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UNCHARTED BACKWATERS UNFASHIONABLE WESTERN SPIRAL GALAXY LIES SMALL UNREGARDED YELLOW ORBITING THIS DISTANCE ROUGHLY NINETY-TWO MILLION MILES UTTERLY INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE BLUE GREEN PLANET WHOSE APE-DESCENDED LIFE FORMS AMAZINGLY PRIMITIVE THAT THEY STILL THINK DIGITAL WATCHES PRETTY NEAT IDEA THIS PLANET RATHER PROBLEM WHICH THIS MOST PEOPLE WERE UNHAPPY PRETTY MUCH TIME MANY SOLUTIONS WERE SUGGESTED THIS PROBLEM MOST THESE WERE LARGELY CONCERNED WITH MOVEMENTS SMALL GREEN PIECES PAPER WHICH BECAUSE WHOLE WASN'T SMALL GREEN PIECES PAPER THAT WERE UNHAPPY PROBLEM REMAINED LOTS PEOPLE WERE MEAN MOST THEM WERE MISERABLE EVEN ONES WITH DIGITAL WATCHES MANY WERE INCREASINGLY OPINION THAT THEY'D MADE MISTAKE COMING DOWN FROM TREES FIRST PLACE SOME SAID THAT EVEN TREES BEEN MOVE THAT SHOULD EVER HAVE LEFT OCEANS THEN THURSDAY NEARLY THOUSAND YEARS AFTER BEEN NAILED TREE SAYING GREAT WOULD NICE PEOPLE CHANGE GIRL SITTING SMALL CAFE RICKMANSWORTH SUDDENLY REALIZED WHAT THAT BEEN GOING WRONG THIS TIME FINALLY KNEW WORLD COULD MADE GOOD HAPPY PLACE THIS TIME RIGHT WOULD WORK WOULD HAVE NAILED ANYTHING SADLY HOWEVER BEFORE COULD PHONE TELL ANYONE ABOUT TERRIBLY STUPID CATASTROPHE OCCURRED IDEA LOST FOREVER THIS STORY STORY THAT TERRIBLE STUPID CATASTROPHE SOME CONSEQUENCES ALSO STORY BOOK BOOK CALLED HITCH HIKER'S GUIDE GALAXY EARTH BOOK NEVER PUBLISHED EARTH UNTIL TERRIBLE CATASTROPHE OCCURRED NEVER SEEN HEARD EARTHMAN NEVERTHELESS WHOLLY REMARKABLE BOOK FACT PROBABLY MOST REMARKABLE BOOK EVER COME GREAT PUBLISHING HOUSES URSA MINOR WHICH EARTHMAN EVER HEARD EITHER ONLY WHOLLY REMARKABLE BOOK ALSO HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL MORE POPULAR THAN CELESTIAL HOME CARE OMNIBUS BETTER SELLING THAN FIFTY MORE THINGS ZERO GRAVITY MORE CONTROVERSIAL THAN OOLON COLLUPHID'S TRILOGY PHILOSOPHICAL BLOCKBUSTERS WHERE WENT WRONG SOME MORE GOD'S GREATEST MISTAKES THIS PERSON ANYWAY MANY MORE RELAXED CIVILIZATIONS OUTER EASTERN GALAXY HITCH HIKER'S GUIDE ALREADY SUPPLANTED GREAT ENCYCLOPEDIA GALACTICA STANDARD REPOSITORY KNOWLEDGE WISDOM THOUGH MANY OMISSIONS CONTAINS MUCH THAT APOCRYPHAL LEAST WILDLY INACCURATE SCORES OVER OLDER MORE PEDESTRIAN WORK IMPORTANT RESPECTS FIRST SLIGHTLY CHEAPER SECONDLY WORDS DON'T PANIC INSCRIBED LARGE FRIENDLY LETTERS COVER STORY THIS TERRIBLE STUPID THURSDAY STORY EXTRAORDINARY CONSEQUENCES STORY THESE CONSEQUENCES INEXTRICABLY INTERTWINED WITH THIS REMARKABLE BOOK BEGINS VERY SIMPLY BEGINS WITH HOUSE HOUSE STOOD SLIGHT RISE JUST EDGE VILLAGE STOOD LOOKED OVER BROAD SPREAD WEST COUNTRY FARMLAND REMARKABLE HOUSE MEANS ABOUT THIRTY YEARS SQUATTISH SQUARISH MADE BRICK FOUR WINDOWS FRONT SIZE PROPORTION WHICH MORE LESS EXACTLY FAILED PLEASE ONLY PERSON WHOM HOUSE SPECIAL ARTHUR DENT THAT ONLY BECAUSE HAPPENED LIVED LIVED ABOUT THREE YEARS EVER SINCE MOVED LONDON BECAUSE MADE NERVOUS IRRITABLE ABOUT THIRTY WELL DARK HAIRED NEVER QUITE EASE WITH HIMSELF THING THAT USED WORRY MOST FACT THAT PEOPLE ALWAYS USED WHAT LOOKING WORRIED ABOUT WORKED LOCAL RADIO WHICH ALWAYS USED TELL FRIENDS MORE INTERESTING THAN THEY PROBABLY THOUGHT MOST FRIENDS WORKED ADVERTISING HADN'T PROPERLY REGISTERED WITH ARTHUR THAT COUNCIL WANTED KNOCK DOWN HOUSE BUILD BYPASS INSTEAD EIGHT O'CLOCK THURSDAY MORNING ARTHUR DIDN'T FEEL VERY GOOD WOKE BLEARILY WANDERED BLEARILY ROUND ROOM OPENED WINDOW BULLDOZER FOUND SLIPPERS STOMPED BATHROOM WASH TOOTHPASTE BRUSH SCRUB SHAVING MIRROR POINTING CEILING ADJUSTED MOMENT REFLECTED SECOND BULLDOZER THROUGH BATHROOM WINDOW PROPERLY ADJUSTED REFLECTED ARTHUR DENT'S BRISTLES SHAVED THEM WASHED DRIED STOMPED KITCHEN FIND SOMETHING PLEASANT MOUTH KETTLE PLUG FRIDGE MILK COFFEE YAWN WORD BULLDOZER WANDERED THROUGH MIND MOMENT SEARCH SOMETHING CONNECT WITH BULLDOZER OUTSIDE KITCHEN WINDOW QUITE STARED YELLOW THOUGHT STOMPED BACK BEDROOM DRESSED PASSING BATHROOM STOPPED DRINK LARGE GLASS WATER ANOTHER BEGAN SUSPECT THAT HUNG OVER HUNG OVER BEEN DRINKING NIGHT BEFORE SUPPOSED THAT MUST HAVE BEEN CAUGHT GLINT SHAVING MIRROR YELLOW THOUGHT STOMPED BEDROOM STOOD THOUGHT THOUGHT DEAR VAGUELY REMEMBERED BEING ANGRY ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING THAT SEEMED IMPORTANT HE'D BEEN TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT GREAT LENGTH RATHER SUSPECTED CLEAREST VISUAL RECOLLECTION GLAZED LOOKS OTHER PEOPLE'S FACES SOMETHING ABOUT BYPASS JUST FOUND ABOUT BEEN PIPELINE MONTHS ONLY SEEMED HAVE KNOWN ABOUT RIDICULOUS TOOK SWIG WATER WOULD SORT ITSELF HE'D DECIDED WANTED BYPASS COUNCIL DIDN'T HAVE STAND WOULD SORT ITSELF WHAT TERRIBLE HANGOVER EARNED THOUGH LOOKED HIMSELF WARDROBE MIRROR STUCK TONGUE YELLOW THOUGHT WORD YELLOW WANDERED THROUGH MIND SEARCH SOMETHING CONNECT WITH FIFTEEN SECONDS LATER HOUSE LYING FRONT YELLOW BULLDOZER THAT ADVANCING GARDEN PATH PROSSER THEY ONLY HUMAN OTHER WORDS CARBON-BASED LIFE FORM DESCENDED FROM MORE SPECIFICALLY FORTY SHABBY WORKED LOCAL COUNCIL CURIOUSLY ENOUGH THOUGH DIDN'T KNOW ALSO DIRECT MALE-LINE DESCENDANT GENGHIS KHAN THOUGH INTERVENING GENERATIONS RACIAL MIXING JUGGLED GENES THAT DISCERNIBLE MONGOLOID CHARACTERISTICS ONLY VESTIGES LEFT PROSSER MIGHTY ANCESTRY WERE PRONOUNCED STOUTNESS ABOUT PREDILECTION LITTLE HATS MEANS GREAT WARRIOR FACT NERVOUS WORRIED TODAY PARTICULARLY NERVOUS WORRIED BECAUSE SOMETHING GONE SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH WHICH THAT ARTHUR DENT'S HOUSE CLEARED BEFORE COME DENT SAID CAN'T KNOW CAN'T FRONT BULLDOZER INDEFINITELY TRIED MAKE EYES BLAZE FIERCELY THEY JUST WOULDN'T ARTHUR SQUELCHED GAME SAID WE'LL RUSTS FIRST AFRAID YOU'RE GOING HAVE ACCEPT SAID PROSSER GRIPPING ROLLING ROUND HEAD THIS BYPASS BUILT IT'S GOING BUILT FIRST I'VE HEARD SAID ARTHUR WHY'S GOING BUILT PROSSER SHOOK FINGER THEN STOPPED AWAY AGAIN WHAT MEAN WHY'S BUILT SAID IT'S BYPASS YOU'VE BUILD BYPASSES BYPASSES DEVICES WHICH ALLOW SOME PEOPLE DRIVE FROM POINT POINT VERY FAST WHILST OTHER PEOPLE DASH FROM POINT POINT VERY FAST PEOPLE LIVING POINT BEING POINT DIRECTLY BETWEEN OFTEN GIVEN WONDER WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT POINT THAT MANY PEOPLE POINT KEEN THERE WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT POINT THAT MANY PEOPLE POINT KEEN THERE THEY OFTEN WISH THAT PEOPLE WOULD JUST ONCE WORK WHERE HELL THEY WANTED PROSSER WANTED POINT POINT WASN'T ANYWHERE PARTICULAR JUST CONVENIENT POINT VERY LONG FROM POINTS WOULD HAVE NICE LITTLE COTTAGE POINT WITH AXES OVER DOOR SPEND PLEASANT AMOUNT TIME POINT WHICH WOULD NEAREST POINT WIFE COURSE WANTED CLIMBING ROSES WANTED AXES DIDN'T KNOW JUST LIKED AXES FLUSHED HOTLY UNDER DERISIVE GRINS BULLDOZER DRIVERS SHIFTED WEIGHT FROM FOOT FOOT EQUALLY UNCOMFORTABLE EACH OBVIOUSLY SOMEBODY BEEN APPALLINGLY INCOMPETENT HOPED WASN'T PROSSER SAID WERE QUITE ENTITLED MAKE SUGGESTIONS PROTESTS APPROPRIATE TIME KNOW APPROPRIATE TIME HOOTED ARTHUR APPROPRIATE TIME FIRST KNEW ABOUT WHEN WORKMAN ARRIVED HOME YESTERDAY ASKED HE'D COME CLEAN WINDOWS SAID HE'D COME DEMOLISH HOUSE DIDN'T TELL STRAIGHT AWAY COURSE FIRST WIPED COUPLE WINDOWS CHARGED FIVER THEN TOLD DENT PLANS HAVE BEEN AVAILABLE LOCAL PLANNING OFFICE LAST NINE MONTH WELL SOON HEARD WENT STRAIGHT ROUND THEM YESTERDAY AFTERNOON HADN'T EXACTLY GONE YOUR CALL ATTENTION THEM MEAN LIKE ACTUALLY TELLING ANYBODY ANYTHING PLANS WERE DISPLAY DISPLAY EVENTUALLY DOWN CELLAR FIND THEM THAT'S DISPLAY DEPARTMENT WITH TORCH WELL LIGHTS PROBABLY GONE STAIRS LOOK FOUND NOTICE DIDN'T SAID ARTHUR DISPLAY BOTTOM LOCKED FILING CABINET STUCK DISUSED LAVATORY WITH SIGN DOOR SAYING BEWARE LEOPARD CLOUD PASSED OVERHEAD CAST SHADOW OVER ARTHUR DENT PROPPED ELBOW COLD CAST SHADOW OVER ARTHUR DENT'S HOUSE PROSSER FROWNED IT'S IT'S PARTICULARLY NICE HOUSE SAID SORRY HAPPEN LIKE YOU'LL LIKE BYPASS SHUT SAID ARTHUR DENT SHUT AWAY TAKE YOUR BLOODY BYPASS WITH HAVEN'T STAND KNOW PROSSER'S MOUTH OPENED CLOSED COUPLE TIMES WHILE MIND MOMENT FILLED WITH INEXPLICABLE TERRIBLY ATTRACTIVE VISIONS ARTHUR DENT'S HOUSE BEING CONSUMED WITH FIRE ARTHUR HIMSELF RUNNING SCREAMING FROM BLAZING RUIN WITH LEAST THREE HEFTY SPEARS PROTRUDING FROM BACK PROSSER OFTEN BOTHERED WITH VISIONS LIKE THESE THEY MADE FEEL VERY NERVOUS STUTTERED MOMENT THEN PULLED HIMSELF TOGETHER DENT SAID HELLO SAID ARTHUR SOME FACTUAL INFORMATION HAVE IDEA MUCH DAMAGE THAT BULLDOZER WOULD SUFFER JUST ROLL STRAIGHT OVER MUCH SAID ARTHUR NONE