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HAVE QUARTERS DIMES PENNIES HAVE ALSO HAVE LARGEST AMOUNT MONEY COINS WITHOUT BEING ABLE MAKE CHANGE DOLLAR NUMBERS FOUND BACK DOLLAR BILL BUSHES BASE LINCOLN MEMORIAL PRESIDENT KENNEDY FASTEST RANDOM SPEAKER WORLD WITH UPWARDS WORDS MINUTE AVERAGE LIFETIME PERSON WILL WALK EQUIVALENT TIMES AROUND EQUATOR ODONTOPHOBIA FEAR TEETH HEINZ KETCHUP BOTTLES REPRESENTS NUMBER VARIETIES PICKLES COMPANY ONCE EARLY DAYS TELEPHONE OPERATORS WOULD PICK CALL PHRASE WELL THERE WASN'T UNTIL THAT SOMEONE SUGGESTED ANSWERING PHONE WITH PHRASE NUMBER PLEASE SURFACE AREA AVERAGE-SIZED BRICK SQUARED ACCORDING SUICIDE STATISTICS MONDAY FAVORED SELF-DESTRUCTION CATS SLEEP HOURS MOST COMMON NAME WORLD MOHAMMED BELIEVED THAT SHAKESPEARE AROUND TIME THAT KING JAMES VERSION BIBLE WRITTEN PSALMS WORD FROM FIRST WORD SHAKE WORD FROM LAST WORD SPEAR KAROKE MEANS EMPTY ORCHESTRA JAPANESE EISENHOWER INTERSTATE SYSTEM REQUIRES THAT MILE EVERY FIVE MUST STRAIGHT THESE STRAIGHT SECTIONS USABLE AIRSTRIPS TIMES OTHER EMERGENCIES FIRST KNOWN CONTRACEPTIVE CROCODILE DUNG USED EGYPTIANS RHODE ISLAND SMALLEST STATE WITH LONGEST NAME OFFICIAL NAME USED STATE DOCUMENTS RHODE ISLAND PROVIDENCE PLANTATIONS WHEN YOUR HAIR STILL GROWS COUPLE MONTHS THERE CREDIT CARDS EVERY PERSON UNITED STATES ISAAC ASIMOV ONLY AUTHOR HAVE BOOK EVERY DEWEY-DECIMAL CATEGORY NEWSPAPER SERVING FROSTBITE FALLS MINNESOTA HOME ROCKY BULLWINKLE PICAYUNE INTELLEGENCE WOULD TAKE EMPIRE STATE BUILDINGS STACKED OTHER MEASURE GULF MEXICO DEEPEST POINT FIRST PERSON SELECTED TIME MAGAZINE YEAR CHARLES LINDBERGH MOST MONEY EVER PAID AUCTION MILLION TOOK TOLSTOY YEARS WRITE PEACE NEANDERTHAL'S BRAIN BIGGER THAN YOURS HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL TIME CLOCK TOWER INDEPENDENCE HALL EACH SUITS DECK CARDS REPRESENTS FOUR MAJOR PILLARS ECONOMY MIDDLE AGES HEART REPRESENTED CHURCH SPADES REPRESENTED MILITARY CLUBS REPRESENTED AGRICULTURE DIAMONDS REPRESENTED MERCHANT CLASS NAMES STONE LIONS FRONT YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY PATIENCE FORTITUDE THEY WERE NAMED THEN-MAYOR FIORELLO LAGUARDIA MAIN LIBRARY INDIANA UNIVERSITY SINKS OVER INCH EVERY YEAR BECAUSE WHEN BUILT ENGINEERS FAILED TAKE INTO ACCOUNT WEIGHT BOOKS THAT WOULD OCCUPY BUILDING SOUND WALKING MADE SOMEONE SQUISHING HANDS JELLY LUCY LINUS WHERE BROTHER SISTER ANOTHER LITTLE BROTHER NAMED RERUN SOMETIMES PLAYED LEFT-FIELD CHARLIE BROWN'S BASEBALL TEAM WHEN COULD FIND PANCREAS PRODUCES INSULIN NORTH ATLANTIC LOBSTERS BORN BRIGHT BLUE THERE HUMAN BODY PARTS THAT ONLY LETTERS LONG SKUNK'S SMELL DETECTED HUMAN MILE AWAY WORD LETHOLOGICA DESCRIBES STATE BEING ABLE REMEMBER WORD WANT KING HEARTS ONLY KING WITHOUT MOUSTACHE HENRY FORD PRODUCED MODEL ONLY BLACK BECAUSE BLACK PAINT AVAILABLE TIME FASTEST MARIO SUPER MARIO BROS FAME APPEARED ARCADE GAME DONKEY KONG ORIGINAL NAME JUMPMAN CHANGED MARIO HONOR NINTENDO AMERICA'S LANDLORD MARIO SEGALI THREE BEST-KNOWN WESTERN NAMES CHINA JESUS CHRIST RICHARD NIXON ELVIS PRESLEY EVERY YEAR ABOUT ATOMS YOUR BODY REPLACED ELEPHANTS ONLY MAMMALS THAT CAN'T JUMP INTERNATIONAL TELEPHONE DIALING CODE ANTARCTICA WORLD TOURIST OBSERVED SEPTEMBER WOMEN MORE LIKELY PSYCHIATRIST THAN HUMAN HEART CREATES ENOUGH PRESSURE SQUIRT BLOOD FEET DIET COKE ONLY INVENTED THERE MORE THAN REFERENCES GEMS PRECIOUS STONES KING JAMES TRANSLATION BIBLE WHEN SNAKES BORN WITH HEADS THEY FIGHT EACH OTHER FOOD AMERICAN HORNS BEEP TONE TURNING CLOCK'S HANDS COUNTERCLOCKWISE WHILE SETTING NECESSARILY HARMFUL ONLY DAMAGING WHEN TIMEPIECE CONTAINS CHIMING MECHANISM THERE TWICE MANY KANGAROOS AUSTRALIA THERE PEOPLE KANGAROO POPULATION ESTIMATED ABOUT MILLION POLICE DOGS TRAINED REACT COMMANDS FOREIGN LANGUAGE COMMONLY GERMAN MORE RECENTLY HUNGARIAN AUSTRALIAN NOTES MADE PLASTIC STEPHEN PATRON SAINT BRICKLAYERS AVERAGE PERSON MAKES ABOUT TELEPHONE CALLS EACH YEAR STRESSED DESSERTS SPELLED BACKWARDS ENOUGH WATER FILL MILLION GOLDFISH BOWLS COULD FILL ENTIRE STADIUM MARY STUART BECAME QUEEN SCOTLAND WHEN ONLY DAYS CHARLIE BROWN'S FATHER BARBER FLYING FROM LONDON YORK CONCORD TIME ZONES CROSSED ARRIVE HOURS BEFORE LEAVE DENTISTS HAVE RECOMMENDED THAT TOOTHBRUSH