST ELECTED POLICIES HAVE TURNED MOST LEFT-WING COUNTRY EVER SEEN WASN'T GOING EASY CLAIM ELECTORATE SUDDENLY DECIDED THEY DIDN'T LIKE MAMMOTH SPENDING BILLS SOCIALIST HEALTH CARE BILLS BECAUSE THEY JUST NOTICED OBAMA BLACK KATHLEEN PARKER LEAPT INTO FRAY EXPLAIN THAT OPPOSITION OBAMA'S AGENDA PURE SOUTHERN RACISM SHE'S FROM SOUTH MUST TRUE CHRIS MATTHEWS' HARDBALL WORD CHRIS WORD 'CONFEDERACY MEAN KNOW SOUTH VERY LIVE THERE WANT MAKE THAT CLEAR BECAUSE BASHING SOUTHERNERS CERTAINLY BASHING SOUTHERNERS THIS MADE CLEAR WASHINGTON POST COLUMN CALLING REPUBLICAN PARTY DRIVE STAKE THROUGH HEART DIXIE GETS FROM DON'T WANT SOCIALIZED MEDICINE HATE BLACK PEOPLE TOUGH EQUATION ALGEBRA TEACHER USED PLEASE SHOW YOUR WORK PARKER'S EXPLANATION SARAH PALIN HAVE REALIZED WHAT DOING SOUTHERNERS WEANED HARPER HEARD WHISTLE HARDBALL SAID DON'T POSITION WHITE WOMAN BLACK MALE PRETEND LIKE THERE'S NOTHING HAPPENING THERE THERE'S DEEP HISTORY THAT'S MENTIONED HARPER THERE UNDERSTAND NOMINATING BLACK PRESIDENT DEMOCRATS CHECKMATED REPUBLICANS SHOULD HAVE DONE DECENT THING NOMINATING WHITE WOMAN VICE PRESIDENT WHICH WOULD SEEN DELIBERATE PLOY LURE GALLANT KLANSMEN INTO DEFENDING WHITE WOMAN'S HONOR VOTING AGAINST OBAMA CALLED UPON DRAW STRAIGHT LINE BETWEEN SARAH PALIN RACISM GUESS THIS GOOD CRACKPOT FORWARD LUNATIC THEORIES WHAT GIVES PARKER'S SLANDEROUS CLAIM PUNCH REPEATED ASSERTION THAT SHE'S SOUTHERNER SHE'S GIVING INSIDE DOPE MAKE SURE MISSES POINT PARKER ISSUES REPEATED PROFESSIONS THAT'S WHAT SOUTH DOWN THERE LIVE THERE DESPITE IMPLICATION THAT THIS DAUGHTER 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INFORM MSNBC-ERS HATE MILITARY LOATHE COPS DESPISE SOUTH ABSOLUTELY DETEST CHRISTIANS REALLY TAKE FROM MSNBC HAND EVEN DICK CHENEY INCITE BLOOD-CURDLING RAGE LIBERALS SIGHT SEXY EVANGELICAL CHRISTIAN PAULA JONES KATHERINE HARRIS MICHELE BACHMANN SARAH PALIN MOST RECENTLY MISS CALIFORNIA CARRIE PREJEAN HAVE COME UNDER FRENZY ATTACKS FROM LIBERALS CHRISTIANS SUPPOSED BALDING SWEATY LITTLE WITH COMPLEXIONS IT'S LIBERALS SUPPOSED SEXY ONES KNOW THAT FROM WATCHING WEST WING MOVIES STARRING JULIA ROBERTS SADLY LIBERALS REAL LIFE BALDING SWEATY LITTLE WITH COMPLEXION PEREZ HILTON SMOKING-HOT BABE CARRIE PREJEAN THIS APPARENT CONTRADICTION INCITES VIOLENT ANGER LIBERALS TRIGGERING THEIR FAMOUS FIGHT FLIGHT RESPONSE LIBERAL MASTURBATORS ONCE AGAIN LAUNCHING FURIOUS ATTACKS BEAUTIFUL CHRISTIAN PIQUE SIMILAR DIRECTED JOAN FIRST MISS CONTEST HELD PRESS CONFERENCE ANNOUNCE THAT PREJEAN BREAST IMPLANTS TAKE