SAID PROSSER STORMED NERVOUSLY WONDERING BRAIN FILLED WITH THOUSAND HAIRY HORSEMEN SHOUTING CURIOUS COINCIDENCE NONE EXACTLY MUCH SUSPICION APE-DESCENDANT ARTHUR DENT THAT CLOSEST FRIENDS DESCENDED FROM FACT FROM SMALL PLANET VICINITY BETELGEUSE FROM GUILDFORD USUALLY CLAIMED ARTHUR DENT NEVER EVER SUSPECTED THIS THIS FRIEND FIRST ARRIVED PLANET SOME FIFTEEN EARTH YEARS PREVIOUSLY WORKED HARD BLEND HIMSELF INTO EARTH SOCIETY WITH MUST SAID SOME SUCCESS INSTANCE SPENT THOSE FIFTEEN YEARS PRETENDING WORK ACTOR WHICH PLAUSIBLE ENOUGH MADE CARELESS BLUNDER THOUGH BECAUSE SKIMPED PREPARATORY RESEARCH INFORMATION GATHERED CHOOSE NAME FORD PREFECT BEING NICELY INCONSPICUOUS CONSPICUOUSLY TALL FEATURES WERE STRIKING CONSPICUOUSLY HANDSOME HAIR WIRY GINGERISH BRUSHED BACKWARDS FROM TEMPLES SKIN SEEMED PULLED BACKWARDS FROM NOSE THERE SOMETHING VERY SLIGHTLY ABOUT DIFFICULT WHAT PERHAPS THAT EYES DIDN'T BLINK OFTEN ENOUGH WHEN TALKED LENGTH TIME YOUR EYES BEGAN INVOLUNTARILY WATER BEHALF PERHAPS THAT SMILED SLIGHTLY BROADLY GAVE PEOPLE UNNERVING IMPRESSION THAT ABOUT THEIR NECK STRUCK MOST FRIENDS MADE EARTH ECCENTRIC HARMLESS UNRULY BOOZER WITH SOME ODDISH HABITS INSTANCE WOULD OFTEN GATECRASH UNIVERSITY PARTIES BADLY DRUNK START MAKING ASTROPHYSICIST COULD FIND TILL THROWN SOMETIMES WOULD SEIZED WITH ODDLY DISTRACTED MOODS STARE INTO HYPNOTIZED UNTIL SOMEONE ASKED WHAT DOING THEN WOULD START GUILTILY MOMENT RELAX GRIN JUST LOOKING FLYING SAUCERS WOULD JOKE EVERYONE WOULD LAUGH WHAT SORT FLYING SAUCERS LOOKING GREEN ONES WOULD REPLY WITH WICKED GRIN LAUGH WILDLY MOMENT THEN SUDDENLY LUNGE NEAREST ENORMOUS ROUND DRINKS EVENINGS LIKE THIS USUALLY ENDED BADLY FORD WOULD SKULL WHISKY HUDDLE INTO CORNER WITH SOME GIRL EXPLAIN SLURRED PHRASES THAT HONESTLY COLOUR FLYING SAUCERS DIDN'T MATTER THAT MUCH REALLY THEREAFTER STAGGERING SEMI-PARALYTIC DOWN NIGHT STREETS WOULD OFTEN PASSING POLICEMEN THEY KNEW BETELGEUSE POLICEMEN WOULD USUALLY SOMETHING LIKE DON'T THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME WENT HOME TRYING BABY TRYING WHAT FORD INVARIABLY REPLIED THESE OCCASIONS FACT WHAT REALLY LOOKING WHEN STARED DISTRACTEDLY INTO NIGHT KIND FLYING SAUCER REASON SAID GREEN THAT GREEN TRADITIONAL SPACE LIVERY BETELGEUSE TRADING SCOUTS FORD PREFECT DESPERATE THAT FLYING SAUCER WOULD ARRIVE SOON BECAUSE FIFTEEN YEARS LONG TIME STRANDED ANYWHERE PARTICULARLY SOMEWHERE MINDBOGGINGLY DULL EARTH FORD WISHED THAT FLYING SAUCER WOULD ARRIVE SOON BECAUSE KNEW FLAG FLYING SAUCERS DOWN LIFTS FROM THEM KNEW MARVELS UNIVERSE LESS THAN THIRTY ALTAIRAN DOLLARS FACT FORD PREFECT ROVING RESEARCHER THAT WHOLLY REMARKABLE BOOK HITCH HIKER'S GUIDE GALAXY HUMAN BEINGS GREAT ADAPTORS LUNCHTIME LIFE ENVIRONS ARTHUR'S HOUSE SETTLED INTO STEADY ROUTINE ARTHUR'S ACCEPTED ROLE SQUELCHING MAKING OCCASIONAL DEMANDS LAWYER MOTHER GOOD BOOK PROSSER'S ACCEPTED ROLE TACKLE ARTHUR WITH OCCASIONAL PLOY SUCH PUBLIC GOOD TALK MARCH PROGRESS TALK THEY KNOCKED HOUSE DOWN ONCE KNOW NEVER LOOKED BACK TALK VARIOUS OTHER CAJOLERIES THREATS BULLDOZER DRIVERS' ACCEPTED ROLE AROUND DRINKING COFFEE EXPERIMENTING WITH UNION REGULATIONS THEY COULD TURN SITUATION THEIR FINANCIAL ADVANTAGE EARTH MOVED SLOWLY DIURNAL COURSE BEGINNING ARTHUR SHADOW MOVED ACROSS AGAIN HELLO ARTHUR SAID SHADOW ARTHUR LOOKED SQUINTING INTO STARTLED FORD PREFECT STANDING ABOVE FORD HELLO FINE SAID FORD LOOK BUSY BUSY EXCLAIMED ARTHUR WELL I'VE JUST THESE BULLDOZERS THINGS FRONT BECAUSE THEY'LL KNOCK HOUSE DOWN DON'T OTHER THAN THAT WELL ESPECIALLY THEY DON'T HAVE SARCASM BETELGEUSE FORD PREFECT OFTEN FAILED NOTICE UNLESS CONCENTRATING SAID GOOD THERE ANYWHERE TALK WHAT SAID ARTHUR DENT SECONDS FORD SEEMED IGNORE STARED FIXEDLY INTO LIKE RABBIT TRYING OVER THEN SUDDENLY SQUATTED DOWN BESIDE ARTHUR WE'VE TALK SAID URGENTLY FINE SAID ARTHUR TALK DRINK SAID FORD IT'S VITALLY IMPORTANT THAT TALK DRINK WE'LL VILLAGE LOOKED INTO AGAIN NERVOUS EXPECTANT LOOK DON'T UNDERSTAND SHOUTED ARTHUR POINTED PROSSER THAT WANTS KNOCK HOUSE DOWN FORD GLANCED PUZZLED WELL WHILE YOU'RE AWAY CAN'T ASKED DON'T WANT LOOK WHAT'S MATTER WITH FORD SAID ARTHUR NOTHING NOTHING'S MATTER LISTEN I'VE TELL MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU'VE EVER HEARD I'VE TELL I'VE TELL SALOON HORSE GROOM BECAUSE GOING NEED VERY STIFF DRINK FORD STARED ARTHUR ARTHUR ASTONISHED FIND THAT WILL BEGINNING WEAKEN DIDN'T REALIZE THAT THIS BECAUSE DRINKING GAME THAT FORD LEARNED PLAY HYPERSPACE PORTS THAT SERVED MADRANITE MINING BELTS STAR SYSTEM ORION BETA GAME UNLIKE EARTH GAME CALLED INDIAN WRESTLING PLAYED LIKE THIS CONTESTANTS WOULD EITHER SIDE TABLE WITH GLASS FRONT EACH THEM BETWEEN THEM WOULD PLACED BOTTLE JANX SPIRIT IMMORTALIZED THAT ANCIENT ORION MINING SONG DON'T GIVE NONE MORE THAT JANX SPIRIT DON'T GIVE NONE MORE THAT JANX SPIRIT HEAD WILL TONGUE WILL EYES WILL WON'T POUR MORE THAT SINFUL JANX SPIRIT EACH CONTESTANTS WOULD THEN CONCENTRATE THEIR WILL BOTTLE ATTEMPT POUR SPIRIT INTO GLASS OPPONENT WOULD THEN HAVE DRINK BOTTLE WOULD THEN REFILLED GAME WOULD PLAYED AGAIN AGAIN ONCE STARTED LOSE WOULD PROBABLY KEEP LOSING BECAUSE EFFECTS JANX SPIRIT DEPRESS TELEPSYCHIC POWER SOON PREDETERMINED QUANTITY BEEN CONSUMED FINAL LOSER WOULD HAVE PERFORM FORFEIT WHICH USUALLY OBSCENELY BIOLOGICAL FORD PREFECT USUALLY PLAYED LOSE FORD STARED ARTHUR BEGAN THINK THAT PERHAPS WANT HORSE GROOM AFTER WHAT ABOUT HOUSE ASKED PLAINTIVELY FORD LOOKED ACROSS PROSSER SUDDENLY WICKED THOUGHT STRUCK WANTS KNOCK YOUR HOUSE DOWN WANTS BUILD CAN'T BECAUSE YOU'RE LYING FRONT BULLDOZERS SURE COME SOME ARRANGEMENT SAID FORD EXCUSE SHOUTED PROSSER ARGUING WITH SPOKESMAN BULLDOZER DRIVERS ABOUT WHETHER ARTHUR DENT CONSTITUTED MENTAL HEALTH HAZARD MUCH THEY SHOULD PAID LOOKED AROUND SURPRISED SLIGHTLY ALARMED FIND THAT ARTHUR COMPANY HELLO CALLED DENT COME SENSES MOMENT CALLED FORD ASSUME THAT HASN'T WELL SIGHED PROSSER ALSO ASSUME SAID FORD THAT HE'S GOING STAYING HERE YOUR GOING STANDING AROUND DOING NOTHING COULD COULD WELL YOU'RE RESIGNED DOING THAT ANYWAY DON'T ACTUALLY NEED HERE TIME WHAT DON'T SAID FORD PATIENTLY ACTUALLY NEED HERE PROSSER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS WELL SUCH SAID EXACTLY NEED PROSSER WORRIED THOUGHT THAT THEM WASN'T MAKING SENSE FORD SAID WOULD JUST LIKE TAKE READ THAT HE'S ACTUALLY HERE THEN COULD SLIP DOWN HALF HOUR DOES THAT SOUND PROSSER THOUGHT SOUNDED PERFECTLY POTTY THAT SOUNDS PERFECTLY REASONABLE SAID REASSURING TONE VOICE WONDERING TRYING REASSURE WANT QUICK YOURSELF LATER SAID FORD ALWAYS COVER RETURN THANK VERY MUCH SAID PROSSER LONGER KNEW PLAY THIS THANK VERY MUCH THAT'S VERY KIND FROWNED THEN SMILED THEN TRIED BOTH ONCE FAILED GRASPED HOLD ROLLED FITFULLY ROUND HEAD COULD ONLY ASSUME THAT JUST CONTINUED FORD PREFECT WOULD JUST LIKE COME OVER HERE DOWN WHAT SAID PROSSER SORRY SAID FORD PERHAPS HADN'T MADE MYSELF FULLY CLEAR SOMEBODY'S FRONT BULLDOZERS HAVEN'T THEY THERE WON'T ANYTHING STOP THEM DRIVING INTO DENT'S HOUSE WILL THERE WHAT SAID PROSSER AGAIN IT'S VERY SIMPLE SAID FORD CLIENT DENT SAYS THAT WILL STOP LYING HERE SOLE CONDITION THAT COME TAKE OVER FROM WHAT TALKING ABOUT SAID ARTHUR FORD NUDGED WITH SHOE QUIET WANT SAID PROSSER SPELLING THIS THOUGHT HIMSELF COME THERE FRONT BULLDOZER INSTEAD DENT SOON PROSSER REALIZED THAT SUBSTANTIALLY LOSER AFTER WEIGHT LIFTED ITSELF SHOULDERS THIS MORE LIKE WORLD KNEW SIGHED RETURN WHICH WILL TAKE DENT WITH DOWN THAT'S SAID FORD THAT'S EXACTLY PROSSER TOOK NERVOUS STEPS FORWARD STOPPED PROMISE PROMISE SAID FORD TURNED ARTHUR COME SAID DOWN ARTHUR STOOD FEELING DREAM FORD BECKONED PROSSER SADLY AWKWARDLY DOWN FELT THAT WHOLE LIFE SOME KIND DREAM SOMETIMES WONDERED WHOSE WHETHER THEY WERE ENJOYING FOLDED ITSELF ROUND BOTTOM ARMS OOZED INTO SHOES FORD LOOKED SEVERELY SNEAKY KNOCKING DOWN DENT'S HOUSE WHILST HE'S AWAY ALRIGHT SAID MERE THOUGHT GROWLED PROSSER HADN'T EVEN BEGUN SPECULATE CONTINUED SETTLING HIMSELF BACK ABOUT MEREST POSSIBILITY CROSSING MIND BULLDOZER DRIVER'S UNION REPRESENTATIVE APPROACHING HEAD SINK BACK CLOSED EYES TRYING MARSHAL ARGUMENTS PROVING THAT CONSTITUTE MENTAL HEALTH HAZARD HIMSELF FROM CERTAIN ABOUT THIS MIND SEEMED FULL NOISE HORSES SMOKE STENCH BLOOD THIS ALWAYS HAPPENED WHEN FELT MISERABLE UPON NEVER BEEN ABLE EXPLAIN HIMSELF HIGH DIMENSION WHICH KNOW NOTHING MIGHTY KHAN BELLOWED WITH RAGE PROSSER ONLY TREMBLED SLIGHTLY WHIMPERED BEGAN FELL LITTLE PRICKS WATER BEHIND EYELIDS BUREAUCRATIC COCK-UPS