KEPT LEAST FEET AWAY FROM TOILET AVOID AIRBORNE PARTICLES RESULTING FROM FLUSH BURN MORE CALORIES SLEEPING THAN WATCHING LION'S ROAR HEARD FROM FIVE MILES AWAY CITRUS SODA CREATED SELECTED BECAUSE ORIGINAL CONTAINERS WERE OUNCES INDICATED DIRECTION BUBBLES CANADIAN RESEARCHERS HAVE FOUND THAT EINSTEIN'S BRAIN WIDER THAN NORMAL AVERAGE PERSON SPENDS ABOUT YEARS PHONE LIFETIME FIST PRODUCT HAVE CODE WRIGLEYS LARGEST NUMBER CHILDREN BORN WOMAN RECORDED FROM RUSSIAN PEASANT WOMAN GAVE BIRTH SETS TWINS SETS TRIPLETS SETS QUADRUPLETS BEATRIX POTTER CREATED FIRST LEGENDARY PETER RABBIT CHILDREN'S STORIES ANCIENT ROME CONSIDERED SIGN LEADERSHIP BORN WITH CROOKED NOSE WORD NERD FIRST COINED SEUSS -GUN SALUTE TRADITIONAL SALUTE ROYAL BIRTH GREAT BRITAIN BAGPIPE ORIGINALLY MADE FROM WHOLE SKIN DEAD SHEEP ROAR THAT HEAR WHEN PLACE SEASHELL NEXT OCEAN RATHER SOUND BLOOD SURGING THROUGH VEINS CUP-SHAPED OBJECT PLACED OVER PRODUCES SAME EFFECT REVOLVERS CANNOT SILENCED BECAUSE NOISY GASSES WHICH ESCAPE CYLINDER REAR BARREL LIBERACE MUSEUM MIRROR-PLATED ROLLS ROYCE JEWEL-ENCRUSTED CAPES LARGEST RHINESTONE WORLD WEIGHING POUNDS ALMOST FOOT DIAMETER THAT SHIFTS MANUALLY GETS MILES MORE GALLON THAN WITH AUTOMATIC SHIFT CATS HEAR ULTRASOUND DUELING LEGAL PARAGUAY LONG BOTH PARTIES REGISTERED BLOOD DONORS HIGHEST POINT PENNSYLVANIA LOWER THAN LOWEST POINT COLORADO UNITED STATES NEVER LOST WHICH MULES WERE USED CHILDREN GROW FASTER SPRINGTIME AVERAGE THERE SESAME SEEDS EACH MCDONALDS BIGMAC PAUL REVERE RODE HORSE THAT BELONGED DEACON LARKIN BABY RUTH CANDY ACTUALLY NAMED AFTER GROVER CLEVELAND'S BABY DAUGHTER RUTH MINUS DEGREES CELSIUS EXACTLY SAME MINUS DEGREES FAHRENHEIT CLANS LONG THAT WANTED UNWANTED PEOPLE WITHOUT KILLING THEM USED BURN THEIR HOUSES DOWN HENCE EXPRESSION FIRED NOBODY KNOWS BUILT MAHAL NAMES ARCHITECTS MASONS DESIGNERS THAT HAVE COME DOWN HAVE PROVED LATTER-DAY INVENTIONS THERE EVIDENCE INDICATE REAL CREATORS WERE EVERY HUMAN SPENT ABOUT HALF HOUR SINGLE CELL MILLION TOOTHPICKS CREATED FROM CORD WOOD PLASTIC THINGS SHOELACES CALLED AGLETS -GUN SALUTE TRADITIONAL SALUTE ROYAL BIRTH GREAT BRITAIN EARLIEST RECORDED CASE GIVING SMOKING APRIL WHEN JOHAN KATSU SHERIFF TURKU FINLAND WROTE DIARY QUIT SMOKING TOBACCO DIED MONTH LATER GOODBYE CAME FROM WHICH CAME FROM WITH FEBRUARY BLACK HISTORY MONTH JANE BARBIE WOMAN VOICE RECORDINGS BELL SYSTEM FIRST DRIVE-IN SERVICE STATION UNITED STATES OPENED GULF COMPANY DECEMBER PITTSBURGH PENNSYLVANIA ELEPHANT ONLY ANIMAL WITH KNEES KANSAS STATE REQUIRES PEDESTRIANS CROSSING HIGHWAYS NIGHT WEAR TAIL LIGHTS MONEY ISN'T MADE PAPER IT'S MADE COTTON HEINZ KETCHUP BOTTLE REPRESENTS VARIETIES PICKLE COMPANY ONCE YOUR STOMACH PRODUCES LAYER MUCUS EVERY WEEKS OTHERWISE WOULD DIGEST ITSELF DECLARATION INDEPENDENCE WRITTEN HEMP PAPER OVER LETTER CALLED TITTLE RAISIN DROPPED GLASS FRESHCHAMPAGNE WILL BOUNCE DOWN CONTINUOUSLY FROM BOTTOM GLASS SUSAN LUCCI DAUGHTER PHYLLIS DILLER DUCK'S QUACK DOESN'T ECHO KNOWS MCDONALD'S PROFITS COME FROM SALES HAPPY MEALS EVERY PERSON UNIQUE TONGUE PRINT ENTRIES WEBSTER'S DICTIONARY WERE MISSPELLED 'SPOT' COMES FROM INVENTOR EYES ALBINO AVERAGE NEWBORNS WILL GIVEN WRONG PARENTS DAILY DURING CHARIOT SCENE 'BEN HUR' SMALL SEEN DISTANCE WARREN BEATTY SHIRLEY MCLAIN BROTHER SISTER CHOCOLATE AFFECTS DOG'S HEART NERVOUS SYSTEM OUNCES WILL KILL SMALL SIZED ORCAS KILLER WHALES KILL SHARKS TORPEDOING INTO SHARK'S STOMACH FROM UNDERNEATH CAUSING SHARK EXPLODE MOST LIPSTICK CONTAINS FISH SCALES DONALD DUCK COMICS WERE BANNED FROM FINLAND BECAUSE DOESN'T WEAR PANTS KETCHUP SOLD MEDICINE UPPER LOWER CASE LETTERS NAMED 'UPPER' 'LOWER' BECAUSE TIME WHEN ORIGINAL PRINT INDIVIDUAL LETTERS 'UPPER CASE' LETTERS WERE STORED CASE CASE THAT STORED SMALLER 'LOWER CASE' LETTERS LEONARDO VINCI COULD WRITE WITH HAND DRAW WITH OTHER SAME TIME BECAUSE METAL SCARCE OSCARS GIVEN DURING WORLD WERE MADE WOOD THERE CLOCKS VEGAS GAMBLING CASINOS NAME WENDY MADE BOOK PETER THERE NEVER RECORDED WENDY BEFORE THERE WORDS DICTIONARY THAT RHYME WITH ORANGE PURPLE SILVER LEONARDO VINCI INVENTED SCISSORS ALSO TOOK YEARS PAINT MONA LISA'S LIPS TINY AMOUNT LIQUOR SCORPION WILL MAKE INSTANTLY STING ITSELF DEATH MASK USED