CHRISTIAN POSITION PUBLIC SATAN'S HANDMAIDENS WILL TURN YOUR SECRETS INTO FRONT-PAGE NEWS NEXT PHOTOGRAPHER RELEASED SINGLE CHEESECAKE PHOTO PREJEAN THIS PROMPTED LIBERAL REPORTERS HAVE NEVER CHRISTIAN PROCLAIM THAT CHRISTIANS WERE OUTRAGED PHOTO LIBERALS BELIEVE ABORTION SACRAMENT SMOKING WEARING SHORT SKIRTS MODELING LINGERIE MORTAL SINS WEARING WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR BASIS BEING DISQUALIFIED FROM PAGEANT THAT'S PEREZ HILTON'S JUDGING CAREER THEN MONDAY SOME GENUINE SEMI-NUDE PHOTOS WERE RELEASED THESE WERE WHAT WE'D CALL APPROPRIATE CHRISTIAN CURIOUSLY SIMILAR ATTACK LEFT'S FINAL ATTEMPT DESTROY PAULA JONES LURE INTO APPEARING NAKED PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE WELL CHRISTIANS AREN'T PEOPLE BELIEVE THEY WITHOUT THEY'RE PEOPLE KNOW THEY'RE SINNERS AWESTRUCK GOD'S GRACE SENDING ONLY TAKE PUNISHMENT THEY DESERVE THIS CONTRADISTINCTION LIBERALS WHOM BELIEVE THEY'RE FAST TRACK HEAVEN BASIS BEING BASICALLY GOOD PEOPLE ALSO BELIEVE THAT ANYONE DISAGREES WITH THAT THEOLOGICAL VIEW EVIL FINALLY ANYWAY REPORTERS GLEEFULLY RELEASED DIVORCE RECORDS PREJEAN'S PARENTS BECAUSE WHEN WANT TRUTH WHAT MORE RELIABLE THAN ANGRY ACCUSATIONS TRADED MIDDLE ACRIMONIOUS DIVORCE LIBERALS USED DIVORCE PAPERS ARGUE THAT PREJEAN SOME DEEP-SEATED PSYCHOLOGICAL DISTURBANCE CAUSING OPPOSE MARRIAGE SYMPTOMS THIS DEBILITATING ILLNESS INCLUDE BELIEF SOME SORT REVERENCE BIBLE IT'S PREJEAN'S SPECIAL TALENT MISS CONTEST PERFORM OPPOSITE-SEX MARRIAGE PRESIDENT CALL MARRIAGE DIDN'T EVEN VOLUNTEER CONTROVERSIAL VIEWS MARRIAGE RATHER ASKED OPINION MARRIAGE GAVE ANSWER WRAPPED MANY LAYERS SUGAR TOOK MINUTES POINT WELL THINK IT'S GREAT THAT AMERICANS ABLE CHOOSE OTHER LIVE LAND WHERE CHOOSE SAME-SEX MARRIAGE OPPOSITE MARRIAGE KNOW WHAT COUNTRY FAMILY BELIEVE THAT MARRIAGE SHOULD BETWEEN WOMAN OFFENSE ANYBODY THERE THAT'S RAISED BELIEVE THAT SHOULD BETWEEN WOMAN WHAT VICIOUS HATE-MONGER SECOND THERE EXPECTING BUST GOLLY GOSH ANGRY GAY-MARRIAGE SUPPORTERS SHOULD HAPPY THEY DIDN'T VERSION THAT ANSWER CONTAINS SOME TERMS WON'T FIND YOUR BIBLE LIBERALS WOULDN'T ATTACK JAMES DOBSON WITH AMOUNT BILE THEY'VE DIRECTED -YEAR-OLD BEAUTY CONTESTANT IT'S JUST CHRISTIANITY IT'S WOMEN LIBERALS HATE FROM JEAN-PAUL SARTRE PABLO PICASSO BERTRAND RUSSELL TREATED WOMEN MOSTLY THEIR MISTRESSES LIKE DOGS TEDDY KENNEDY BILL CLINTON LIBERALS FEROCIOUS MISOGYNISTS THEY SHARE MUSLIMS' OPINION WOMEN DIFFERING ONLY EXTENT THAT LIBERALS ALSO SUPPORT WOMEN'S RIGHT HAVE ABORTION PERFORM DANCES YOU'D