ANGRY LYING INDECIPHERABLE STRANGERS HANDING INEXPLICABLE HUMILIATIONS UNIDENTIFIED ARMY HORSEMEN LAUGHING HEAD WHAT WHAT FORD PREFECT KNEW THAT DIDN'T MATTER PAIR DINGO'S KIDNEYS WHETHER ARTHUR'S HOUSE KNOCKED DOWN ARTHUR REMAINED VERY WORRIED TRUST SAID MYSELF TRUST EARTH SAID FORD SAID ARTHUR FAR'S THAT ABOUT TWELVE MINUTES AWAY SAID FORD COME NEED DRINK HERE'S WHAT ENCYCLOPEDIA GALACTICA ABOUT ALCOHOL SAYS THAT ALCOHOL COLOURLESS VOLATILE LIQUID FORMED FERMENTATION SUGARS ALSO NOTES INTOXICATING EFFECT CERTAIN CARBON-BASED LIFE FORMS HITCH HIKER'S GUIDE GALAXY ALSO MENTIONS ALCOHOL SAYS THAT BEST DRINK EXISTENCE GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTER SAYS THAT EFFECT GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTER LIKE HAVING YOUR BRAINS SMASHED SLICE LEMON WRAPPED ROUND LARGE GOLD BRICK GUIDE ALSO TELLS WHICH PLANETS BEST GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTERS MIXED MUCH EXPECT WHAT VOLUNTARY ORGANIZATIONS EXIST HELP REHABILITATE AFTERWARDS GUIDE EVEN TELLS YOURSELF TAKE JUICE FROM BOTTLE THAT JANX SPIRIT SAYS POUR INTO MEASURE WATER FROM SEAS SANTRAGINUS THAT SANTRAGINEAN WATER SAYS THOSE SANTRAGINEAN FISH ALLOW THREE CUBES ARCTURAN MEGA-GIN MELT INTO MIXTURE MUST PROPERLY ICED BENZINE LOST ALLOW FOUR LITRES FALLIAN MARSH BUBBLE THROUGH MEMORY THOSE HAPPY HIKERS HAVE DIED PLEASURE MARSHES FALLIA OVER BACK SILVER SPOON FLOAT MEASURE QUALACTIN HYPERMINT EXTRACT REDOLENT HEADY ODOURS DARK QUALACTIN ZONES SUBTLE SWEET MYSTIC DROP TOOTH ALGOLIAN SUNTIGER WATCH DISSOLVE SPREADING FIRES ALGOLIAN SUNS DEEP INTO HEART DRINK SPRINKLE ZAMPHUOR OLIVE DRINK VERY CAREFULLY HITCH HIKER'S GUIDE GALAXY SELLS RATHER BETTER THAN ENCYCLOPEDIA GALACTICA PINTS BITTER SAID FORD PREFECT BARMAN HORSE GROOM QUICKLY PLEASE WORLD'S ABOUT BARMAN HORSE GROOM DIDN'T DESERVE THIS SORT TREATMENT DIGNIFIED PUSHED GLASSES NOSE BLINKED FORD PREFECT FORD IGNORED STARED WINDOW BARMAN LOOKED INSTEAD ARTHUR SHRUGGED HELPLESSLY SAID NOTHING BARMAN SAID NICE WEATHER STARTED PULLING PINTS TRIED AGAIN GOING WATCH MATCH THIS AFTERNOON THEN FORD GLANCED ROUND POINT SAID LOOKED BACK WINDOW WHAT'S THAT FOREGONE CONCLUSION THEN RECKON SAID BARMAN ARSENAL WITHOUT CHANCE SAID FORD IT'S JUST THAT WORLD'S ABOUT SAID SAID BARMAN LOOKING OVER GLASSES THIS TIME ARTHUR LUCKY ESCAPE ARSENAL FORD LOOKED BACK GENUINELY SURPRISED REALLY SAID FROWNED BARMAN BREATHED HEAVILY THERE PINTS SAID ARTHUR SMILED WANLY SHRUGGED AGAIN TURNED SMILED WANLY REST JUST CASE THEM HEARD WHAT GOING NONE THEM NONE THEM COULD UNDERSTAND WHAT SMILING THEM SITTING NEXT FORD LOOKED LOOKED PINTS SWIFT BURST MENTAL ARITHMETIC ARRIVED ANSWER LIKED GRINNED STUPID HOPEFUL GRIN THEM SAID FORD THEY'RE OURS GIVING LOOK THAT WOULD HAVE ALGOLIAN SUNTIGER WITH WHAT DOING FORD SLAPPED FIVE-POUND NOTE SAID KEEP CHANGE WHAT FROM FIVER THANK YOU'VE MINUTES LEFT SPEND BARMAN SIMPLY DECIDED WALK AWAY FORD SAID ARTHUR WOULD PLEASE TELL WHAT HELL GOING DRINK SAID FORD YOU'VE THREE PINTS THROUGH THREE PINTS SAID ARTHUR LUNCHTIME NEXT FORD GRINNED NODDED HAPPILY FORD IGNORED SAID TIME ILLUSION LUNCHTIME DOUBLY VERY DEEP SAID ARTHUR SHOULD SEND THAT READER'S DIGEST THEY'VE PAGE PEOPLE LIKE DRINK THREE PINTS SUDDEN MUSCLE RELAXANT YOU'LL NEED MUSCLE RELAXANT MUSCLE RELAXANT ARTHUR STARED INTO BEER ANYTHING WRONG TODAY SAID WORLD ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS I'VE BEEN WRAPPED MYSELF NOTICE ALRIGHT SAID FORD I'LL EXPLAIN LONG HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER LONG ARTHUR THOUGHT ABOUT FIVE YEARS MAYBE SAID MOST SEEMED MAKE SOME SENSE TIME ALRIGHT SAID FORD WOULD REACT SAID THAT FROM GUILDFORD AFTER FROM SMALL PLANET SOMEWHERE VICINITY BETELGEUSE ARTHUR SHRUGGED SO-SO SORT DON'T KNOW SAID TAKING PULL BEER THINK IT'S SORT THING YOU'RE LIKELY FORD GAVE REALLY WASN'T WORTH BOTHERING MOMENT WHAT WITH WORLD BEING ABOUT JUST SAID DRINK ADDED PERFECTLY FACTUALLY WORLD'S ABOUT ARTHUR GAVE REST ANOTHER SMILE REST FROWNED WAVED STOP SMILING THEM MIND BUSINESS THIS MUST THURSDAY SAID ARTHUR MUSING HIMSELF SINKING OVER BEER NEVER COULD HANG THURSDAYS THIS PARTICULAR THURSDAY SOMETHING MOVING QUIETLY THROUGH IONOSPHERE MANY MILES ABOVE SURFACE PLANET SEVERAL SOMETHINGS FACT SEVERAL DOZEN HUGE YELLOW CHUNKY SLABLIKE SOMETHINGS HUGE OFFICE BUILDINGS SILENT BIRDS THEY SOARED WITH EASE BASKING ELECTROMAGNETIC RAYS FROM STAR BIDING THEIR TIME GROUPING PREPARING PLANET BENEATH THEM ALMOST PERFECTLY OBLIVIOUS THEIR PRESENCE WHICH JUST THEY WANTED MOMENT HUGE YELLOW SOMETHINGS WENT UNNOTICED GOONHILLY THEY PASSED OVER CAPE CANAVERAL WITHOUT BLIP WOOMERA JODRELL BANK LOOKED STRAIGHT THROUGH THEM WHICH PITY BECAUSE EXACTLY SORT THING THEY'D BEEN LOOKING THESE YEARS ONLY PLACE THEY REGISTERED SMALL BLACK DEVICE CALLED SUB-ETHA SENS-O-MATIC WHICH WINKED AWAY QUIETLY ITSELF NESTLED DARKNESS INSIDE LEATHER SATCHEL WHICH FORD PREFECT WORE HABITUALLY ROUND NECK CONTENTS FORD PREFECT'S SATCHEL WERE QUITE INTERESTING FACT WOULD HAVE MADE EARTH PHYSICIST'S EYES HEAD WHICH ALWAYS CONCEALED THEM KEEPING COUPLE DOG-EARED SCRIPTS PLAYS PRETENDED AUDITIONING STUFFED BESIDES SUB-ETHA SENS-O-MATIC SCRIPTS ELECTRONIC THUMB SHORT SQUAT BLACK SMOOTH MATT WITH COUPLE FLAT SWITCHES DIALS ALSO DEVICE WHICH LOOKED RATHER LIKE LARGISH ELECTRONIC CALCULATOR THIS ABOUT HUNDRED TINY FLAT PRESS BUTTONS SCREEN ABOUT FOUR INCHES SQUARE WHICH MILLION PAGES COULD SUMMONED MOMENT'S NOTICE LOOKED INSANELY COMPLICATED THIS REASONS SNUG PLASTIC COVER FITTED INTO WORDS DON'T PANIC PRINTED LARGE FRIENDLY LETTERS OTHER REASON THAT THIS DEVICE FACT THAT MOST REMARKABLE BOOKS EVER COME GREAT PUBLISHING CORPORATIONS URSA MINOR HITCH HIKER'S GUIDE GALAXY REASON PUBLISHED FORM MICRO MESON ELECTRONIC COMPONENT THAT WERE PRINTED NORMAL BOOK FORM INTERSTELLAR HITCH HIKER WOULD REQUIRE SEVERAL INCONVENIENTLY LARGE BUILDINGS CARRY AROUND BENEATH THAT FORD PREFECT'S SATCHEL WERE BIROS NOTEPAD LARGISH BATH TOWEL FROM MARKS SPENCER HITCH HIKER'S GUIDE GALAXY THINGS SUBJECT TOWELS TOWEL SAYS ABOUT MOST MASSIVELY USEFUL THING INTERSTELLAR HITCH HIKER HAVE PARTLY GREAT PRACTICAL VALUE WRAP AROUND WARMTH BOUND ACROSS COLD MOONS JAGLAN BETA BRILLIANT MARBLE-SANDED BEACHES SANTRAGINUS INHALING HEADY VAPOURS SLEEP UNDER BENEATH STARS WHICH SHINE REDLY DESERT WORLD KAKRAFOON SAIL MINI RAFT DOWN SLOW HEAVY RIVER MOTH HAND-TO-HAND-COMBAT WRAP ROUND YOUR HEAD WARD NOXIOUS FUMES AVOID GAZE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST TRAAL MINDBOGGINGLY STUPID ANIMAL ASSUMES THAT CAN'T CAN'T DAFT BUSH VERY RAVENOUS WAVE YOUR TOWEL EMERGENCIES DISTRESS SIGNAL COURSE YOURSELF WITH STILL SEEMS CLEAN ENOUGH MORE IMPORTANTLY TOWEL IMMENSE PSYCHOLOGICAL VALUE SOME REASON STRAG STRAG NON-HITCH HIKER DISCOVERS THAT HITCH HIKER TOWEL WITH WILL AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME THAT ALSO POSSESSION TOOTHBRUSH FACE FLANNEL SOAP BISCUITS FLASK COMPASS BALL STRING GNAT SPRAY WEATHER GEAR SPACE SUIT FURTHERMORE STRAG WILL THEN HAPPILY LEND HITCH HIKER THESE DOZEN OTHER ITEMS THAT HITCH HIKER MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY HAVE LOST WHAT STRAG WILL THINK THAT HITCH LENGTH BREADTH GALAXY ROUGH SLUM STRUGGLE AGAINST TERRIBLE ODDS THROUGH STILL KNOWS WHERE TOWEL CLEARLY RECKONED WITH HENCE PHRASE WHICH PASSED INTO HITCH HIKING SLANG SASS THAT HOOPY FORD PREFECT THERE'S FROOD REALLY KNOWS WHERE TOWEL SASS KNOW AWARE MEET HAVE WITH HOOPY REALLY TOGETHER FROOD REALLY AMAZINGLY TOGETHER NESTLING QUIETLY TOWEL FORD PREFECT'S SATCHEL SUB-ETHA SENS-O-MATIC BEGAN WINK MORE QUICKLY MILES ABOVE SURFACE PLANET HUGE YELLOW SOMETHINGS BEGAN JODRELL BANK SOMEONE DECIDED TIME NICE RELAXING TOWEL WITH SAID FORD PREFECT SUDDENLY ARTHUR ARTHUR STRUGGLING THROUGH THIRD PINT LOOKED ROUND WHAT SHOULD HAVE GIVEN BEING SURPRISED THERE DIDN'T SEEM POINT LONGER FORD CLICKED TONGUE IRRITATION DRINK URGED THAT MOMENT DULL SOUND RUMBLING CRASH FROM OUTSIDE FILTERED THROUGH MURMUR THROUGH SOUND JUKEBOX THROUGH SOUND NEXT FORD HICCUPPING OVER WHISKY FORD EVENTUALLY BOUGHT ARTHUR CHOKED BEER LEAPT FEET WHAT'S THAT YELPED DON'T WORRY SAID FORD THEY HAVEN'T STARTED THANK THAT SAID ARTHUR RELAXED IT'S PROBABLY JUST YOUR HOUSE BEING KNOCKED DOWN SAID FORD DROWNING LAST PINT WHAT SHOUTED ARTHUR SUDDENLY FORD'S SPELL BROKEN ARTHUR LOOKED WILDLY AROUND WINDOW THEY THEY'RE KNOCKING HOUSE DOWN WHAT HELL DOING FORD HARDLY MAKES DIFFERENCE THIS STAGE SAID FORD THEM HAVE THEIR YELPED ARTHUR