MICHAEL MYERS ORIGINAL HALLOWEEN CAPTAIN KIRK MASK PAINTED WHITE HAVE THREE QUARTERS FOUR DIMES FOUR PENNIES HAVE ALSO HAVE LARGEST AMOUNT MONEY COINS WITHOUT BEING ABLE MAKE CHANGE DOLLAR RAISING YOUR LEGS SLOWLY LYING YOUR BACK CAN'T SINK QUICKSAND THOUGHT THIS LIST COMPLETELY USELESS PHRASE RULE THUMB DERIVED FROM ENGLISH WHICH STATED THAT COULDN'T BEAT YOUR WIFE WITH ANYTHING WIDER THAN YOUR THUMB AMERICAN AIRLINES SAVED ELIMINATING OLIVE FROM EACH SALAD SERVED FIRST CLASS FIRST PRODUCT MOTOROLA STARTED DEVELOP RECORD PLAYER AUTOMOBILES THAT TIME MOST KNOWN PLAYER MARKET VICTROLA THEY CALLED THEMSELVES MOTOROLA CELERY NEGATIVE CALORIES TAKES MORE CALORIES PIECE CELERY THAN CELERY BEGIN WITH IT'S SAME WITH APPLES CHEWING WHILE PEELING ONIONS WILL KEEP FROM CRYING GLUE ISRAELI POSTAGE STAMPS CERTIFIED KOSHER GUINNESS BOOK RECORDS HOLDS RECORD BEING BOOK MOST OFTEN STOLEN FROM PUBLIC LIBRARIES BACK LATE COMPATIBLE COMPUTER WASN'T CONSIDERED HUNDRED PERCENT COMPATIBLE UNLESS COULD MICROSOFT'S FLIGHT SIMULATOR GAME ASTRONAUTS ALLOWED BEANS BEFORE THEY INTO SPACE BECAUSE PASSING WIND SPACE SUIT DAMAGES THEM MOLE TUNNEL FEET LONG JUST NIGHT COCKROACH LIVE SEVERAL WEEKS WITH HEAD DIES FROM STARVATION CROCODILE ALWAYS GROWS TEETH REPLACE TEETH GROUP GEESE GROUND GAGGLE GROUP GEESE SKEIN HARD WORKING ADULT SWEATS GALLONS MOST SWEAT EVAPORATES BEFORE PERSON REALIZES IT’S THERE THOUGH HEDGEHOG’S HEART BEATS TIMES MINUTE AVERAGE HIPPO OPEN MOUTH WIDE ENOUGH FOOT TALL CHILD INSIDE HUMMINGBIRD WEIGHS LESS THAN PENNY ‘JIFFY’ ACTUAL UNIT TIME SECOND LUMP PURE GOLD SIZE MATCHBOX FLATTENED INTO SHEET SIZE TENNIS COURT QUARTER GROOVES EDGE DIME LESS GROOVE AFTER EATING HOUSEFLY REGURGITATES FOOD THEN EATS AGAIN APPLES MORE EFFICIENT THAN CAFFEINE KEEPING PEOPLE AWAKE MORNINGS BULLS COLORBLIND THEREFORE WILL USUALLY CHARGE MATADOR’S WAVING CAPE MATTER WHAT COLOR NEON YELLOW CAMELS HAVE THREE EYELIDS PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM BLOWING SAND URINE GLOWS UNDER BLACK-LIGHT DOGS CATS LIKE HUMANS EITHER RIGHT LEFT HANDED… THAT PAWS EVERY TIME LICK STAMP YOU’RE CONSUMING CALORIE HUMAN TEETH ALMOST HARD ROCKS HUMAN THIGH BONES STRONGER THAN CONCRETE COUNTED HOURS WOULD TAKE YEARS REACH TRILLION MOST LIPSTICK CONTAINS FISH SCALES PIECE SQUARE PAPER FOLDED MORE THAN TIMES HALF NOSE PRINTS USED IDENTIFY DOGS JUST LIKE HUMANS FINGERPRINTS RAGWEED PLANT RELEASE MANY BILLION GRAINS POLLEN OVER BIRDS YEAR FROM SMASHING INTO WINDOWS OVER LEFT HANDED PEOPLE YEAR KILLED FROM USING PRODUCTS MADE RIGHT HANDED PEOPLE PORCUPINES FLOAT WATER SKEPTICISMS LONGEST WORD THAT ALTERNATES HANDS WHEN TYPING SMELLING BANANAS GREEN APPLES SMELLING EATING HELP LOSE WEIGHT AVERAGE BERG WEIGHS TONS AVERAGE LIFE SPAN MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL PITCHES AVERAGE PERSON OVER DREAMS YEAR EARTH WEIGHS AROUND TONS ELECTRIC CHAIR INVENTED DENTIST LONGEST RECORDED FLIGHT CHICKEN SECONDS MOST USED LETTER ENGLISH ALPHABET LEAST USED OPPOSITE SIDES DICE CUBE ALWAYS SEVEN ORIGINAL NAME BUTTERFLY ‘FLUTTERBY’ PLACEMENT DONKEY’S EYES HEAD ENABLES FOUR FEET TIMES POISON-ARROW FROG ENOUGH POISON KILL ABOUT PEOPLE SENTENCE “THE QUICK BROWN JUMPS OVER LAZY USES EVERY LETTER ALPHABET SLOTH MAMMAL MOVES SLOWLY THAT GREEN ALGAE GROW UNDISTURBED STATE FLORIDA BIGGER THAN ENGLAND TIMES LARGER THAN EARTH WORLD’S TERMITES OUTWEIGH WORLD’S HUMANS THERE MORE THAN MILLION BRICKS EMPIRE STATE BUILDING THOMAS EDISON LIGHTBULB INVENTOR AFRAID DARK WINDMILLS ALWAYS TURN COUNTER-CLOCKWISE EXCEPT WINDMILLS IRELAND YOUR HEART BEATS OVER TIMES YOU’RE BORN WITH BONES WHEN ADULT ONLY HAVE DALMATIANS PETER ONLY DISNEY CARTOON FEATURES WITH BOTH PARENTS THAT PRESENT DON’T THROUGHOUT MOVIE CYCLIC NUMBER NUMBERS WHICH ALWAYS APPEAR SAME ORDER ROTATED AROUND WHEN MULTIPLIED NUMBER FROM BARNACLE LARGEST PENIS OTHER ANIMAL WORLD RELATION SIZE DRAGONFLY LIFESPAN TWENTY-FOUR HOURS DUCK’S QUACK DOESN’T ECHO KNOWS FEMALE FERRET WILL GOES INTO HEAT CANNOT FIND MATE FLUSH TOILET EXISTS THAT DATES BACK FULLY LOADED SUPERTANKER TRAVELING NORMAL SPEED TAKES LEAST TWENTY MINUTES STOP ‘JIFFY’ ACTUAL UNIT TIME SECOND LION’S ROAR HEARD FROM FIVE MILES AWAY PREGNANT GOLDFISH CALLED TWIT LAST