BETTER REAL BURQA THAN UNDER AUTHORITY LIBERAL AMERICAN MALE SURE NEEDED PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE PREJEAN FIGURE HOLDS SAME POSITION MARRIAGE PRESIDENT VICE PRESIDENT SECRETARY STATE BILL CLINTON JOHN KERRY JOHN EDWARDS MISTRESS VAST MAJORITY AMERICAN PEOPLE WHAT CRYING EXPLANATION EVERY BUBBLE-HEAD NEWS ANCHORETTE FROM NICE CHURCHGOING STATE ENDS ADOPTING POLITICAL VIEWS KARL MARX FROM KATIE COURIC NORAH O'DONNELL MSNBC WHOLE STABLE ANCHORETTES WEIRDLY HAVE EXACT SAME POLITICS THEIR LIBERAL MASTERS IT'S IDEOLOGICAL BURQA WOMEN REQUIRED WEAR WORK MAINSTREAM MEDIA WITH CONVENTIONAL BURQA ENFORCES CONFORMITY SEVERELY RESTRICTS VISION ONLY PROTECT YOURSELF LIBERAL MALE'S BIDDING BUBBLE-HEAD ANCHORETTES STAND ROCK CHRISTIANITY ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL CHRISTIAN THROWN LIBERAL BURQA THEREBY INCITING MASS HYSTERIA THROUGHOUT LIBERAL ESTABLISHMENT PREJEAN DOESN'T CARE BLAZING ACROSS IMPOTENT NOSE-PICKERS JOCKEY PIECE REFLECTED LIGHT HURLING INSULTS REPUBLICANS' DEFENSE PRESIDENT BUSH'S IMMIGRATION BILL MORE ENRAGING THAN THEIR DEFENSE HARRIET MIERS BACK THEN BUSH'S CONSERVATIVE BASE ACCUSED BEING SEXIST OPPOSING UNQUALIFIED WOMAN'S NOMINATION HIGHEST COURT LAND WE'RE RACISTS WANTING GRANT AMNESTY MILLIONS ILLEGAL ALIENS DON'T KNOW CONSERVATIVES LIKE LINDA CHAVEZ HAVE ARGUE LIKE LIBERALS SMEARING THEIR OPPONENTS RACISTS WAIT REMEMBER THEIR ARGUMENTS STRONG LIBERALS' ARGUMENTS USUALLY APART FROM ABORTION SUBJECT PRODUCES MUCH DISINGENUOUSNESS AMERICA'S IMMIGRATION POLICY BOTH LEGAL ILLEGAL NEARLY YEARS AMERICANS HAVE BEEN INTENTIONALLY LIED ABOUT IMMIGRATION LAWS TEDDY KENNEDY OVERHAULED IMMIGRATION WITH SPECIFIC PURPOSE EFFECTING DRAMATIC CHANGE NATION'S DEMOGRAPHICS BOBBY KENNEDY CIVIL RIGHTS TEDDY NEEDED SOMETHING WOULD PRESIDE OVER CIVIL RIGHTS BILL ENTIRE THIRD WORLD WORD THAT COULD DRINK THOSE DAYS WITH IMMIGRATION KENNEDY EMBARKED ENTIRELY TRANSFORMING AMERICAN CULTURE GOOD REASON KNOW PEOPLE ALWAYS SAME ARGUMENTS AGAINST ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TODAY WERE ONCE MADE ABOUT IRISH SHOW SILLY THOSE ARGUMENTS ONLY SENATE IRISH NEED APPLY SIGN UNTIL THAT POINT IMMIGRATION BASICALLY TOOK LAISSEZ-FAIRE APPROACH WITH COUNTRY QUOTAS ATTEMPTING REPLICATE TRADITIONAL IMMIGRATION PATTERNS MOST IMMIGRANTS AMERICA HISTORICALLY COME FROM GREAT BRITAIN GERMANY SCANDINAVIAN COUNTRIES CONSEQUENTLY IMMIGRATION QUOTAS ROUGHLY REFLECTED THAT BALANCE WITH SMALLER NUMBERS IMMIGRANTS ADMITTED FROM OTHER COUNTRIES ANGRY