QUICKLY CHECKED WINDOW AGAIN THAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT SAME THING DAMN THEIR HOOTED FURIOUSLY WAVING NEARLY EMPTY BEER GLASS MADE FRIENDS THAT LUNCHTIME STOP VANDALS HOME WRECKERS BAWLED ARTHUR HALF CRAZED VISIGOTHS STOP WILL FORD WOULD HAVE AFTER TURNING QUICKLY BARMAN ASKED FOUR PACKETS PEANUTS THERE SAID BARMAN SLAPPING PACKETS TWENTY-EIGHT PENCE YOU'D KIND FORD VERY KIND GAVE BARMAN ANOTHER FIVE-POUND NOTE TOLD KEEP CHANGE BARMAN LOOKED THEN LOOKED FORD SUDDENLY SHIVERED EXPERIENCED MOMENTARY SENSATION THAT DIDN'T UNDERSTAND BECAUSE EARTH EVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE MOMENTS GREAT STRESS EVERY LIFE FORM THAT EXISTS GIVES TINY SUBLIMAL SIGNAL THIS SIGNAL SIMPLY COMMUNICATES EXACT ALMOST PATHETIC SENSE THAT BEING FROM PLACE BIRTH EARTH NEVER POSSIBLE FURTHER THAN SIXTEEN THOUSAND MILES FROM YOUR BIRTHPLACE WHICH REALLY ISN'T VERY SUCH SIGNALS MINUTE NOTICED FORD PREFECT THIS MOMENT UNDER GREAT STRESS BORN LIGHT YEARS AWAY NEAR VICINITY BETELGEUSE BARMAN REELED MOMENT SHOCKING INCOMPREHENSIBLE SENSE DISTANCE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT MEANT LOOKED FORD PREFECT WITH SENSE RESPECT ALMOST SERIOUS SAID SMALL WHISPER WHICH EFFECT SILENCING THINK WORLD'S GOING SAID FORD THIS AFTERNOON FORD RECOVERED HIMSELF FLIPPEST SAID GAILY LESS THAN MINUTES WOULD ESTIMATE BARMAN COULDN'T BELIEVE CONVERSATION HAVING COULDN'T BELIEVE SENSATION JUST EITHER ISN'T THERE ANYTHING ABOUT THEN SAID NOTHING SAID FORD STUFFING PEANUTS INTO POCKETS SOMEONE HUSHED SUDDENLY LAUGHED RAUCOUSLY STUPID EVERYONE BECOME SITTING NEXT FORD SOZZLED EYES WAVED THEIR FORD THOUGHT SAID THAT WORLD GOING WERE MEANT DOWN PAPER OVER HEAD SOMETHING LIKE SAID FORD THAT'S WHAT THEY TOLD ARMY SAID EYES BEGAN LONG TREK BACK DOWN WHISKY WILL THAT HELP ASKED BARMAN SAID FORD GAVE FRIENDLY SMILE EXCUSE SAID I'VE WITH WAVE LEFT SILENT MOMENT LONGER THEN EMBARRASSINGLY ENOUGH WITH RAUCOUS LAUGH AGAIN GIRL DRAGGED ALONG WITH GROWN LOATHE DEARLY OVER LAST HOUR WOULD PROBABLY HAVE BEEN GREAT SATISFACTION KNOW THAT MINUTE HALF WOULD SUDDENLY EVAPORATE INTO WHIFF HYDROGEN OZONE CARBON MONOXIDE HOWEVER WHEN MOMENT CAME WOULD BUSY EVAPORATING HERSELF NOTICE BARMAN CLEARED THROAT HEARD HIMSELF LAST ORDERS PLEASE HUGE YELLOW MACHINES BEGAN SINK DOWNWARD MOVE FASTER FORD KNEW THEY WERE THERE THIS WASN'T WANTED RUNNING LANE ARTHUR NEARLY REACHED HOUSE DIDN'T NOTICE COLD SUDDENLY BECOME DIDN'T NOTICE WIND DIDN'T NOTICE SUDDEN IRRATIONAL SQUALL RAIN DIDN'T NOTICE ANYTHING CATERPILLAR BULLDOZERS CRAWLING OVER RUBBLE THAT BEEN HOME BARBARIANS YELLED I'LL COUNCIL EVERY PENNY IT'S I'LL HAVE HUNG DRAWN QUARTERED WHIPPED BOILED UNTIL UNTIL UNTIL YOU'VE ENOUGH FORD RUNNING AFTER VERY FAST VERY VERY FAST THEN I'LL AGAIN YELLED ARTHUR WHEN I'VE FINISHED WILL TAKE LITTLE BITS WILL JUMP THEM ARTHUR DIDN'T NOTICE THAT WERE RUNNING FROM BULLDOZERS DIDN'T NOTICE THAT PROSSER STARING HECTICALLY INTO WHAT PROSSER NOTICED THAT HUGE YELLOW SOMETHINGS WERE SCREAMING THROUGH CLOUDS IMPOSSIBLY HUGE YELLOW SOMETHINGS WILL CARRY JUMPING THEM YELLED ARTHUR STILL RUNNING UNTIL BLISTERS THINK ANYTHING EVEN MORE UNPLEASANT THEN ARTHUR TRIPPED FELL HEADLONG ROLLED LANDED FLAT BACK LAST NOTICED THAT SOMETHING GOING FINGER SHOT UPWARDS WHAT HELL'S THAT SHRIEKED WHATEVER RACED ACROSS MONSTROUS YELLOWNESS TORE APART WITH MIND-BUGGERING NOISE LEAPT INTO DISTANCE LEAVING GAPING SHUT BEHIND WITH BANG THAT DROVE YOUR EARS FEET INTO YOUR SKULL ANOTHER FOLLOWED SAME THING ONLY LOUDER IT'S DIFFICULT EXACTLY WHAT PEOPLE SURFACE PLANET WERE DOING BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THEY WERE DOING THEMSELVES NONE MADE SENSE RUNNING INTO HOUSES RUNNING HOUSES HOWLING NOISELESSLY NOISE AROUND WORLD CITY STREETS EXPLODED WITH PEOPLE CARS SLEWED INTO EACH OTHER NOISE FELL THEM THEN ROLLED LIKE TIDAL WAVE OVER HILLS VALLEYS DESERTS OCEANS SEEMING FLATTEN EVERYTHING ONLY STOOD WATCHED STOOD WITH TERRIBLE SADNESS EYES RUBBER BUNGS EARS KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENING KNOWN EVER SINCE SUB-ETHA SENS-O-MATIC STARTED WINKING DEAD NIGHT BESIDE PILLAR WOKEN WITH START WHAT WAITED THESE YEARS WHEN DECIPHERED SIGNAL PATTERN SITTING ALONE SMALL DARK ROOM COLDNESS GRIPPED SQUEEZED HEART RACES GALAXY COULD HAVE COME SAID HELLO PLANET EARTH THOUGHT DIDN'T JUST HAVE VOGONS STILL KNEW WHAT VOGON CRAFT SCREAMED THROUGH HIGH ABOVE OPENED SATCHEL THREW AWAY COPY JOSEPH AMAZING TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT THREW AWAY COPY GODSPELL WOULDN'T NEED THEM WHERE GOING EVERYTHING READY EVERYTHING PREPARED KNEW WHERE TOWEL SUDDEN SILENCE EARTH ANYTHING WORSE THAN NOISE WHILE NOTHING HAPPENED GREAT SHIPS HUNG MOTIONLESS OVER EVERY NATION EARTH MOTIONLESS THEY HUNG HUGE HEAVY STEADY BLASPHEMY AGAINST NATURE MANY PEOPLE WENT STRAIGHT INTO SHOCK THEIR MINDS TRIED ENCOMPASS WHAT THEY WERE LOOKING SHIPS HUNG MUCH SAME THAT BRICKS DON'T STILL NOTHING HAPPENED THEN THERE SLIGHT WHISPER SUDDEN SPACIOUS WHISPER OPEN AMBIENT SOUND EVERY WORLD EVERY RADIO EVERY TELEVISION EVERY CASSETTE RECORDER EVERY WOOFER EVERY TWEETER EVERY MID-RANGE DRIVER WORLD QUIETLY TURNED ITSELF EVERY EVERY DUST EVERY WINDOW EVERY EVERY WINE GLASS EVERY SHEET RUSTY METAL BECAME ACTIVATED ACOUSTICALLY PERFECT SOUNDING BOARD BEFORE EARTH PASSED AWAY GOING TREATED VERY ULTIMATE SOUND REPRODUCTION GREATEST PUBLIC ADDRESS SYSTEM EVER BUILT THERE CONCERT MUSIC FANFARE JUST SIMPLE MESSAGE PEOPLE EARTH YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE VOICE SAID WONDERFUL WONDERFUL PERFECT QUADROPHONIC SOUND WITH DISTORTION LEVELS MAKE BRAVE WEEP THIS PROSTETNIC VOGON JELTZ GALACTIC HYPERSPACE PLANNING COUNCIL VOICE CONTINUED WILL DOUBT AWARE PLANS DEVELOPMENT OUTLYING REGIONS GALAXY REQUIRE BUILDING HYPERSPATIAL EXPRESS ROUTE THROUGH YOUR STAR SYSTEM REGRETTABLY YOUR PLANET THOSE SCHEDULED DEMOLITION PROCESS WILL TAKE SLIGHTLY LESS THAT YOUR EARTH MINUTES THANK DIED AWAY UNCOMPREHENDING TERROR SETTLED WATCHING PEOPLE EARTH TERROR MOVED SLOWLY THROUGH GATHERED CROWDS THEY WERE IRON FILLINGS SHEET BOARD MAGNET MOVING BENEATH THEM PANIC SPROUTED AGAIN DESPERATE FLEEING PANIC THERE NOWHERE FLEE OBSERVING THIS VOGONS TURNED THEIR AGAIN SAID THERE'S POINT ACTING SURPRISED ABOUT PLANNING CHARTS DEMOLITION ORDERS HAVE BEEN DISPLAY YOUR LOCAL PLANNING DEPARTMENT ALPHA CENTAURI FIFTY YOUR EARTH YEARS YOU'VE PLENTY TIME LODGE FORMAL COMPLAINT IT'S LATE START MAKING FUSS ABOUT FELL SILENT AGAIN ECHO DRIFTED ACROSS LAND HUGE SHIPS TURNED SLOWLY WITH EASY POWER UNDERSIDE EACH HATCHWAY OPENED EMPTY BLACK SPACE THIS TIME SOMEBODY SOMEWHERE MUST HAVE MANNED RADIO TRANSMITTER LOCATED WAVELENGTH BROADCASTED MESSAGE BACK VOGON SHIPS PLEAD BEHALF PLANET NOBODY EVER HEARD WHAT THEY SAID THEY ONLY HEARD REPLY SLAMMED BACK INTO LIFE AGAIN VOICE ANNOYED SAID WHAT MEAN YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ALPHA CENTAURI HEAVEN'S SAKE MANKIND IT'S ONLY FOUR LIGHT YEARS AWAY KNOW SORRY CAN'T BOTHERED TAKE INTEREST LOCAL AFFAIRS THAT'S YOUR LOOKOUT ENERGIZE DEMOLITION BEAMS LIGHT POURED INTO HATCHWAYS DON'T KNOW SAID VOICE APATHETIC BLOODY PLANET I'VE SYMPATHY THERE TERRIBLE GHASTLY SILENCE THERE TERRIBLE GHASTLY NOISE THERE TERRIBLE GHASTLY SILENCE VOGON CONSTRUCTOR FLEET COASTED AWAY INTO INKY STARRY VOID AWAY OPPOSITE SPIRAL GALAXY FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND LIGHT YEARS FROM STAR ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX PRESIDENT IMPERIAL GALACTIC GOVERNMENT SPED ACROSS SEAS DAMOGRAN DRIVE DELTA BOAT WINKING FLASHING DAMOGRAN DAMOGRAN DAMOGRAN REMOTE DAMOGRAN ALMOST TOTALLY UNHEARD DAMOGRAN SECRET HOME HEART GOLD BOAT SPED ACROSS WATER WOULD SOME TIME BEFORE REACHED DESTINATION BECAUSE DAMOGRAN SUCH INCONVENIENTLY ARRANGED PLANET CONSISTS NOTHING MIDDLING LARGE DESERT ISLANDS SEPARATED VERY PRETTY ANNOYINGLY WIDE STRETCHES OCEAN BOAT SPED BECAUSE THIS TOPOLOGICAL AWKWARDNESS DAMOGRAN ALWAYS REMAINED DESERTED PLANET THIS IMPERIAL GALACTIC GOVERNMENT CHOSE DAMOGRAN HEART GOLD PROJECT BECAUSE DESERTED HEART GOLD SECRET BOAT ZIPPED SKIPPED ACROSS THAT BETWEEN MAIN ISLANDS ONLY ARCHIPELAGO USEFUL SIZE WHOLE PLANET ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX FROM TINY SPACEPORT EASTER ISLAND NAME ENTIRELY MEANINGLESS COINCIDENCE GALACTICSPEKE EASTER MEANS SMALL FLAT LIGHT BROWN HEART GOLD ISLAND WHICH ANOTHER MEANINGLESS COINCIDENCE CALLED FRANCE SIDE EFFECTS WORK HEART GOLD WHOLE