LONGER WITHOUT WATER THAN CAMEL RHINOCEROS’ HORN MADE COMPACTED HAIR SPECIES EARTHWORM AUSTRALIA GROWS FEET LENGTH TEN-GALLON HOLDS THREE-QUARTERS GALLON WALLA-WALLA SCENE WHERE EXTRAS PRETEND TALKING BACKGROUND WHEN THEY “WALLA-WALLA” LOOKS LIKE THEY ACTUALLY TALKING WHALE’S PENIS CALLED DORK ACCORDING GENESIS CHICKEN CAME BEFORE ACTOR TOMMY JONES VICE-PRESIDENT GORE WERE FRESHMAN ROOMMATES HARVARD AFTER HUMAN DEATH POST-MORTEM RIGIDITY STARTS HEAD TRAVELS FEET LEAVES SAME CAME HEAD ALBERT BROOKS’S REAL NAME ALBERT EINSTEIN ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL INVENTOR TELEPHONE NEVER PHONED WIFE MOTHER THEY WERE BOTH DEAF ALEXANDER GREAT EPILEPTIC ALFRED HITCHCOCK DIDN’T HAVE BELLY BUTTON ELIMINATED WHEN SEWN AFTER SURGERY OFFICERS CONFEDERATE ARMY WERE GIVEN COPIES MISERABLES VICTOR HUGO CARRY WITH THEM TIMES ROBERT AMONG OTHERS BELIEVED THAT BOOK SYMBOLIZED THEIR CAUSE BOTH REVOLTS WERE DEFEATED OSTRICH’S BIGGER THAN IT’S BRAIN ANCIENT DRINKERS WARDED DEVIL CLINKING THEIR CUPS ANCIENT EGYPTIANS SHAVED THEIR EYEBROWS MOURN DEATHS THEIR CATS ANTEATERS PREFER TERMITES ANTS ARMORED KNIGHTS RAISED THEIR VISORS IDENTIFY THEMSELVES WHEN THEY RODE PAST THEIR KING THIS CUSTOM BECOME MODERN MILITARY SALUTE ASTRONAUTS ALLOWED BEANS BEFORE THEY INTO SPACE BECAUSE PASSING WIND SPACESUIT DAMAGES THEM BABIES BORN WITHOUT KNEECAPS THEY DON’T APPEAR UNTIL CHILD REACHES YEARS BARBIE’S FULL NAME BARBRA MILLICENT ROBERTS BARBIE’S MEASUREMENTS WERE LIFE SIZE BELA LUGOSI DIED DURING FILMING “PLAN FROM OUTER SPACE” DIRECTOR EDWARD WOOD USED TALLER RELATIVE HELD CAPE FRONT FACE AUDIENCE WOULDN’T KNOW DIFFERENCE COULD COMPLETE FILMING BINGO NAME CRACKER JACK BLONDE BEARDS GROW FASTER THAN DARKER BEARDS BLUEBERRY JELLY BELLIES WERE CREATED ESPECIALLY RONALD REAGAN DYLAN’S REAL NAME ROBERT ZIMMERMAN PLAYED ROBOT “LOST SPACE” DICK TUFELD VOICE BORIS KARLOFF NARRATOR SEASONAL TELEVISION SPECIAL “HOW GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS BOTH HITLER NAPOLEON WERE MISSING TESTICLE BOYS HAVE UNUSUAL FIRST NAMES MORE LIKELY HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS THAN BOYS WITH CONVENTIONAL NAMES GIRLS DON’T SEEM HAVE THIS PROBLEM BRAZIL NAME FROM OTHER AROUND BRUCE FAST THAT THEY ACTUALLY SLOW FILM DOWN COULD MOVES THAT’S OPPOSITE NORM RAISING YOUR LEGS SLOWLY LAYING YOUR BACK CAN’T SINK QUICKSAND CASEY KASEM VOICE SHAGGY “SCOOBY-DOO URINE GLOWS UNDER BLACK LIGHT CATGUT COMES FROM SHEEP CATS CATS HAVE OVER HUNDRED VOCAL SOUNDS WHILE DOGS ONLY HAVE ABOUT CHERYL LADD CHARLIE’S ANGELS FAME PLAYED VOICE BOTH TALKING SINGING JOSIE SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON “JOSIE PUSSYCATS CHOP-SUEY NATIVE CHINESE DISH CREATED CALIFORNIA CHINESE IMMIGRANTS CHRYSLER BUILT THAT BOMBED JAPAN MITSUBISHI BUILT ZEROS THAT TRIED SHOOT THEM DOWN BOTH COMPANIES BUILD CARS JOINT PLANT CALL DIAMOND STAR CLANS LONG THAT WANTED THEIR UNWANTED PEOPLE WITHOUT KILLING THEM BURN THEIR HOUSES DOWN HENCE STATEMENT FIRED CLARK GABLE USED SHOWER MORE THAN TIMES COMPACT DISCS READ FROM INSIDE OUTSIDE EDGE REVERSE RECORD WORKS CRICKETS HEAR THROUGH THEIR KNEES CROCODILES SWALLOW STONES HELP THEM DIVE DEEPER DANIEL BOONE DETESTED COONSKIN CAPS DEBRA WINGER VOICE DESPITE HUMP CAMEL’S SPINE STRAIGHT SAMUEL MUDD PHYSICIAN LINCOLN’S ASSASSIN JOHN WILKES BOOTH WHOSE SHAME CREATED STATEMENT IGNOMINY “HIS NAME MUDD SEUSS KURT VONNEGUT WENT COLLEGE TOGETHER THEY WERE EVEN SAME FRATERNITY WHERE SEUSS DECORATED FRATERNITY HOUSE WALLS WITH DRAWINGS CHARACTERS GRAVITATIONAL EFFECTS WEIGH SLIGHTLY LESS WHEN MOON DIRECTLY OVERHEAD DURING CHARIOT SCENE ‘BEN HUR’ SMALL SEEN DISTANCE DURING WORLD FIELDS KEPT GERMANY CASE LITTLE BASTARD WINS’ EARTH ONLY PLANET NAMED AFTER ELVIS TWIN BROTHER NAMED JESSE GARON DIED BIRTH WHICH ELVIS’ MIDDLE NAME SPELLED ARON HONOR BROTHER EVERY PHOTOGRAPH AMERICAN ATOMIC BOMB DETONATION TAKEN HAROLD EDGERTON EVERY SWISS CITIZEN REQUIRED HAVE BOMB SHELTER ACCESS BOMB SHELTER EVIAN BOTTLED WATER SPELLED BACKWARDS “NAIVE FEBRUARY ONLY MONTH RECORDED HISTORY HAVE FULL MOON FLYING FROM LONDON YORK CONCORD TIME ZONES CROSSED ARRIVE HOURS BEFORE LEAVE FORMER PRESIDENT ULYSSES GRANT BOYHOOD NICKNAME ‘USELESS’ FOUR PEOPLE