LONG-AWAITED PAYBACK WASPS KENNEDY DECIDED GOING RADICALLY TRANSFORM RACIAL COMPOSITION COUNTRY INSTEAD TAKING IMMIGRANTS FROM ENGLAND THREE FROM CHINA AMERICA WOULD HENCEFORTH TAKE THREE FROM ENGLAND FROM CHINA PAYBACK'S BITCH DAUGHTERS AMERICAN REVOLUTION SOME THOSE HARDWORKING IMMIGRANTS JUST WANT CHANCE SUCCEED WERE ARRESTED PLOT BLOW AIRPORT LAST WEEK MOST IMMIGRANTS STILL COME FROM HANDFUL COUNTRIES KENNEDY SIMPLY CHANGED WHICH COUNTRIES THOSE WOULD ACCORDING DEPARTMENT HOMELAND SECURITY OVERWHELMING MAJORITY IMMIGRANTS CAME FROM ONLY COUNTRIES NONE WHICH SENT IMMIGRANTS AMERICA COUNTRY'S FIRST YEARS MEXICO INDIA CHINA PHILIPPINES CUBA VIETNAM DOMINICAN REPUBLIC KOREA COLOMBIA UKRAINE WHITES WERE PERCENT COUNTRY CENSUS BUREAU RECENTLY ESTIMATED THAT WHITES ALREADY ACCOUNT LESS THAN TWO-THIRDS POPULATION WILL MINORITY OTHER ESTIMATES THAT MUCH SOONER ASSUME MAJORITY WILL SUCH COMPASSIONATE OVERLORDS WHITE MAJORITY BEEN THIS SORT DRASTIC CHANGE WERE LEGALLY IMPOSED GROUP OTHER THAN WHITE AMERICANS WOULD CALLED GENOCIDE WHITES CALLED RACISTS MERELY MENTIONING FACT THAT CURRENT IMMIGRATION INTENTIONALLY DESIGNED REDUCE THEIR PERCENTAGE POPULATION NEEDED HAVE MORE DISCUSSION ABOUT IRAQ NEARLY YEARS BEFORE FINALLY INVADING WHEN WILL ALLOWED BEGIN DISCUSSION GOVERNMENT POLICY ENACTED STEALTH YEARS SPECIFICALLY INTENDED DECIMATE PARTICULAR ETHNIC GROUP COUNTRY LIBERALS THINK IRAQIS GENETICALLY INCAPABLE PULLING EVEN MOST RUDIMENTARY FORM DEMOCRACY THEY BELIEVE MILLION MEXICANS WILL MAGICALLY BECOME GOOD AMERICANS IMBUED NATION'S HISTORY CULTURE UPON CROSSING GRANDE MAYBE SHOULD DUNK IRAQIS WHAT HAPPENS LONG WE'RE ADOPTING OPEN BORDERS POLICY IMMIGRATION ABOUT OPENING BORDERS EMIGRATION STANDS ANYONE COME START PLOTTING TERRORIST ATTACKS COLLECTING GOVERNMENT SERVICES RIGHT AWAY REST NEVER ESCAPE HAVING LEAVE COUNTRY RENOUNCE YOUR CITIZENSHIP STILL TAXES YEARS GOVERNMENT DOES ALLOW STOP SUPPORTING WELFARE RECIPIENTS AMERICA MILLIONS MORE WHOM PLANS IMPORT UNDER BUSH'S BILL THAT'S FREE MARKET IT'S ROACH MOTEL THESE FREE-MARKETEERS WALL STREET JOURNAL WANT FREE MOVEMENT PEOPLE ABOUT LETTING FREELY LEAVE AFTER THEY'VE WRECKED COUNTRY SAMUEL HUNTINGTON'S BOOK CHALLENGES AMERICA'S NATIONAL IDENTITY ASKS WOULD AMERICA AMERICA TODAY CENTURIES BEEN SETTLED BRITISH PROTESTANTS FRENCH SPANISH PORTUGUESE CATHOLICS ANSWER WOULD AMERICA WOULD QUEBEC MEXICO BRAZIL DON'T WANT LIVE MEXICO QUEBEC BRAZIL GUESS HAVE CHOICE SINCE OPEN BORDERS MEANS NEVER LEAVE

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