STRING PRETTY MEANINGLESS COINCIDENCES COINCIDENCE THAT TODAY CULMINATION PROJECT GREAT UNVEILING THAT HEART GOLD FINALLY INTRODUCED MARVELLING GALAXY ALSO GREAT CULMINATION ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX SAKE THIS THAT FIRST DECIDED PRESIDENCY DECISION WHICH SENT WAVES ASTONISHMENT THROUGHOUT IMPERIAL GALAXY ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX PRESIDENT ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX PRESIDENT MANY SEEN CLINCHING PROOF THAT WHOLE KNOWN CREATION FINALLY GONE BANANAS ZAPHOD GRINNED GAVE BOAT EXTRA KICK SPEED ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX ADVENTURER EX-HIPPY GOOD TIMER CROOK QUITE POSSIBLY MANIC SELF-PUBLICIST TERRIBLY PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS OFTEN THOUGHT COMPLETELY LUNCH PRESIDENT GONE BANANAS THAT LEAST ONLY PEOPLE ENTIRE GALAXY UNDERSTOOD PRINCIPLE WHICH GALAXY GOVERNED THEY KNEW THAT ONCE ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX ANNOUNCED INTENTION PRESIDENT MORE LESS FAIT ACCOMPLI IDEAL PRESIDENCY FODDER FOOTNOTE PRESIDENT FULL TITLE PRESIDENT IMPERIAL GALACTIC GOVERNMENT WHAT THEY COMPLETELY FAILED UNDERSTAND ZAPHOD DOING BANKED SHARPLY SHOOTING WILD WALL WATER TODAY TODAY WHEN THEY WOULD REALIZE WHAT ZAPHOD BEEN TODAY WHAT ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX'S PRESIDENCY ABOUT TODAY ALSO HUNDREDTH BIRTHDAY THAT JUST ANOTHER MEANINGLESS COINCIDENCE SKIPPED BOAT ACROSS SEAS DAMOGRAN SMILED QUIETLY HIMSELF ABOUT WHAT WONDERFUL EXCITING GOING RELAXED SPREAD ARMS LAZILY ACROSS SEAT BACK STEERED WITH EXTRA HE'D RECENTLY FITTED JUST BENEATH RIGHT HELP IMPROVE SKI-BOXING COOED HIMSELF YOU'RE REAL COOL NERVES SANG SONG SHRILLER THAN WHISTLE ISLAND FRANCE ABOUT TWENTY MILES LONG FIVE MILES ACROSS MIDDLE SANDY CRESCENT SHAPED FACT SEEMED EXIST MUCH ISLAND RIGHT SIMPLY MEANS DEFINING SWEEP CURVE HUGE THIS IMPRESSION HEIGHTENED FACT THAT INNER COASTLINE CRESCENT CONSISTED ALMOST ENTIRELY STEEP CLIFFS FROM CLIFF LAND SLOPED SLOWLY DOWN FIVE MILES OPPOSITE SHORE CLIFFS STOOD RECEPTION COMMITTEE CONSISTED LARGE PART ENGINEERS RESEARCHERS BUILT HEART GOLD MOSTLY HUMANOID HERE THERE WERE REPTILOID ATOMINEERS THREE GREEN SLYPH-LIKE MAXIMEGALACTICANS OCTOPOID PHYSUCTURALIST HOOLOOVOO HOOLOOVOO SUPER-INTELLIGENT SHADE COLOR BLUE EXCEPT HOOLOOVOO WERE RESPLENDENT THEIR MULTI-COLORED CEREMONIAL COATS HOOLOOVOO BEEN TEMPORARILY REFRACTED INTO FREE STANDING PRISM OCCASION THERE MOOD IMMENSE EXCITEMENT THRILLING THROUGH THEM TOGETHER BETWEEN THEM THEY GONE BEYOND FURTHEST LIMITS PHYSICAL LAWS RESTRUCTURED FUNDAMENTAL FABRIC MATTER STRAINED TWISTED BROKEN LAWS POSSIBILITY IMPOSSIBILITY STILL GREATEST EXCITEMENT SEEMED MEET WITH ORANGE SASH ROUND NECK ORANGE SASH WHAT PRESIDENT GALAXY TRADITIONALLY WORE MIGHT EVEN HAVE MADE MUCH DIFFERENCE THEM THEY'D KNOWN EXACTLY MUCH POWER PRESIDENT GALAXY ACTUALLY WIELDED NONE ONLY PEOPLE GALAXY KNEW THAT GALACTIC PRESIDENT WIELD POWER ATTRACT ATTENTION AWAY FROM ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX AMAZINGLY GOOD CROWD GASPED DAZZLED SEEMANSHIP PRESIDENTIAL SPEEDBOAT ZIPPED ROUND HEADLAND INTO FLASHED SHONE CAME SKATING OVER WIDE SKIDDING TURNS FACT DIDN'T NEED TOUCH WATER BECAUSE SUPPORTED HAZY CUSHION IONIZED ATOMS JUST EFFECT FITTED WITH THIN FINBLADES WHICH COULD LOWERED INTO WATER THEY SLASHED SHEETS WATER HISSING INTO CARVED DEEP GASHES INTO WHICH SWAYED CRAZILY SANK BACK FOAMING INTO BOAT'S WAKE CAREERED ACROSS ZAPHOD LOVED EFFECT WHAT BEST TWISTED WHEEL SHARPLY BOAT SLEWED ROUND WILD SCYTHING SKID BENEATH CLIFF FACE DROPPED REST LIGHTLY ROCKING WAVES WITHIN SECONDS ONTO DECK WAVED GRINNED OVER THREE BILLION PEOPLE THREE BILLION PEOPLE WEREN'T ACTUALLY THERE THEY WATCHED EVERY GESTURE THROUGH EYES SMALL ROBOT TRI-D CAMERA WHICH HOVERED OBSEQUIOUSLY NEARBY ANTICS PRESIDENT ALWAYS MADE AMAZINGLY POPULAR TRI-D THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE GRINNED AGAIN THREE BILLION PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOW TODAY WOULD BIGGER ANTIC THAN ANYONE BARGAINED ROBOT CAMERA HOMED CLOSE MORE POPULAR HEADS WAVED AGAIN ROUGHLY HUMANOID APPEARANCE EXCEPT EXTRA HEAD THIRD FAIR TOUSLED HAIR STUCK RANDOM DIRECTIONS BLUE EYES GLINTED WITH SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNIDENTIFIABLE CHINS WERE ALMOST ALWAYS UNSHAVEN TWENTY-FOOT-HIGH TRANSPARENT GLOBE FLOATED NEXT BOAT ROLLING BOBBING GLISTENING BRILLIANT INSIDE FLOATED WIDE SEMI-CIRCULAR SOFA UPHOLSTERED GLORIOUS LEATHER MORE GLOBE BOBBED ROLLED MORE SOFA STAYED PERFECTLY STILL STEADY UPHOLSTERED ROCK AGAIN DONE EFFECT MUCH ANYTHING ZAPHOD STEPPED THROUGH WALL GLOBE RELAXED SOFA SPREAD ARMS LAZILY ALONG BACK WITH THIRD BRUSHED SOME DUST KNEE HEADS LOOKED ABOUT SMILING FEET MOMENT THOUGHT MIGHT SCREAM WATER BOILED BENEATH BUBBLE SEETHED SPOUTED BUBBLE SURGED INTO BOBBING ROLLING WATER SPOUT CLIMBED THROWING STILTS LIGHT CLIFF SURGED WATER FALLING FROM BENEATH CRASHING BACK INTO HUNDREDS FEET BELOW ZAPHOD SMILED PICTURING HIMSELF THOROUGHLY RIDICULOUS FORM TRANSPORT THOROUGHLY BEAUTIFUL CLIFF GLOBE WAVERED MOMENT TIPPED RAILED RAMP ROLLED DOWN SMALL CONCAVE PLATFORM RIDDLED HALT TREMENDOUS APPLAUSE ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX STEPPED BUBBLE ORANGE SASH BLAZING LIGHT PRESIDENT GALAXY ARRIVED WAITED APPLAUSE DOWN THEN RAISED HANDS GREETING SAID GOVERNMENT SPIDER SIDLED ATTEMPTED PRESS COPY PREPARED SPEECH INTO HANDS PAGES THREE SEVEN ORIGINAL VERSION WERE MOMENT FLOATING SOGGILY DAMOGRAN SOME FIVE MILES FROM PAGES BEEN SALVAGED DAMOGRAN FROND CRESTED EAGLE ALREADY BECOME INCORPORATED INTO EXTRAORDINARY FORM NEST WHICH EAGLE INVENTED CONSTRUCTED LARGELY PAPIER VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE NEWLY HATCHED BABY EAGLE BREAK DAMOGRAN FROND CRESTED EAGLE HEARD NOTION SURVIVAL SPECIES WANTED TRUCK WITH ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX WOULD NEEDING SPEECH GENTLY DEFLECTED BEING OFFERED SPIDER SAID AGAIN EVERYONE BEAMED LEAST NEARLY EVERYONE SINGLED TRILLIAN FROM CROWD TRILLIAN GIRD THAT ZAPHOD PICKED RECENTLY WHILST VISITING PLANET JUST INCOGNITO SLIM DARKISH HUMANOID WITH LONG WAVES BLACK HAIR FULL MOUTH LITTLE NOSE RIDICULOUSLY BROWN EYES WITH HEAD SCARF KNOTTED THAT PARTICULAR LONG FLOWING SILKY BROWN DRESS LOOKED VAGUELY ARABIC THAT ANYONE THERE EVER HEARD ARAB COURSE ARABS VERY RECENTLY CEASED EXIST EVEN WHEN THEY EXISTED THEY WERE FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND LIGHT YEARS FROM DAMOGRAN TRILLIAN WASN'T ANYBODY PARTICULAR ZAPHOD CLAIMED JUST WENT AROUND WITH RATHER TOLD WHAT THOUGHT HONEY SAID FLASHED QUICK TIGHT SMILE LOOKED AWAY THEN LOOKED BACK MOMENT SMILED MORE WARMLY THIS TIME LOOKING SOMETHING ELSE SAID SMALL KNOT CREATURES FROM PRESS WERE STANDING NEARBY WISHING THAT WOULD STOP SAYING WITH QUOTES GRINNED THEM PARTICULARLY BECAUSE KNEW THAT MOMENTS WOULD GIVING THEM HELL QUOTE NEXT THING SAID THOUGH THEM OFFICIALS PARTY IRRITABLY DECIDED THAT PRESIDENT CLEARLY MOOD READ DELICIOUSLY TURNED SPEECH THAT BEEN WRITTEN FLIPPED SWITCH REMOTE CONTROL DEVICE POCKET AWAY FRONT THEM HUGE WHITE DOME THAT BULGED AGAINST CRACKED DOWN MIDDLE SPLIT SLOWLY FOLDED ITSELF DOWN INTO GROUND EVERYONE GASPED ALTHOUGH THEY KNOWN PERFECTLY WELL GOING THAT BECAUSE THEY BUILT THAT BENEATH UNCOVERED HUGE STARSHIP HUNDRED FIFTY METRES LONG SHAPED LIKE SLEEK RUNNING SHOE PERFECTLY WHITE MINDBOGGINGLY BEAUTIFUL HEART UNSEEN SMALL GOLD WHICH CARRIED WITHIN MOST BRAIN-WRETCHING DEVICE EVER CONCEIVED DEVICE WHICH MADE THIS STARSHIP UNIQUE HISTORY GALAXY DEVICE AFTER WHICH SHIP BEEN NAMED HEART GOLD SAID ZAPHOD BEEBLEBROX HEART GOLD THERE WASN'T MUCH ELSE COULD SAID AGAIN BECAUSE KNEW WOULD ANNOY PRESS CROWD TURNED THEIR FACES BACK TOWARDS EXPECTANTLY WINKED TRILLIAN RAISED EYEBROWS WIDENED EYES KNEW WHAT ABOUT THOUGHT TERRIBLE SHOWOFF THAT REALLY AMAZING SAID THAT REALLY TRULY AMAZING THAT AMAZINGLY AMAZING THINK LIKE STEAL MARVELLOUS PRESIDENTIAL QUOTE ABSOLUTELY TRUE FORM CROWD LAUGHED APPRECIATIVELY NEWSMEN GLEEFULLY PUNCHED BUTTONS THEIR SUB-ETHA NEWS-MATICS PRESIDENT GRINNED GRINNED HEART SCREAMED UNBEARABLY FINGERED SMALL PARALYSO-MATIC BOMB THAT NESTLED QUIETLY POCKET FINALLY COULD BEAR MORE LIFTED HEADS WILD WHOOP MAJOR THIRDS THREW BOMB GROUND FORWARD THROUGH SUDDENLY FROZEN SMILES PROSTETNIC VOGON JELTZ PLEASANT SIGHT EVEN OTHER VOGONS HIGHLY DOMED NOSE ROSE HIGH ABOVE SMALL PIGGY FOREHEAD DARK GREEN RUBBERY SKIN THICK ENOUGH PLAY