PLAYED DARTH VADER DAVID PROWSE BODY JAMES EARL JONES VOICE SEBASTIAN SHAW FACE FOURTH PERSON BREATHING FROM THIRTY HUMANS GRADUALLY BEGIN SHRINK SIZE GEORGE WASHINGTON GREW MARIJUANA GARDEN GERALD FORD PARDONED ROBERT POSTHUMOUSLY CRIMES TREASON GILLIGAN GILLIGAN’S ISLAND FIRST NAME THAT ONLY USED ONCE NEVER-AIRED PILOT SHOW FIRST NAME WILLY SKIPPER’S REAL NAME GILLIGAN’S ISLAND JONAS GRUMBY MENTIONED ONCE FIRST EPISODE RADIO NEWSCAST ABOUT WRECK PROFESSOR’S REAL NAME HINKLEY MARY ANN’S LAST NAME SUMMERS HOWELL’S MAIDEN NAME WENTWORTH HALLOWEEN TOOK PLACE TOWN HADDONFIELD ILLINOIS ALMOST CARS FILM CALIFORNIA LICENSE PLATES HARA KIRI IMPOLITE SAYING JAPANESE WORD “SEPPUKU” WHICH MEANS LITERALLY “BELLY SPLITTING HEROIN BRAND NAME MORPHINE ONCE MARKETED BAYER HERSHEY’S KISSES CALLED THAT BECAUSE MACHINE THAT MAKES THEM LOOKS LIKE IT’S KISSING CONVEYOR BELT HINDU BELIEVE UNLUCKILY MARRY THIRD TIME THEY COULD AVOID MISFORTUNE MARRYING TREE FIRST TREE THIRD WIFE THEN BURNT FREEING MARRY AGAIN HUMAN BIRTH CONTROL PILLS WORK GORILLAS HUMAN HAIR FINGERNAILS CONTINUE GROW AFTER DEATH HUMMINGBIRDS CAN’T WALK STATUE PARK PERSON HORSE BOTH FRONT LEGS PERSON DIED BATTLE HORSE FRONT PERSON DIED RESULT WOUNDS RECEIVED BATTLE HORSE FOUR LEGS GROUND PERSON DIED NATURAL CAUSES SURGEON ANCIENT EGYPT LOST PATIENT WHILE PERFORMING OPERATION HANDS WERE POPULATION EARTH CONTINUED INCREASE PRESENT RATE INDEFINITELY TOTAL MASS HUMAN FLESH BLOOD WOULD EQUAL MASS EARTH WOULD EQUAL MASS KNOWN UNIVERSE LOCKED COMPLETELY SEALED ROOM WILL CARBON DIOXIDE POISONING BEFORE WILL OXYGEN DEPRIVATION RAINBOW MUST HAVE YOUR BACK DON’T CAN’T FEED SEAGULL ALKA-SELTZER STOMACH WILL EXPLODE MULTIPLY WITH NUMBER WILL ALWAYS FIND ORIGINAL NUMBER RESULT PAUSE “SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER” “HOW DEEP YOUR LOVE” REHEARSAL SCENE WILL CAMERA CREW REFLECTED DANCE HALL MIRROR RAISIN GLASS CHAMPAGNE WILL KEEP FLOATING SINKING BOTTOM IGUANAS KOALAS KOMODO DRAGONS HAVE PENISES ANCIENT PERU WHEN WOMAN FOUND ‘UGLY’ POTATO CUSTOM PUSH INTO FACE NEAREST CASABLANCA HUMPHREY BOGART NEVER SAID “PLAY AGAIN SHERLOCK HOLMES NEVER SAID “ELEMENTARY DEAR WATSON CAPTAIN KIRK NEVER SAID “BEAM SCOTTY “BEAM SCOTT ENGLAND SPEAKER HOUSE ALLOWED SPEAK MOST WATCH ADVERTISEMENTS TIME DISPLAYED WATCH BECAUSE THEN ARMS FRAME BRAND WATCH MAKE LOOK LIKE IT’S SMILING BICH CHANGED FEAR THAT AMERICANS WOULD PRONOUNCE ‘BITCH ANDES TIME OFTEN MEASURED LONG TAKES SMOKE CIGARETTE FILM ‘STAR TREK FIRST CONTACT’ WHEN PICARD SHOWS LILLY ORBITING EARTH AUSTRALIA PAPA GUINEA CLEARLY VISIBLE ZEALAND MISSING CRIMINAL OFFENCE DRIVE AROUND DIRTY RUSSIA BELIEVED THAT SHAKESPEARE AROUND TIME THAT KING JAMES VERSION BIBLE WRITTEN PSALMS WORD FROM FIRST WORD SHAKE WORD FROM LAST WORD SPEAR ILLEGAL PROSTITUTE SIENA ITALY YOUR NAME MARY TAKES MINUTES LIGHT FROM EARTH ILLEGAL SELL DOLLS FRANCE BECAUSE THERE AGAINST SELLING DOLLS WITHOUT HUMAN FACES IT’S IMPOSSIBLE SNEEZE WITH YOUR EYES OPEN IT’S RUMORED THAT SUCKING COPPER PENNY WILL CAUSE BREATH-ALYZER READ IVORY SOAP FLOATING MISTAKE THEY BEEN OVER MIXING SOAP FORMULA CAUSING EXCESS BUBBLES THAT MADE FLOAT CUSTOMERS WROTE TOLD MUCH THEY LOVED THAT FLOATED FLOATED EVER SINCE JACQUES COUSTEAU INVENTED SCUBA GEAR WHILE FRENCH RESISTANCE DURING WORLD JAMES DOOHAN PLAYS COMMANDER MONTGOMERY SCOTT STAR TREK MISSING ENTIRE MIDDLE FINGER RIGHT HAND JEAN-CLAUDE DAMME ALIEN ORIGINAL “PREDATOR” ALMOST JUMPING CLIMBING SCENES ONCE CALLED BOAT BACK BEFORE JETS EXISTED JOHN LARROQUETTE “NIGHT COURT” “THE JOHN LARROQUETTE SHOW” NARRATOR “THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE JOHN WILKES BOOTH SHOT LINCOLN THEATRE FOUND WAREHOUSE HARVEY OSWALD SHOT KENNEDY FROM WAREHOUSE FOUND THEATRE JOHN WILKES BOOTH’S BROTHER ONCE SAVED LIFE ABRAHAM LINCOLN’S JUNE FORAY VOICE TALKING TINA FROM CLASSIC TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE “LIVING DOLL” ALSO VOICE ROCKY TALKING SQUIRREL FROM “ROCKY BULLWINKLE” KATHLEEN TURNER VOICE JESSICA RABBIT IRVING SINGING VOICE KING KONG ONLY MOVIE HAVE SEQUEL KONG RELEASED SAME YEAR LADY ASTOR ONCE TOLD WINSTON CHURCHILL WERE HUSBAND WOULD POISON YOUR COFFEE’ REPLY WERE WIFE WOULD DRINK LEONARDO VINCI INVENTED