GAME VOGON CIVIL SERVICE POLITICS PLAY WELL WATERPROOF ENOUGH SURVIVE INDEFINITELY DEPTHS THOUSAND FEET WITH EFFECTS THAT EVER WENT SWIMMING COURSE BUSY SCHEDULE WOULD ALLOW BECAUSE BILLIONS YEARS WHEN VOGONS FIRST CRAWLED SLUGGISH PRIMEVAL SEAS VOGSPHERE LAIN PANTING HEAVING PLANET'S VIRGIN SHORES WHEN FIRST RAYS BRIGHT YOUNG VOGSOL SHONE ACROSS THEM THAT MORNING FORCES EVOLUTION SIMPLY GIVEN THEM THERE THEN TURNED ASIDE DISGUST WRITTEN THEM UGLY UNFORTUNATE MISTAKE THEY NEVER EVOLVED AGAIN THEY SHOULD NEVER HAVE SURVIVED FACT THAT THEY SOME KIND TRIBUTE THICK-WILLED SLUG-BRAINED STUBBORNNESS THESE CREATURES EVOLUTION THEY SAID THEMSELVES NEEDS WHAT NATURE REFUSED THEM THEY SIMPLY WITHOUT UNTIL SUCH TIME THEY WERE ABLE RECTIFY GROSSER ANATOMICAL INCONVENIENCES WITH SURGERY MEANWHILE NATURAL FORCES PLANET VOGSPHERE BEEN WORKING OVERTIME MAKE THEIR EARLIER BLUNDER THEY BROUGHT FORTH SCINTILLATING JEWELLED SCUTTLING CRABS WHICH VOGONS SMASHING THEIR SHELLS WITH IRON MALLETS TALL ASPIRING TREES WITH BREATHTAKING SLENDERNESS COLOUR WHICH VOGONS DOWN BURNED CRAB MEAT WITH ELEGANT GAZELLE-LIKE CREATURES WITH SILKEN COATS DEWY EYES WHICH VOGONS WOULD CATCH THEY WERE TRANSPORT BECAUSE THEIR BACKS WOULD SNAP INSTANTLY VOGONS THEM ANYWAY THUS PLANET VOGSPHERE WHILED AWAY UNHAPPY MILLENNIA UNTIL VOGONS SUDDENLY DISCOVERED PRINCIPLES INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL WITHIN SHORT YEARS EVERY LAST VOGON MIGRATED MEGABRANTIS CLUSTER POLITICAL GALAXY FORMED IMMENSELY POWERFUL BACKBONE GALACTIC CIVIL SERVICE THEY HAVE ATTEMPTED ACQUIRE LEARNING THEY HAVE ATTEMPTED ACQUIRE STYLE SOCIAL GRACE MOST RESPECTS MODERN VOGON LITTLE DIFFERENT FROM PRIMITIVE FOREBEARS EVERY YEAR THEY IMPORT TWENTY-SEVEN THOUSAND SCINTILLATING JEWELLED SCUTTLING CRABS FROM THEIR NATIVE PLANET WHILE AWAY HAPPY DRUNKEN NIGHT SMASHING THEM BITS WITH IRON MALLETS PROSTETNIC VOGON JELTZ FAIRLY TYPICAL VOGON THAT THOROUGHLY VILE ALSO LIKE HITCH HIKERS SOMEWHERE SMALL DARK CABIN BURIED DEEP INTESTINES PROSTETNIC VOGON JELTZ'S FLAGSHIP SMALL MATCH FLARED NERVOUSLY OWNER MATCH VOGON KNEW ABOUT THEM RIGHT NERVOUS NAME FORD PREFECT FOOTNOTE FORD PREFECT'S ORIGINAL NAME ONLY PRONUNCIBLE OBSCURE BETELGEUSIAN DIALECT VIRTUALLY EXTINCT SINCE GREAT COLLAPSING HRUNG DISASTER YEAR WHICH WIPED PRAXIBETEL COMMUNITIES BETELGEUSE SEVEN FORD'S FATHER ONLY ENTIRE PLANET SURVIVE GREAT COLLAPSING HRUNG DISASTER EXTRAORDINARY COINCIDENCE THAT NEVER ABLE SATISFACTORILY EXPLAIN WHOLE EPISODE SHROUDED DEEP MYSTERY FACT EVER KNEW WHAT HRUNG CHOSEN COLLAPSE BETELGEUSE SEVEN PARTICULARLY FORD'S FATHER MAGNANIMOUSLY WAVING ASIDE CLOUDS SUSPICION THAT INEVITABLY SETTLED AROUND CAME LIVE BETELGEUSE FIVE WHERE BOTH FATHERED UNCLED FORD MEMORY DEAD RACE CHRISTENED ANCIENT PRAXIBETEL TONGUE LOOKED ABOUT CABIN COULD VERY LITTLE STRANGE MONSTROUS SHADOWS LOOMED LEAPED WITH TINY FLICKERING FLAME QUIET BREATHED SILENT THANK DENTRASSIS DENTRASSIS UNRULY TRIBE GOURMANDS WILD PLEASANT BUNCH WHOM VOGONS RECENTLY TAKEN EMPLOYING CATERING STAFF THEIR LONG HAUL FLEETS STRICT UNDERSTANDING THAT THEY KEEP THEMSELVES VERY MUCH THEMSELVES THIS SUITED DENTRASSIS FINE BECAUSE THEY LOVED VOGON MONEY WHICH HARDEST CURRENCIES SPACE LOATHED VOGONS THEMSELVES ONLY SORT VOGON DENTRASSI LIKED ANNOYED VOGON BECAUSE THIS TINY PIECE INFORMATION THAT FORD PREFECT WHIFF HYDROGEN OZONE CARBON MONOXIDE HEARD SLIGHT GROAN LIGHT MATCH HEAVY SHAPE MOVING SLIGHTLY FLOOR QUICKLY SHOOK MATCH REACHED POCKET FOUND WHAT LOOKING TOOK CROUCHED FLOOR SHAPE MOVED AGAIN FORD PREFECT SAID BOUGHT SOME PEANUTS ARTHUR DENT MOVED GROANED AGAIN MUTTERING INCOHERENTLY HERE HAVE SOME URGED FORD SHAKING PACKET AGAIN YOU'VE NEVER BEEN THROUGH MATTER TRANSFERENCE BEAM BEFORE YOU'VE PROBABLY LOST SOME SALT PROTEIN BEER SHOULD HAVE CUSHIONED YOUR SYSTEM WHHHRRRR SAID ARTHUR DENT OPENED EYES IT'S DARK SAID SAID FORD PREFECT IT'S DARK LIGHT SAID ARTHUR DENT DARK LIGHT THINGS FORD PREFECT ALWAYS FOUND HARDEST UNDERSTAND ABOUT HUMAN BEINGS THEIR HABIT CONTINUALLY STATING REPEATING OBVIOUS IT'S NICE YOU'RE VERY TALL DEAR SEEM HAVE FALLEN DOWN THIRTY-FOOT WELL ALRIGHT FIRST FORD FORMED THEORY ACCOUNT THIS STRANGE BEHAVIOUR HUMAN BEINGS DON'T KEEP EXERCISING THEIR LIPS THOUGHT THEIR MOUTHS PROBABLY SEIZE AFTER MONTHS' CONSIDERATION OBSERVATION ABANDONED THIS THEORY FAVOUR THEY DON'T KEEP EXERCISING THEIR LIPS THOUGHT THEIR BRAINS START WORKING AFTER WHILE ABANDONED THIS WELL BEING OBSTRUCTIVELY CYNICAL DECIDED QUITE LIKED HUMAN BEINGS AFTER ALWAYS REMAINED DESPERATELY WORRIED ABOUT TERRIBLE NUMBER THINGS THEY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT AGREED WITH ARTHUR LIGHT HELPED ARTHUR SOME PEANUTS FEEL ASKED LIKE MILITARY ACADEMY SAID ARTHUR BITS KEEP PASSING FORD STARED BLANKLY DARKNESS ASKED WHERE HELL WERE SAID ARTHUR WEAKLY WOULD REGRET FORD STOOD WE'RE SAFE SAID GOOD SAID ARTHUR WE'RE SMALL GALLEY CABIN SAID FORD SPACESHIPS VOGON CONSTRUCTOR FLEET SAID ARTHUR THIS OBVIOUSLY SOME STRANGE USAGE WORD SAFE THAT WASN'T PREVIOUSLY AWARE FORD STRUCK ANOTHER MATCH HELP SEARCH LIGHT SWITCH MONSTROUS SHADOWS LEAPED LOOMED AGAIN ARTHUR STRUGGLED FEET HUGGED HIMSELF APPREHENSIVELY HIDEOUS ALIEN SHAPES SEEMED THRONG ABOUT THICK WITH MUSTY SMELLS WHICH SIDLED INTO LUNGS WITHOUT IDENTIFYING THEMSELVES IRRITATING KEPT BRAIN FROM FOCUSING HERE ASKED SHIVERING SLIGHTLY HITCHED LIFT SAID FORD EXCUSE SAID ARTHUR TRYING TELL THAT JUST STUCK THUMBS SOME GREEN BUG-EYED MONSTER STUCK HEAD SAID FELLAS RIGHT TAKE BASINGSTOKE ROUNDABOUT WELL SAID FORD THUMB'S ELECTRONIC SUB-ETHA SIGNALLING DEVICE ROUNDABOUT'S BARNARD'S STAR LIGHT YEARS AWAY OTHERWISE THAT'S MORE LESS RIGHT BUG-EYED MONSTER GREEN FINE SAID ARTHUR WHEN HOME CAN'T SAID FORD PREFECT FOUND LIGHT SWITCH SHADE YOUR EYES SAID TURNED EVEN FORD SURPRISED GOOD GRIEF SAID ARTHUR THIS REALLY INTERIOR FLYING SAUCER PROSTETNIC VOGON JELTZ HEAVED UNPLEASANT GREEN BODY ROUND CONTROL BRIDGE ALWAYS FELT VAGUELY IRRITABLE AFTER DEMOLISHING POPULATED PLANETS WISHED THAT SOMEONE WOULD COME TELL THAT WRONG THAT COULD SHOUT THEM FEEL BETTER FLOPPED HEAVILY COULD CONTROL SEAT HOPE THAT WOULD BREAK GIVE SOMETHING GENUINELY ANGRY ABOUT ONLY GAVE COMPLAINING SORT CREAK AWAY SHOUTED YOUNG VOGON GUARD ENTERED BRIDGE THAT MOMENT GUARD VANISHED IMMEDIATELY FEELING RATHER RELIEVED GLAD WOULDN'T DELIVERED REPORT THEY'D JUST RECEIVED REPORT OFFICIAL RELEASE WHICH SAID THAT WONDERFUL FORM SPACESHIP DRIVE THIS MOMENT BEING UNVEILED GOVERNMENT RESEARCH BASE DAMOGRAN WHICH WOULD HENCEFORTH MAKE HYPERSPATIAL EXPRESS ROUTES UNNECESSARY ANOTHER DOOR SLID OPEN THIS TIME VOGON CAPTAIN DIDN'T SHOUT BECAUSE DOOR FROM GALLEY QUARTERS WHERE DENTRASSIS PREPARED MEALS MEAL WOULD MOST WELCOME HUGE FURRY CREATURE BOUNDED THROUGH DOOR WITH LUNCH TRAY GRINNING LIKE MANIAC PROSTETNIC VOGON JELTZ DELIGHTED KNEW THAT WHEN DENTRASSI LOOKED THAT PLEASED WITH ITSELF THERE SOMETHING GOING SOMEWHERE SHIP THAT COULD VERY ANGRY INDEED ABOUT FORD ARTHUR STARED ABOUT THEM WELL WHAT THINK SAID FORD IT'S SQUALID ISN'T FORD FROWNED GRUBBY MATTRESS UNWASHED CUPS UNIDENTIFIABLE BITS SMELLY ALIEN UNDERWEAR THAT AROUND CRAMPED CABIN WELL THIS WORKING SHIP SAID FORD THESE DENTRASSI SLEEPING QUARTERS THOUGHT SAID THEY WERE CALLED VOGONS SOMETHING SAID FORD VOGONS SHIP DENTRASSIS COOKS THEY BOARD CONFUSED SAID ARTHUR HERE HAVE LOOK THIS SAID FORD DOWN MATTRESSES RUMMAGED ABOUT SATCHEL ARTHUR PRODDED MATTRESS NERVOUSLY THEN HIMSELF FACT VERY LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT BECAUSE MATTRESSES GROWN SWAMPS SQUORNSHELLOUS ZETA VERY THOROUGHLY KILLED DRIED BEFORE BEING SERVICE VERY HAVE EVER COME LIFE AGAIN FORD HANDED BOOK ARTHUR WHAT ASKED ARTHUR HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE GALAXY IT'S SORT ELECTRONIC BOOK TELLS EVERYTHING NEED KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING THAT'S ARTHUR TURNED OVER NERVOUSLY HANDS LIKE COVER SAID DON'T PANIC IT'S FIRST HELPFUL INTELLIGIBLE THING ANYBODY'S SAID I'LL SHOW WORKS SAID FORD SNATCHED FROM ARTHUR STILL HOLDING TWO-WEEK-DEAD LARK PULLED COVER PRESS THIS BUTTON HERE SCREEN LIGHTS GIVING INDEX SCREEN ABOUT THREE INCHES FOUR CHARACTERS BEGAN FLICKER ACROSS SURFACE WANT KNOW ABOUT VOGONS ENTER THAT NAME FINGERS TAPPED SOME MORE KEYS THERE WORDS VOGON CONSTRUCTOR FLEETS FLARED GREEN ACROSS SCREEN FORD PRESSED LARGE BUTTON BOTTOM SCREEN WORDS BEGAN UNDULATE ACROSS SAME TIME BOOK BEGAN SPEAK ENTRY WELL STILL QUIET MEASURED VOICE THIS WHAT BOOK SAID VOGON CONSTRUCTOR FLEETS HERE WHAT WANT LIFT FROM VOGON FORGET THEY MOST UNPLEASANT RACES GALAXY ACTUALLY EVIL TEMPERED BUREAUCRATIC OFFICIOUS CALLOUS THEY WOULDN'T EVEN LIFT FINGER SAVE THEIR GRANDMOTHERS FROM RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST TRAAL WITHOUT ORDERS SIGNED TRIPLICATE SENT SENT BACK QUERIED LOST FOUND SUBJECTED PUBLIC INQUIRY LOST AGAIN FINALLY BURIED SOFT PEAT RECYCLED FIRELIGHTERS BEST DRINK VOGON STICK YOUR FINGER DOWN THROAT BEST IRRITATE FEED GRANDMOTHER RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST TRAAL ACCOUNT ALLOW VOGON READ POETRY ARTHUR BLINKED WHAT STRANGE BOOK LIFT THEN THAT'S POINT IT'S DATE SAID FORD SLIDING BOOK BACK INTO COVER DOING FIELD RESEARCH REVISED EDITION THINGS I'LL HAVE INCLUDE ABOUT VOGONS EMPLOY DENTRASSI COOKS WHICH GIVES RATHER USEFUL LITTLE LOOPHOLE PAINED EXPRESSION CROSSED ARTHUR'S FACE DENTRASSI SAID GREAT GUYS SAID FORD THEY'RE BEST COOKS BEST DRINK MIXERS THEY DON'T GIVE SLAP ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE THEY'LL ALWAYS HELP HITCH HIKERS ABOARD PARTLY BECAUSE THEY LIKE COMPANY MOSTLY BECAUSE ANNOYS VOGONS WHICH EXACTLY SORT THING NEED KNOW YOU'RE IMPOVERISHED HITCH HIKER TRYING MARVELS UNIVERSE LESS THAN THIRTY ALTAIRAN DOLLARS THAT'S ISN'T ARTHUR LOOKED LOST IT'S AMAZING SAID FROWNED OTHER MATTRESSES UNFORTUNATELY STUCK EARTH RATHER LONGER THAN INTENDED SAID FORD CAME WEEK STUCK FIFTEEN YEARS THERE FIRST PLACE THEN EASY LIFT WITH TEASER TEASER YEAH WHAT TEASER TEASERS USUALLY RICH KIDS WITH NOTHING THEY CRUISE AROUND LOOKING PLANETS WHICH HAVEN'T MADE INTERSTELLAR CONTACT BUZZ THEM BUZZ THEM ARTHUR BEGAN FEEL THAT FORD ENJOYING MAKING LIFE DIFFICULT YEAH SAID FORD THEY BUZZ THEM THEY FIND SOME ISOLATED SPOT WITH VERY PEOPLE AROUND THEN LAND RIGHT SOME POOR SOUL WHOM ONE'S EVER GOING BELIEVE THEN STRUT DOWN FRONT WEARING SILLY ANTENNAE THEIR HEADS MAKING BEEP BEEP NOISES RATHER CHILDISH REALLY FORD LEANT BACK MATTRESS WITH HANDS BEHIND HEAD LOOKED INFURIATINGLY PLEASED WITH HIMSELF FORD INSISTED ARTHUR DON'T KNOW THIS SOUNDS LIKE SILLY QUESTION WHAT DOING HERE WELL KNOW THAT SAID FORD RESCUED FROM EARTH WHAT'S HAPPENED EARTH IT'S BEEN DEMOLISHED SAID ARTHUR LEVELLY JUST BOILED AWAY INTO SPACE LOOK SAID ARTHUR UPSET ABOUT THAT FORD FROWNED HIMSELF SEEMED ROLL THOUGHT AROUND MIND UNDERSTAND THAT SAID LAST UNDERSTAND THAT SHOUTED ARTHUR UNDERSTAND THAT FORD SPRANG KEEP LOOKING BOOK HISSED URGENTLY WHAT DON'T PANIC PANICKING ALRIGHT PANICKING WHAT ELSE THERE JUST COME ALONG WITH HAVE GOOD TIME GALAXY'S PLACE YOU'LL NEED HAVE THIS FISH YOUR YOUR PARDON ASKED ARTHUR RATHER POLITELY THOUGHT FORD HOLDING SMALL GLASS WHICH QUITE CLEARLY SMALL YELLOW FISH WRIGGLING AROUND ARTHUR BLINKED WISHED THERE SOMETHING SIMPLE RECOGNIZABLE COULD GRASP HOLD WOULD HAVE FELT SAFE ALONGSIDE DENTRASSI UNDERWEAR PILES SQUORNSHELLOUS MATTRESSES FROM BETELGEUSE HOLDING SMALL YELLOW FISH OFFERING BEEN ABLE JUST SMALL PACKET CORN FLAKES COULDN'T DIDN'T FEEL SAFE SUDDENLY VIOLENT NOISE LEAPT THEM FROM SOURCE THAT COULD IDENTIFY GASPED TERROR WHAT SOUNDED LIKE TRYING GARGLE WHILST FIGHTING PACK WOLVES SHUSH SAID FORD LISTEN MIGHT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IT'S VOGON CAPTAIN MAKING ANNOUNCEMENT T'ANNOY MEAN THAT'S VOGONS TALK LISTEN CAN'T SPEAK VOGON DON'T NEED JUST THAT FISH YOUR FORD WITH LIGHTNING MOVEMENT CLAPPED HAND ARTHUR'S SUDDEN SICKENING SENSATION FISH SLITHERING DEEP INTO AURAL TRACT GASPING WITH HORROR SCRABBLED SECOND THEN SLOWLY TURNED GOGGLE-EYED WITH WONDER EXPERIENCING AURAL EQUIVALENT LOOKING PICTURE BLACK SILHOUETTED FACES SUDDENLY SEEING PICTURE WHITE CANDLESTICK LOOKING COLOURED DOTS PIECE PAPER WHICH SUDDENLY RESOLVE THEMSELVES INTO FIGURE MEAN THAT YOUR OPTICIAN GOING CHARGE MONEY PAIR GLASSES STILL LISTENING HOWLING GARGLES KNEW THAT ONLY TAKEN SEMBLANCE PERFECTLY STRAIGHTFORWARD ENGLISH THIS WHAT HEARD HOWL HOWL GARGLE HOWL GARGLE HOWL HOWL HOWL GARGLE HOWL GARGLE HOWL HOWL GARGLE GARGLE HOWL GARGLE GARGLE GARGLE HOWL SLURRP UUUURGH SHOULD HAVE GOOD TIME MESSAGE REPEATS THIS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING ATTENTION FIRST FROM INSTRUMENTS THAT HAVE COUPLE HITCHHIKERS ABOARD HELLO WHEREVER JUST WANT MAKE TOTALLY CLEAR THAT WELCOME WORKED HARD WHERE TODAY DIDN'T BECOME CAPTAIN VOGON CONSTRUCTOR SHIP SIMPLY COULD TURN INTO TAXI SERVICE LOAD DEGENERATE FREELOADERS HAVE SENT SEARCH PARTY SOON THAT THEY FIND WILL SHIP YOU'RE VERY LUCKY MIGHT READ SOME POETRY FIRST SECONDLY ABOUT JUMP INTO HYPERSPACE JOURNEY BARNARD'S STAR ARRIVAL WILL STAY DOCK SEVENTY-TWO HOUR REFIT ONE'S LEAVE SHIP DURING THAT TIME REPEAT PLANET LEAVE CANCELLED I'VE JUST UNHAPPY LOVE AFFAIR DON'T ANYBODY ELSE SHOULD HAVE GOOD TIME MESSAGE ENDS NOISE STOPPED ARTHUR DISCOVERED EMBARRASSMENT THAT LYING CURLED SMALL BALL FLOOR WITH ARMS WRAPPED ROUND HEAD SMILED WEAKLY CHARMING SAID WISH DAUGHTER COULD FORBID MARRY WOULDN'T NEED SAID FORD THEY'VE MUCH APPEAL ROAD ACCIDENT DON'T MOVE ADDED ARTHUR BEGAN UNCURL HIMSELF YOU'D BETTER PREPARED JUMP INTO HYPERSPACE IT'S UNPLEASANTLY LIKE BEING DRUNK WHAT'S UNPLEASANT ABOUT BEING DRUNK GLASS WATER ARTHUR THOUGHT ABOUT THIS FORD SAID YEAH WHAT'S THIS FISH DOING IT'S TRANSLATING IT'S BABEL FISH LOOK BOOK LIKE TOSSED OVER HITCH HIKER'S GUIDE GALAXY THEN CURLED HIMSELF INTO FOETAL BALL PREPARE HIMSELF JUMP THAT MOMENT BOTTOM FELL ARTHUR'S MIND EYES TURNED INSIDE FEET BEGAN LEAK HEAD ROOM FOLDED FLAT ABOUT SPUN AROUND SHIFTED EXISTENCE LEFT SLIDING INTO NAVEL THEY WERE PASSING THROUGH HYPERSPACE BABEL FISH SAID HITCH HIKER'S GUIDE GALAXY QUIETLY SMALL YELLOW LEECH-LIKE PROBABLY ODDEST THING UNIVERSE FEEDS BRAINWAVE ENERGY FROM CARRIER FROM THOSE AROUND ABSORBS UNCONSCIOUS MENTAL FREQUENCIES FROM THIS BRAINWAVE ENERGY NOURISH ITSELF WITH THEN EXCRETES INTO MIND CARRIER TELEPATHIC MATRIX FORMED COMBINING CONSCIOUS THOUGHT FREQUENCIES WITH NERVE SIGNALS PICKED FROM SPEECH CENTRES BRAIN WHICH SUPPLIED THEM PRACTICAL UPSHOT THIS THAT STICK BABEL FISH YOUR INSTANTLY UNDERSTAND ANYTHING SAID FORM LANGUAGE SPEECH PATTERNS ACTUALLY HEAR DECODE BRAINWAVE MATRIX WHICH BEEN INTO YOUR MIND YOUR BABEL FISH SUCH BIZARRELY IMPROBABLE COINCIDENCE THAT ANYTHING MINDBOGGINGLY USEFUL COULD HAVE EVOLVED PURELY CHANCE THAT SOME THINKERS HAVE CHOSEN FINAL CLINCHING PROOF NON-EXISTENCE ARGUMENT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS REFUSE PROVE THAT EXIST SAYS PROOF DENIES FAITH WITHOUT FAITH NOTHING SAYS BABEL FISH DEAD GIVEAWAY ISN'T COULD HAVE EVOLVED CHANCE PROVES EXIST THEREFORE YOUR ARGUMENTS DON'T DEAR SAYS HADN'T THOUGHT THAT PROMPTLY VANISHED PUFF LOGIC THAT EASY SAYS ENCORE GOES PROVE THAT BLACK WHITE GETS HIMSELF KILLED NEXT ZEBRA CROSSING MOST LEADING THEOLOGIANS CLAIM THAT THIS ARGUMENT LOAD DINGO'S KIDNEYS THAT DIDN'T STOP OOLON COLLUPHID MAKING SMALL FORTUNE WHEN USED CENTRAL THEME BEST-SELLING BOOK WELL THAT ABOUT WRAPS MEANWHILE POOR BABEL FISH EFFECTIVELY REMOVING BARRIERS COMMUNICATION BETWEEN DIFFERENT RACES CULTURES CAUSED MORE BLODDIER WARS THAN ANYTHING ELSE HISTORY CREATION ARTHUR GROAN HORRIFIED DISCOVER THAT KICK THROUGH HYPERSPACE HADN'T KILLED LIGHT YEARS FROM PLACE THAT EARTH WOULD HAVE BEEN STILL EXISTED EARTH VISIONS SWAM SICKENINGLY THROUGH NAUSEATED MIND THERE IMAGINATION COULD FEEL IMPACT WHOLE EARTH HAVING GONE PRODDED FEELINGS THINKING THAT PARENTS SISTER GONE REACTION THOUGHT PEOPLE BEEN CLOSE REACTION THEN THOUGHT COMPLETE STRANGER BEEN STANDING BEHIND QUEUE SUPERMARKET BEFORE FELT SUDDEN STAB SUPERMARKET GONE EVERYTHING GONE NELSON'S COLUMN GONE NELSON'S COLUMN GONE THERE WOULD OUTCRY BECAUSE THERE LEFT MAKE OUTCRY FROM NELSON'S COLUMN ONLY EXISTED MIND ENGLAND ONLY EXISTED MIND MIND STUCK HERE THIS DANK SMELLY STEEL-LINED SPACESHIP WAVE CLAUSTROPHOBIA CLOSED ENGLAND LONGER EXISTED HE'D THAT SOMEHOW HE'D TRIED AGAIN AMERICA THOUGHT GONE COULDN'T GRASP DECIDED START SMALLER AGAIN YORK GONE REACTION HE'D NEVER SERIOUSLY BELIEVED EXISTED ANYWAY DOLLAR THOUGHT SUNK EVER SLIGHT TREMOR THERE EVERY BOGART MOVIE BEEN WIPED SAID HIMSELF THAT GAVE NASTY KNOCK MCDONALDS THOUGHT THERE LONGER SUCH THING MCDONALD'S HAMBURGER PASSED WHEN CAME ROUND SECOND LATER FOUND SOBBING MOTHER JERKED HIMSELF VIOLENTLY FEET FORD FORD LOOKED FROM WHERE SITTING CORNER HUMMING HIMSELF ALWAYS FOUND ACTUAL TRAVELLING-THROUGH-SPACE PART SPACE TRAVEL RATHER TRYING YEAH SAID YOU'RE RESEARCHER THIS BOOK THING WERE EARTH MUST HAVE BEEN GATHERING