SCISSORS LINCOLN LOGS WERE INVENTED FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT’S LIQUID PAPER INVENTED MIKE NESMITH’S MONKEES MOTHER BETTE NESMITH GRAHAM LIZZIE BORDEN ACQUITTED LOOK NUMBER FOUR CLOCK FACE THAT USES ROMAN NUMERALS CLOCK MADE CORRECTLY THEN ROMAN NUMERAL FOUR WRONG STANDARD CORRECT WRITE ROMAN NUMERAL FOUR TRADITIONAL SHOW CLOCK FACE “IIII LEGEND THAT CLOCK MADE BRITISH KING WHEN CLOCK MIS- INFORMEDLY CORRECTED CLOCK MAKER RE-DID CLOCK FACE SHOW “IIII” INSTEAD “IV” THUS RISKING OFFENDING KING OTHER CLOCK MAKERS FOLLOWED SUIT EMBARRASS KING TRADITIONAL MAKE CLOCKS LORNE GREENE NIPPLES BITTEN ALLIGATOR WHILE HOST “LORNE GREENE’S WILD KINGDOM LYNYRD SKYNARD NAME TEACHER BOYS WENT FORM THAT BAND ONCE TOLD THEM “YOU BOYS AIN’T NEVER GONNA AMOUNT NOTHIN’ MELANIE GRIFFITH’S MOTHER ACTRESS TIPPI HENDREN BEST KNOWN LEAD ROLE ALFRED HITCHCOCK’S BIRDS LEAVE THEIR HOTEL ROOMS CLEANER THAN WOMEN MICHAEL JORDAN MAKES MORE MONEY FROM NIKE ANNUALLY THAN NIKE FACTORY WORKERS MALAYSIA COMBINED MONTHS THAT BEGIN SUNDAY WILL ALWAYS HAVE “FRIDAY MONTPELIER VERMONT ONLY STATE CAPITAL WITHOUT MCDONALDS MORE MONEY PRINTED DAILY MONOPOLY GAME THAN TREASURY MORE PEOPLE KILLED EACH YEAR FROM BEES THAN FROM SNAKES MOST AMERICANS’ HORNS BEEP MOZART BURIED UNMARKED PAUPER’S GRAVE ROGERS ORDAINED MINISTER NINE PENNIES WEIGH EXACTLY OUNCE NINETY EIGHT CENT WEIGHT WATER MADE FROM OXYGEN ANIMAL ONCE FROZEN SOLID WATER SOLIDIFIES TURNS SURVIVES WHEN THAWED BECAUSE CRYSTALS FORMED INSIDE CELLS WOULD BREAK OPEN CELL MEMBRANES HOWEVER THERE CERTAIN FROGS THAT SURVIVE EXPERIENCE BEING FROZEN THESE FROGS MAKE SPECIAL PROTEINS WHICH PREVENT FORMATION LEAST KEEP CRYSTALS FROM BECOMING VERY LARGE THAT THEY ACTUALLY NEVER FREEZE EVEN THOUGH THEIR BODY TEMPERATURE BELOW ZERO CELSIUS WATER THEM REMAINS LIQUID PHENOMENON KNOWN ’SUPERCOOLING DISTURB THESE FROGS JUST TOUCHING THEM EVEN WATER THEM QUICKLY FREEZES SOLID THEY MATTER SIZE THICKNESS PIECE PAPER FOLDED HALF MORE THAN TIMES NON-DAIRY CREAMER FLAMMABLE TREES HAVE ACORNS UNTIL THEY FIFTY YEARS OLDER MADE THREE STOOGES THREE THEM WERE REAL BROTHERS CURLY SHEMP APRIL TITANIC SUNK MAIDEN VOYAGE OVER PEOPLE DIED FOURTEEN YEARS EARLIER NOVEL PUBLISHED MORGAN ROBERTSON WHICH SEEMED FORETELL DISASTER BOOK DESCRIBED SHIP SAME SIZE TITANIC WHICH CRASHES INTO ICEBERG MAIDEN VOYAGE MISTY APRIL NIGHT NAME ROBERTSON’S FICTIONAL SHIP TITAN AMERICAN ONE-DOLLAR BILL THERE UPPER LEFT-HAND CORNER ENCASED “SHIELD” SPIDER HIDDEN FRONT UPPER RIGHT-HAND CORNER HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL TIME CLOCK TOWER INDEPENDENCE HALL REASONS MARIJUANA ILLEGAL TODAY BECAUSE COTTON GROWERS LOBBIED AGAINST HEMP FARMERS THEY COMPETITION CHEMICALLY ADDICTIVE NICOTINE ALCOHOL CAFFEINE ONLY FEMALE MOSQUITOES BITE ORCAS KILLER WHALES KILL SHARKS TORPEDOING INTO SHARK’S STOMACH FROM UNDERNEATH CAUSING SHARK EXPLODE OTHER THAN HUMANS BLACK LEMURS ONLY PRIMATES THAT HAVE BLUE EYES EYES ALWAYS SAME SIZE FROM BIRTH NOSE EARS NEVER STOP GROWING PAMELA LEE-ANDERSON CANADA’S CENTENNIAL BABY BEING FIRST BABY BORN CENTENNIAL ANNIVERSARY CANADA’S INDEPENDENCE PANAMA HATS COME FROM ECUADOR PANAMA PEANUTS USED PRODUCTION DYNAMITE PEARLS MELT VINEGAR PINOCCHIO ITALIAN “PINE EYES POGONOPHOBIA FEAR BEARDS POLAR BEAR WHITE IT’S CLEAR RACE PALINDROME RALPH LAUREN’S ORIGINAL NAME RALPH LIFSHITZ RESIDENTS ISLAND LESBOS LESBOSIANS RATHER THAN LESBIANS COURSE LESBIANS CALLED LESBIANS BECAUSE SAPPHO FROM LESBOS REVOLVERS CANNOT SILENCED NOISY GASSES WHICH ESCAPE CYLINDER REAR BARREL RHYTHM “SYZYGY” LONGEST ENGLISH WORDS WITHOUT VOWELS ROBERT CONFEDERATE ARMY REMAINS ONLY PERSON DATE HAVE GRADUATED FROM WEST POINT MILITARY ACADEMY WITHOUT SINGLE DEMERIT ROOSTERS CAN’T CROW THEY CAN’T FULLY EXTEND THEIR NECKS RUSSIANS GENERALLY ANSWER PHONE SAYING ‘I’M LISTENING DOESN’T STAND “SAVE SHIP” “SAVE SOULS” CHOSEN INTERNATIONAL CONFERENCE MORSE CODE BECAUSE LETTERS WERE EASY REMEMBER JUST ABOUT ANYONE COULD READ DASH DASH DASH SAMUEL CLEMENS’S PSEUDONYM “MARK TWAIN” NICKNAME RIVERBOAT PILOT ABOUT WHOM CLEMENS WROTE NEEDLESS NASTY SATIRICAL PIECE APPARENTLY CLEMENS FELT GUILTY LATER ADOPTED PLUME SOME SORT EXPIATION PHRASE “MARK TWAIN” FROM WHICH RIVER PILOT NAME DOES MEAN FATHOMS TWELVE FEET SHARON STONE FIRST “STAR SEARCH” SPOKES MODEL SMITHEE PSEUDONYM THAT FILMMAKERS WHEN THEY DON’T WANT THEIR NAMES APPEAR CREDITS SNAILS SLEEP YEARS WITHOUT EATING SODA WATER DOES CONTAIN SODA SOME ESKIMOS HAVE BEEN KNOWN REFRIGERATORS KEEP THEIR FOOD FROM FREEZING SOWETO SOUTH AFRICA DERIVED FROM SOUTH WEST TOWNSHIP SPAIN LITERALLY MEANS ‘THE LAND RABBITS SPEAK DEVIL SHORT “SPEAK DEVIL SHALL COME” BELIEVED THAT SPOKE ABOUT DEVIL WOULD ATTRACT ATTENTION WOULD APPEAR BERNARDS FAMOUS THEIR ROLE ALPINE RESCUE DOGS WEAR CASKS BRANDY AROUND THEIR NECKS STEVE YOUNG FRANCISCO QUARTERBACK GREAT-GREAT-GRANDSON MORMON LEADER BRIGHAM YOUNG SUSAN LUCCI DAUGHTER PHYLLIS DILLER TALK SHOW HOST MONTEL WILLIAMS NOSE TERMITES WOOD TWICE FAST WHEN LISTENING HEAVY METAL MUSIC “GRINCH” SINGER VOICE TONY TIGER NAMED THURL RAVENSCROFT “SAVE” ICON MICROSOFT WORD SHOWS FLOPPY DISK WITH SHUTTER BACKWARDS ALLELE FINGERS TOES DOMINANT HUMANS ANDY GRIFFTH SHOW FIRST SPIN-OFF HISTORY SPUN-OFF FROM DANNY THOMAS SHOW AVERAGE PERSON FALLS ASLEEP SEVEN MINUTES AVERAGE SCALP HAIRS REDHEADS HAVE LEAST BROWN BLACK HAIRED PERSONS HAVE ABOUT BLONDES HAVE MOST THAT MORE THAN THOUSAND HAIRS EACH SQUARE INCH BAND “DURAN DURAN” THEIR NAME FROM ASTRONAUT JANE FONDA MOVIE “BARBARELLA BACARDI SYMBOL THERE BECAUSE SOIL WHERE SUGAR CANE GROWS FERTILE FROM EXCESSIVE GUANO DROPPINGS BOSTON UNIVERSITY BRIDGE COMMONWEALTH AVENUE BOSTON MASSACHUSETTS ONLY PLACE WORLD WHERE BOAT SAIL UNDER TRAIN DRIVING UNDER DRIVING UNDER AIRPLANE BUBBLES GUINESS BEER SINK BOTTOM RATHER THAN FLOAT LIKE OTHER BEERS KNOWS FOREGROUND BACK BILL HUPTMOBILE MANUFACTURER HENRY FORD AWARDED HITLER’S SUPREME ORDER GERMAN EAGLE CHILDRENS’ NURSERY RHYME ‘RING-A-ROUND-THE-ROSIES’ ACTUALLY REFERS BLACK DEATH WHICH KILLED ABOUT MILLION PEOPLE FOURTEENTH-CENTURY CHINESE IDEOGRAM ‘TROUBLE’ DEPICTS WOMEN LIVING UNDER ROOF’ CIGARETTE LIGHTER INVENTED BEFORE MATCH CORRECT RESPONSE IRISH GREETING “TOP MORNING “AND REST YOURSELF CRUISE LINER QUEEN ELIZABETH MOVES ONLY INCHES EACH GALLON DIESEL THAT BURNS DECLARATION INDEPENDENCE WRITTEN HEMP PAPER DOME MONTICELLO THOMAS JEFFERSON’S HOME CONCEALS BILLIARDS ROOM JEFFERSON’S BILLIARDS WERE ILLEGAL VIRGINIA DUNCE SCHOOLHOUSE FAME ORIGINATES FROM PAPER CONE THAT PLACED HEADS ACCUSED WITCHES DURING MIDDLE AGES WHEN JOAN MARTYRED WEARING THEM EISENHOWER INTERSTATE SYSTEM REQUIRES THAT ONE-MILE EVERY FIVE MUST STRAIGHT THESE STRAIGHT SECTIONS USABLE AIRSTRIPS TIMES OTHER EMERGENCIES FAMOUS SPLIT-FINGERED VULCAN SALUTE ACTUALLY INTENDED REPRESENT FIRST LETTER ”SHIN PRONOUNCED “SHEEN” WORD “SHALOM SMALL LEONARD NIMOY OBSERVED RABBI USING BENEDICTION NEVER FORGOT EVENTUALLY ABLE “STAR TREK” LORE FINGERPRINTS KOALA BEARS VIRTUALLY INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THOSE HUMANS MUCH THAT THEY COULD CONFUSED CRIME SCENE FIRST FORD CARS DODGE ENGINES FIRST INTER-RACIAL KISS ORIGINAL “STAR TREK” EPISODE ENTITLED “PLATO’S STEPCHILDREN” KISS BETWEEN NICHELLE NICHOLS WILLIAM SHATNER FIRST PRODUCT MOTOROLA STARTED DEVELOP RECORD PLAYER AUTOMOBILES THAT TIME MOST KNOWN PLAYER MARKET VICTROLA THEY CALLED THEMSELVES MOTOROLA FIRST SAFETY RAZOR ACTUALLY INVENTED KING GILLETTE HIMSELF NAMED WILLIAM NICKERSON KINGS PARTNER THEY BELIEVED THAT LABEL BEARING NICKERSONS NAME WOULD BUSINESS PLUS KINGS IDEA ANYWAY FIRST TIME WORD “HELL” SPOKEN ORIGINAL “STAR TREK” EPISODE ENTITLED “CITY EDGE FOREVER” EXACT QUOTE “…LET’S HELL HERE…” SPOKEN WILLIAM SHATNER FIRST TOILET EVER SEEN TELEVISION “LEAVE BEAVER” ‘HUNDRED YEARS WAR’ LASTED YEARS LARGEST EGGS WORLD LAID SHARK LAUNCHING MECHANISM CARRIER SHIP THAT HELPS PLANES TAKE COULD THROW PICKUP TRUCK OVER MILE LEAD SINGER KNACK FAMOUS SHARONA JACK KEVORKIAN’S LEAD DEFENSE ATTORNEY BROTHERS DOUG JEFFREY FEIGER NESSMAN CHARACTER SERIES WKRP CINCINNATI WORE BAND-AID EVERY EPISODE EITHER HIMSELF GLASSES CLOTHING LIFESPAN TASTEBUD DAYS LITTLE BAGS NETTING LANTERNS CALLED ‘MANTLES’ RADIOACTIVE–SO MUCH THAT THEY WILL ALARM NUCLEAR REACTOR LONGEST HIGHWAY ROUTE STARTING CAPE MASSACHUSETTS GOING THROUGH STATES ENDING BISHOP CALIFORNIA MAGIC WORD “ABRACADABRA” ORIGINALLY INTENDED SPECIFIC PURPOSE CURING