MATERIAL WELL ABLE EXTEND ORIGINAL ENTRY WHAT SAYS THIS EDITION THEN I'VE YEAH PASSED OVER AGAIN ARTHUR GRABBED HOLD TRIED STOP HANDS SHAKING PRESSED ENTRY RELEVANT PAGE SCREEN FLASHED SWIRLED RESOLVED INTO PAGE PRINT ARTHUR STARED DOESN'T HAVE ENTRY BURST FORD LOOKED OVER SHOULDER DOES SAID DOWN THERE BOTTOM SCREEN JUST UNDER ECCENTRICA GALLUMBITS TRIPLE-BREASTED WHORE EROTICON ARTHUR FOLLOWED FORD'S FINGER WHERE POINTING MOMENT STILL DIDN'T REGISTER THEN MIND NEARLY BLEW WHAT HARMLESS THAT IT'S HARMLESS WORD FORD SHRUGGED WELL THERE HUNDRED BILLION STARS GALAXY ONLY LIMITED AMOUNT SPACE BOOK'S MICROPROCESSORS SAID KNEW MUCH ABOUT EARTH COURSE WELL GOD'S SAKE HOPE MANAGED RECTIFY THAT WELL MANAGED TRANSMIT ENTRY EDITOR TRIM IT'S STILL IMPROVEMENT WHAT DOES ASKED ARTHUR MOSTLY HARMLESS ADMITTED FORD WITH SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED COUGH MOSTLY HARMLESS SHOUTED ARTHUR WHAT THAT NOISE HISSED FORD SHOUTING SHOUTED ARTHUR SHUT SAID FORD THINK WE'RE TROUBLE THINK WE'RE TROUBLE OUTSIDE DOOR WERE SOUNDS MARCHING FEET DENTRASSI WHISPERED ARTHUR THOSE STEEL TIPPED BOOTS SAID FORD THERE SHARP RINGING DOOR THEN SAID ARTHUR WELL SAID FORD WE'RE LUCKY IT'S JUST VOGONS COME THROW SPACE WE'RE UNLUCKY WE'RE UNLUCKY SAID FORD GRIMLY CAPTAIN MIGHT SERIOUS THREAT THAT HE'S GOING READ SOME POETRY FIRST VOGON POETRY COURSE THIRD WORST UNIVERSE SECOND WORST THAT AZAGOTHS KRIA DURING RECITATION THEIR POET MASTER GRUNTHOS FLATULENT POEM SMALL LUMP GREEN PUTTY FOUND ARMPIT MIDSUMMER MORNING FOUR AUDIENCE DIED INTERNAL HAEMORRHAGING PRESIDENT MID-GALACTIC ARTS NOBBLING COUNCIL SURVIVED GNAWING LEGS GRUNTHOS REPORTED HAVE BEEN DISAPPOINTED POEM'S RECEPTION ABOUT EMBARK READING TWELVE-BOOK EPIC ENTITLED FAVOURITE BATHTIME GURGLES WHEN MAJOR INTESTINE DESPERATE ATTEMPT SAVE LIFE CIVILIZATION LEAPT STRAIGHT THROUGH NECK THROTTLED BRAIN VERY WORST POETRY PERISHED ALONG WITH CREATOR PAULA NANCY MILLSTONE JENNINGS GREENBRIDGE ESSEX ENGLAND DESTRUCTION PLANET EARTH PROSTETNIC VOGON JELTZ SMILED VERY SLOWLY THIS DONE MUCH EFFECT BECAUSE TRYING REMEMBER SEQUENCE MUSCLE MOVEMENTS TERRIBLY THERAPEUTIC YELL PRISONERS FEELING QUITE RELAXED READY LITTLE CALLOUSNESS PRISONERS POETRY APPRECIATION CHAIRS STRAPPED VOGONS SUFFERED ILLUSIONS REGARD THEIR WORKS WERE GENERALLY HELD THEIR EARLY ATTEMPTS COMPOSITION BEEN PART BLUDGEONING INSISTENCE THAT THEY ACCEPTED PROPERLY EVOLVED CULTURED RACE ONLY THING THAT KEPT THEM GOING SHEER BLOODYMINDEDNESS SWEAT STOOD COLD FORD PREFECT'S BROW SLID ROUND ELECTRODES STRAPPED TEMPLES THESE WERE ATTACHED BATTERY ELECTRONIC EQUIPMENT IMAGERY INTENSIFIERS RHYTHMIC MODULATORS ALLITERATIVE RESIDULATORS SIMILE DUMPERS DESIGNED HEIGHTEN EXPERIENCE POEM MAKE SURE THAT SINGLE NUANCE POET'S THOUGHT LOST ARTHUR DENT QUIVERED IDEA WHAT KNEW THAT HADN'T LIKED ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED DIDN'T THINK THINGS WERE LIKELY CHANGE VOGON BEGAN READ FETID LITTLE PASSAGE DEVISING FRETTLED GRUNTBUGGLY BEGAN SPASMS WRACKED FORD'S BODY THIS WORSE THAN EVER HE'D BEEN PREPARED MICTURATIONS PLURDLED GABBLEBLOTCHITS LURGID AAAAAAARGGGGGHHHHHH WENT FORD PREFECT WRENCHING HEAD BACK LUMPS PAIN THUMPED THROUGH COULD DIMLY BESIDE ARTHUR LOLLING ROLLING SEAT CLENCHED TEETH GROOP IMPLORE THEE CONTINUED MERCILESS VOGON FOONTING TURLINGDROMES VOICE RISING HORRIBLE PITCH IMPASSIONED STRIDENCY HOOPTIOUSLY DRANGLE WITH CRINKLY BINDLEWURDLES WILL REND THEE GOBBERWARTS WITH BLURGLECRUNCHEON DON'T NNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH CRIED FORD PREFECT THREW FINAL SPASM ELECTRONIC ENHANCEMENT LAST LINE CAUGHT FULL BLAST ACROSS TEMPLES WENT LIMP ARTHUR LOLLED EARTHLINGS WHIRRED VOGON DIDN'T KNOW THAT FORD PREFECT FACT FROM SMALL PLANET VICINITY BETELGEUSE WOULDN'T HAVE CARED PRESENT WITH SIMPLE CHOICE EITHER VACUUM SPACE PAUSED MELODRAMATIC EFFECT TELL GOOD THOUGHT POEM THREW HIMSELF BACKWARDS INTO HUGE LEATHERY BAT-SHAPED SEAT WATCHED THEM SMILE AGAIN FORD RASPING BREATH ROLLED DUSTY TONGUE ROUND PARCHED MOUTH MOANED ARTHUR SAID BRIGHTLY ACTUALLY QUITE LIKED FORD TURNED GAPED HERE APPROACH THAT QUITE SIMPLY OCCURRED VOGON RAISED SURPRISED EYEBROW THAT EFFECTIVELY OBSCURED NOSE THEREFORE THING GOOD WHIRRED CONSIDERABLE ASTONISHMENT SAID ARTHUR THOUGHT THAT SOME METAPHYSICAL IMAGERY REALLY PARTICULARLY EFFECTIVE FORD CONTINUED STARE SLOWLY ORGANIZING THOUGHTS AROUND THIS TOTALLY CONCEPT WERE THEY REALLY GOING ABLE BAREFACE THEIR THIS CONTINUE INVITED VOGON INTERESTING RHYTHMIC DEVICES CONTINUED ARTHUR WHICH SEEMED COUNTERPOINT FLOUNDERED FORD LEAPED RESCUE HAZARDING COUNTERPOINT SURREALISM UNDERLYING METAPHOR FLOUNDERED ARTHUR READY AGAIN HUMANITY VOGONITY FORD HISSED VOGONITY SORRY POET'S COMPASSIONATE SOUL ARTHUR FELT HOME STRETCH WHICH CONTRIVES THROUGH MEDIUM VERSE STRUCTURE SUBLIMATE THIS TRANSCEND THAT COME TERMS WITH FUNDAMENTAL DICHOTOMIES OTHER REACHING TRIUMPHANT CRESCENDO LEFT WITH PROFOUND VIVID INSIGHT INTO INTO WHICH SUDDENLY GAVE FORD LEAPED WITH COUP INTO WHATEVER POEM ABOUT YELLED CORNER MOUTH WELL DONE ARTHUR THAT VERY GOOD VOGON PERUSED THEM MOMENT EMBITTERED RACIAL SOUL BEEN TOUCHED THOUGHT LITTLE LATE VOICE TOOK QUALITY SNAGGING BRUSHED NYLON WHAT YOU'RE SAYING THAT WRITE POETRY BECAUSE UNDERNEATH MEAN CALLOUS HEARTLESS EXTERIOR REALLY JUST WANT LOVED SAID PAUSED THAT RIGHT FORD LAUGHED NERVOUS LAUGH WELL MEAN SAID DON'T DEEP DOWN KNOW VOGON STOOD WELL YOU'RE COMPLETELY WRONG SAID JUST WRITE POETRY THROW MEAN CALLOUS HEARTLESS EXTERIOR INTO SHARP RELIEF GOING THROW SHIP ANYWAY GUARD TAKE PRISONERS NUMBER THREE AIRLOCK THROW THEM WHAT SHOUTED FORD HUGE YOUNG VOGON GUARD STEPPED FORWARD YANKED THEM THEIR STRAPS WITH HUGE BLUBBERY ARMS CAN'T THROW INTO SPACE YELLED FORD WE'RE TRYING WRITE BOOK RESISTANCE USELESS SHOUTED VOGON GUARD BACK FIRST PHRASE HE'D LEARNT WHEN JOINED VOGON GUARD CORPS CAPTAIN WATCHED WITH DETACHED AMUSEMENT THEN TURNED AWAY ARTHUR STARED ROUND WILDLY DON'T WANT YELLED I'VE STILL HEADACHE DON'T WANT HEAVEN WITH HEADACHE CROSS WOULDN'T ENJOY GUARD GRASPED THEM BOTH FIRMLY ROUND NECK BOWING DEFERENTIALLY TOWARDS CAPTAIN'S BACK HOIKED THEM BOTH PROTESTING BRIDGE STEEL DOOR CLOSED CAPTAIN AGAIN HUMMED QUIETLY MUSED HIMSELF LIGHTLY FINGERING NOTEBOOK VERSES HMMMM SAID COUNTERPOINT SURREALISM UNDERLYING METAPHOR CONSIDERED THIS MOMENT THEN CLOSED BOOK WITH GRIM SMILE DEATH'S GOOD THEM SAID LONG STEEL-LINED CORRIDOR ECHOED FEEBLE STRUGGLES HUMANOIDS CLAMPED FIRMLY UNDER RUBBERY VOGON ARMPITS THIS GREAT SPLUTTERED ARTHUR THIS REALLY TERRIFIC BRUTE VOGON GUARD DRAGGED THEM DON'T WORRY SAID FORD I'LL THINK SOMETHING DIDN'T SOUND HOPEFUL RESISTANCE USELESS BELLOWED GUARD JUST DON'T THINGS LIKE THAT STAMMERED FORD ANYONE MAINTAIN POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE YOU'RE SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT COMPLAINED ARTHUR YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT POSITIVE MENTAL ATTITUDE HAVEN'T EVEN YOUR PLANET DEMOLISHED TODAY WOKE THIS MORNING THOUGHT HAVE NICE RELAXED READING BRUSH IT'S JUST AFTER FOUR AFTERNOON ALREADY THROWN ALIEN SPACESHIP LIGHT YEARS FROM SMOKING REMAINS EARTH SPLUTTERED GURGLED VOGON TIGHTENED GRIP ALRIGHT SAID FORD JUST STOP PANICKING SAID ANYTHING ABOUT PANICKING SNAPPED ARTHUR THIS STILL JUST CULTURE SHOCK WAIT TILL I'VE SETTLED DOWN INTO SITUATION FOUND BEARINGS THEN I'LL START PANICKING ARTHUR YOU'RE GETTING HYSTERICAL SHUT FORD TRIED DESPERATELY THINK INTERRUPTED GUARD SHOUTING AGAIN RESISTANCE USELESS SHUT WELL SNAPPED FORD RESISTANCE USELESS GIVE REST SAID FORD TWISTED HEAD TILL LOOKING STRAIGHT INTO CAPTOR'S FACE THOUGHT STRUCK REALLY ENJOY THIS SORT THING ASKED SUDDENLY VOGON STOPPED DEAD LOOK IMMENSE STUPIDITY SEEPED SLOWLY OVER FACE ENJOY BOOMED WHAT MEAN WHAT MEAN SAID FORD DOES GIVE FULL SATISFYING LIFE STOMPING AROUND SHOUTING PUSHING PEOPLE SPACESHIPS VOGON STARED STEEL CEILING EYEBROWS ALMOST ROLLED OVER EACH OTHER MOUTH SLACKED FINALLY SAID WELL HOURS GOOD THEY'D HAVE AGREED FORD ARTHUR TWISTED HEAD LOOK FORD FORD WHAT DOING ASKED AMAZED WHISPER JUST TRYING TAKE INTEREST WORLD AROUND SAID HOURS PRETTY GOOD THEN RESUMED VOGON STARED DOWN SLUGGISH THOUGHTS MOILED AROUND MURKY DEPTHS YEAH SAID COME MENTION MOST ACTUAL MINUTES PRETTY LOUSY EXCEPT THOUGHT AGAIN WHICH REQUIRED LOOKING CEILING EXCEPT SOME SHOUTING QUITE LIKE FILLED LUNGS BELLOWED RESISTANCE SURE INTERRUPTED FORD HURRIEDLY YOU'RE GOOD THAT

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