FEVER MASK USED MICHAEL MYERS ORIGINAL “HALLOWEEN” ACTUALLY CAPTAIN KIRK MASK PAINTED WHITE MICROWAVE INVENTED AFTER RESEARCHER WALKED RADAR TUBE CHOCOLATE MELTED POCKET NAME “WIZARD THOUGHT WHEN CREATOR FRANK BAUM LOOKED FILING CABINET HENCE NAME VULCAN’S HEAVEN THIS PLAY NAME SEAN CONNERY CONSIDERED PART SAREK SPOCK’S FATHER NAME WENDY MADE BOOK “PETER NAMES THREE WISE MONKEYS MIZARU EVIL MIKAZARU HEAR EVIL MAZARU SPEAK EVIL NATIONAL FLAG ITALY DESIGNED NAPOLEON BONAPARTE NOBEL PRIZE RESULTED FROM LATE CHANGE WILL ALFRED NOBEL WANT REMEMBERED AFTER DEATH PROPAGATOR VIOLENCE INVENTED DYNAMITE NUMBERS FOUND BACK DOLLAR BILL BUSHES BASE LINCOLN MEMORIAL PHONE BOOK HITLERS BEFORE WWII PHONE BOOK HITLERS AFTER WWII ONLY MEMBER BAND WITHOUT BEARD LAST NAME BEARD ORIGINAL COPY DECLARATION INDEPENDENCE LOST COPY WASHINGTON WHAT REFERRED HOLOGRAPH THAT TERM HANDMADE COPY DOCUMENT SAME LASER PRODUCED HOLOGRAM PENTAGON ARLINGTON VIRGINIA TWICE MANY BATHROOMS NECESSARY WHEN BUILT STATE VIRGINIA STILL SEGREGATION LAWS REQUIRING SEPARATE TOILET FACILITIES BLACKS WHITES FERRET MUSTELA PUTORIAS FURO DOMESTICATED MORE THAN YEARS BEFORE HOUSE PHILLIPS-HEAD SCREWDRIVER INVENTED OREGON PHRASE STANDING ‘READING WRITING ARITHMETIC’ CREATED WILLIAM CURTIS ILLITERATE PHRASE “RULE THUMB” DERIVED FROM ENGLISH WHICH STATED THAT COULDN’T BEAT YOUR WIFE WITH ANYTHING WIDER THAN YOUR THUMB PLACEMENT DONKEY’S EYES ITS’ HEADS ENABLES FOUR FEET TIMES PROVINCE ALBERTA CANADA BEEN COMPLETELY FREE RATS SINCE SCREWDRIVER INVENTED BEFORE SCREW ‘SCREWDRIVER’ INVENTED OILMEN USED TOOL STIR DRINK SLOGAN HAMPSHIRE LICENSE PLATES ‘LIVE FREE DIE’ THESE LICENSE PLATES MANUFACTURED PRISONERS STATE PRISON CONCORD SPACESHIP ‘VALLEY FORGE’ FROM “SILENT RUNNING” ACTUALLY IT’S NAME FROM LOCATION USED FILM SOME INTERIORS DECOMMISSIONED AIRCRAFT CARRIER NAMED VALLEY FORGE TERM “DEVIL’S ADVOCATE” COMES FROM ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH WHEN DECIDING SOMEONE SHOULD SAINTED DEVIL’S ADVOCATE ALWAYS APPOINTED GIVE ALTERNATIVE VIEW TERM “MAYDAY” USED SIGNALING HELP COMES FROM FRENCH TERM “M’AIDEZ” WHICH PRONOUNCED “MAYDAY” MEANS “HELP TURKEY WRONGLY NAMED AFTER WHAT THOUGHT IT’S COUNTRY ORIGIN TWO-FOOT LONG BIRD CALLED THAT LIVES ZEALAND LIKES STRIPS RUBBER AROUND WINDOWS UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT KEEPS SUPPLY SILVER MILITARY ACADEMY WEST POINT THERE FOUR CARS ELEVEN LIGHT POSTS BACK TEN-DOLLAR BILL THERE MORE BEETLES THAN OTHER KIND CREATURE WORLD THERE MORE NUTRIENTS CORNFLAKE PACKAGE ITSELF THAN THERE ACTUAL CORNFLAKES THERE MORE THAN EARTHQUAKES THROUGHOUT WORLD EVERY YEAR THERE CLOCKS VEGAS CASINOS THERE RIVERS SAUDI ARABIA THERE ONLY THREE CITIES THAT NAMED EXACTLY AFTER STATE THEY LOCATED MAINE YORK WYOMING THERE CITY CALLED ROME EVERY CONTINENT THERE TOWN TEXAS CALLED ‘DING DONG THERE ABOUT TIMES MORE GOLD WORLD’S OCEANS THAN BEEN MINED ENTIRE HISTORY THERE MENTION ADAM EATING APPLE BIBLE THERE WERE SQUIRRELS NANTUCKET ISLAND MASSACHUSETTS UNTIL THIRTY-FIVE PERCENT PEOPLE PERSONAL DATING ALREADY MARRIED “TESTIFY” BASED ROMAN COURT SWEARING STATEMENT MADE SWEARING THEIR TESTICLES TOMB ROBBERS BELIEVED THAT KNOCKING EGYPTIAN SARCOPHAGI’S NOSES WOULD FORESTALL CURSES TURKEY’S OFTEN LOOK DURING RAINSTORM UNFORTUNATELY SOME HAVE BEEN KNOWN DROWN RESULT INTERSTATES WHICH NORTH-SOUTH NUMBERED SEQUENTIALLY STARTING FROM WEST WITH NUMBERS INTERSTATES WHICH EAST-WEST NUMBERED SEQUENTIALLY STARTING FROM SOUTH WITH EVEN NUMBERS UNTIL LEGAL CALIFORNIA VIDEO KILLED RADIO STAR VERY FIRST VIDEO EVER PLAYED WALT DISNEY NAMED MICKEY MOUSE AFTER MICKEY ROONEY WHOSE MOTHER DATED SOME TIME WALT DISNEY’S AUTOGRAPH BEARS RESEMBLANCE FAMOUS DISNEY LOGO WARREN BEATTY SHIRLEY MACLAINE BROTHER SISTER WHEN OPOSSUMS PLAYING OPOSSUM THEY “PLAYING THEY ACTUALLY PASS FROM SHEER TERROR WHEN YOUNG IMPOVERISHED PABLO PICASSO KEPT WARM BURNING PAINTINGS WHILE HAVARD UNIVERSITY EDWARD KENNEDY SUSPENDED CHEATING SPANISH EXAM WHILE PERFORMING DUTIES QUEEN CLEOPATRA SOMETIMES WORE FAKE BEARD WOMEN BLINK NEARLY TWICE MUCH WOODWARD AVENUE DETROIT MICHIGAN CARRIES DESIGNATION NAMED BECAUSE FIRST PAVED ROAD ANYWHERE

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